User:OfficerDouchenozzle/KonKitty

STEP THE FUCK OFF! OfficerDouchenozzle/KonKitty looks like shit but it is NOT a {{crapstub}}. It is a work in progress! If you require assistance beefing up this article, then hit up the experts on our IRC.

KonKitty (Connor Jones) is a successful crossdressing furry artist who pretends to be straight but actually loves it up the ass, although he is a virgin and will probably remain one for quite some time. While whoring himself for free art of his character (since he claims he will never draw again) he also manages to sit at home, day after day, playing DDR and TF2 while riding his dog cock dildo.

Because he spends all of his time playing video games, KonKitty does not has an edumacation (in fact, he failed all of his GCSE's - exit exams for high school for you Amerifats). He holds no job and thus has no money; therefore, all art of his character is done for free and he leeches off of his fleeting love interests for sex toys.

“	Bitches don't know about my naked photos. But really, you don't. I flaunt my ass like it's 2012.	„
—KonKitty, on being a productive member of society

Oh, and he's also into watersports.

Furfaggish Things

KonKitty has been a furry for several years and shapes his fursona from his life partners. His fursona is a snow leopard with fox markings, both aspects taken from previous buttbuddies. Of course, as with all furfags, KonKitty thinks he really is his fursona, even though it doesn't matter because he has no friends outside the internet, so nobody will ever know or care.

IS THIS REAL LIFE?

KonKitty is one of those rare skinny furs, although he is practically anorexic. He is a candidate for the whitest person on earth and tries to be girly but his so-so face keeps him from being the little girly furfag he always wanted to be:

“	I realized that actually not very attractive after looking at other trap photos for a while. My face is ugly, I'm too tall, my voice is too deep, my feet are big, and my shoulders are too wide. I'll never be a proper trap. just a guy who looks like a gothic emo-wannabe rocker cunt.	„
—KonKitty, on being true to yourself

He is also a complete virgin.

KonKitty avoids showing his face because it's so horrendously ugly, according to him. It's difficult to disagree:

Haxor'd

Do this later: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2893645/

Shit to integrate into the article

IRC: irc.anthrochat.net/fchan and irc.furnet.org/uk

BedtimeKitten KonKitty I wonder if I should tell @BleddynDu that I got a boner when I was hanging out with him the other week.. Hmmm.. 5 hours ago

I might work on this sometime later, if you want to delete it then I don't give a shit.