Hi I'm Vladimir Lenin, im gay. You might also remember me as VanKrause.
My shooting guard is fouled out. He's gone! But he's right there on my jersey, and here in my heart! He slams on as a part of me! If you're gonna jam, jam to the basket. No matter what's in my way, I won't stop. Once I've slam dunked - it means that I've won! ... Just who the hell do you think I am? I'm Barkley. I'm not Jordon! I'M ME!! Barkley the Jammer!