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Diary of a Wimpy Kid

Diary of a Wimpy Kid is a book series about a pathetic 13-year old boy who nobody likes. Nothing more to it.

Characters

• Greg Heffley Every single fucking book is him whining like a little bitch in his diary about how miserable his life is, and how everyone hates him. Other than that, he has no personality whatsoever.
• Rowley Jefferson Greg's fat, slack-jawed, teenage manchild dumbass only friend. He's about as big of a loser as Greg, only unlike Greg, he is too stupid to realize he is one.
• Rodrick Heffley Greg's angsty "badass" teenage brother who treats him like the piece of shit he is. He is in a band with some of his angsty teen friends and a guy named Bill Walter called "Loded Diper".
• Manny Heffley Greg and Rodrick's baby brother who gets spoiled rotten by their parents. He is mildly schizophrenic and OCD, and cries whenever he doesn't get his way.
• Susan and Frank Heffley Greg, Rodrick, and Manny's parents. They only pay attention to Manny though, and neglect Greg and Rodrick, allowing Rodrick to pick on Greg, and then they punish Greg, regardless of whose fault it is.
• Fregley Psycho kid at Greg and Rowley's school who grosses them out with his scab collection, "secret freckles", and boogers. He is also an outcast, but unlike each other, Greg and Rowley absolutely cannot stand him.
• Bryce Anderson Popular douchebag at school who gets all the chicks, despite him not giving a shit about the vast majority of them.
• Patty Farrell Ugly girl who hates Greg. Like him, she has mostly no personality, except for the fact that she's a total bitch.
• Holly Hills The hot chick who Greg wants to fuck. Fortunately, Hell is going to freeze over before he ever has a chance with her.