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Weegee
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| ALERT: THIS IS A FORCED MEME |
| Weegee will be posted by the same unfunny newfag until you like it. |
WEEGEE (a.k.a. Luigi) AKA Mario's bitch is constantly shoop'd into any image in existence. Created 8/11/2007 by the LUEser MonkeyInCloset, Weegee has become a common meme in /v/, and most images he's in create instant lulz. However, lately, /v/ has disowned weegee, because of his frequent abuse by underaged kids and weeaboos. His disturbing image is based off the equally disturbing sprite found in the shit-tastic DOS game "Mario is Missing", a game where you travel the world in search of his lost brother while learning things. Normal Luigi is in the NES and SNES versions of the game, and Weegee can only be found in the DOS version. Weegee's piercing gaze is known to rupture souls, rend dimensions, break bosons and devour minds. It doesn't take much lurking on /v/ to witness Weegee embarking on another grand adventure in the vidya. To this day it remains unknown if Weegee is actually "Luigi" or something far worse, like a Waluigi clone. Nevertheless, you might want it to stay away from your children. Weegee will skull-fuck the shit out of you if you turn away from him. Prior to his current career as a plumber, Weegee dabbled in photography.
OK, lets not fool ourselves. Weegee is real and he will fuck you up.
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Weegee and DevianTART
Ever since the creation of Weegee, the DeviantART community has been shitting out "Weegees" to make themselves feel important. One of the most popular of these is Malleo, created by loser TheMarioBrother. Malleo is an equally retarded looking sprite of Mario, made solid and glorified by a lot of faggots. However, Malleo did appear in Mario is Missing, and most of the stuff about Malleo makes sense. Then, this guy made Fortran, a fat fuck who appeared in a pirated Mario game, featuring a character who looked absolutley nothing like Mario. It was only a matter of time. But, with the creation of two new shiny characters based on two old shiny characters, there had to be faggots who just loved to make something moderatly gay to full out faggotry. After Fortran came along, they made Soneek or something shitty like that, then of course came Weegario (Wario), Teelz (Tails), and what can only be described as a massive clusterfuck of bullshit. There are some that are okay, but most are pure shit.
Here is the shitstorm starter. OP banned permanently.
Weegee and YouTube
Just read "Weegee and DevianTART", but add moar gay and roleplaying. Yes, roleplaying. To make themselves feel even more important, witty Youtubers decided to make accounts such as "IAmVVeegee"/"TheRealWeegee"/"TheSuperWeegee"/"whateverthefuckhecallshimselfnow","TheRealMalleo","TheRealFortran", you get the idea. But what isn't bad isn't the main Weegees that are on Youtube, it's the people who combine recoloring with Weegee. You get the most vile of noob accounts possible, it's disgusting. Going on the current Weegee channel will most likely give you nazi crap with Weegee on everything. Heil!
Gallery
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WEEGEE -
ChrisWeegee!
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Are you callin' me a weegee, ya fuckin' mook? -
The original sprite. -
A different sort of Weegee. -
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Locke fucks up Luigi's shit and creates a monster -
How Weegees are made -
Weegee, now in HD -
What NOT to do when you see Weegee. -
Heeeeeeer's Weefield -
Meet Pigee -
It's Weegee Time! -
The real reason why the Titanic sank -
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Don't Look Into His Eyes!! -
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A weegee!What I always wanted!:3 -
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WEEGEE SMASH -
Weegee will crush you. -
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Weegee leans like Mike -
WEEGEE DID WTC -
Confirmed for Brawl -
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It's-a the WeeG man. -
Even Fry fears Weegee. -
Heeeere's Weegee! -
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Weegee for president! -
Weegee devoured Garfield. -
Weegee is more frightening than insane demon girls. -
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WARNING: CHALLENGER APPROACHING -
confirmed for brawl, again -
BFF with Pedobear? -
Weegee gets away with it in spite of those meddling kids -
Now with Thinking in Portals action! -
EVERYONE wants a bite of Weegee! -
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Weegee meets his match? -
WEEGEE has corrupted your registry! Delete System32 to remove him! -
WEEGEE's Final Smash. -
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Take onnnnnn... WHAT?
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Oh shi-- -
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Weegee after turning off the Devil's Machine. -
Truth. -
I knew it. -
I think this is how it really happened -
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GARFIELD!STOP FUCKING BRINGING THE FUCKING WEEGEES INTO THE HOUSE! -
Weegee doing a pedo activities. -
I know you liked Luigi, so I made you this bed! -
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I chiseled it. -
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I heard he lieks. -
This shit's hillaryous. -
Don't blame the USA, blame Weegee! -
My my, Weegee, what big eyes you have! -
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Guido Weegee -
Rule 34 much? -
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Weegee is also popular among cats... -
He's even more popular than spiders. -
Doin it wrong. -
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And a slightly different version... -
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Weegee's power comes from pussy -
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When Weegees collide, Universes are born!! -
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His brother Meegee ; who by the way doesn't even exist -
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Now a standard wallpaper on new Windows computers. -
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Weegee dressed as a horse, doin' what he does best. -
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OH MY GOD WEEGEE IN A HORROR MOVIE!!! -
He has power over lawyers too. -
Well, he already had the nose for it. -
Ceiling Weegee iswatchingMAKEING you masturbate. -
The true form of The Scream. -
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God dammit 4chan -
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Malleo, superior to Meegee but is no Weegee. -
Weegee got Rule 34'd -
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As it is written, only The Joker can defeat Weegee. -
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Not even xkcd is safe from Weegee -
Weegee has been known to manipulate other countries. -
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Weegee was involved in Columbine. -
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Ganna gechya! -
Relative? -
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UBER LUIGI! -
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What a beautiful day! hay wait a sec... -
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Down with Niggers -
The female version of Weegee. Every glance shrinks your penis. -
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See also
- Luigi's Death Stare
- Super Smash Bros
- Text Weegee, make anything awkward with copypasta
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External Links
- Weegee's Theme
- Weegees grand adventure through Nairobi
- Weegee's Myspace Page (dead now)
Weegee's Myface Page
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