User:NEVER GOON/Retirement Notice

Hi there, EDiots and lulz connoisseurs.

I announce my retirement from the website.

>saar why are you retiring (nobody is asking this)

Well, in the simplest way possible, ED was not for me. I never found this >lurk moar mudkipz get on irc fgt desu humor funny, I'm probably just too young for this.

>too young? what the fuck do you mean by too young?

Simply put, I'm a zoomer. I wasn't born in the 70s, 80s, 90s, or anything like that.

>but you've only been staff for like 3-4 months why so fast

Like I said, ED wasn't for me. It's also made pretty clear by a majority of the staff that I'm not really tolerated nor welcomed here. I only became staff not because I was respected among other staff, nor did I make (((good))) contributions, but because of very specific events that happened in the war with .fail.

Another reason for me retiring is due to the fact that i've pretty much done all I can to help ED. I've helped stop Ljupco from shitting up the wiki by banning every proxy he had up until that point, and prevented 764trannies from getting xheir grubby little troon hands all over ED by buying .fail and making peace with CLU (current manager alongside GirlOnInternet).

>you've clearly helped the wiki out quite a bit can't you just stay?

Why would I stay in a hostile community? That's like if I was getting eaten up by a pack of hyenas and I said "Yeah, don't save me. I like getting eaten alive by hyenas." It's retarded.

In my time as staff, (or edramatica.com's runtime as a whole), there have been very little staff contributing to the wiki, some of them not even being registered to the new fork of ED @ edramatica.com.

I would like to thank:

• The PolishPrince - being an active admin
• Paul in the Mall - being a good editor
• AifoxHi - encouraging me to buy .fail so i could be here right now
• CLU - being a pretty cool and understanding guy as a whole
• P0008874 - being an amazing person, helped us take down skibidifarms a few times
• Camel/The Game - same for above

Thank you everyone. I'm not gonna remind you to NEVER GOON, but keep up the lulz.

— [ng] [t / c / snca] 16:50, 21 December 2024 (UTC)

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Goodbye soldier. o>

TabbyGarf ^æ✎࿕♛ 20:49, 21 December 2024 (UTC)