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Zyzz

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Before steroids
Zyzz hails a cab to Mount Olympus

Zyzz (Tripcode: zyzz !.B0tdY9xNk) (Aziz Sergeyevich Shavershian), was a 4chan & Misc user from Sydney, Australia who transformed his shitty genetics into the aesthetics of something Godlike. After finishing school, Zyzz, or Aziz as he was known at that point, decided he was sick of being known as the skinny scene fag. He then thus made a pact to himself to get big. Starting out as a faggy /misc/er, Aziz set goals for himself with routines and diets. After a couple of years, he transformed considerably. He continued to build and pack on lean muscle, and eventually gained the attention of teh interwebz. Having become a famous icon, people all over the world admired Zyzz for his amazing aesthetics. In life, Zyzz was also a master at Gabba, Hardstyle and Shuffling; while these dances are thought by many to be skill-less combinations of easy minimal thought movements, Zyzz pulls off mouthwatering combinations in these styles, using legs, arms, shoulders, his head/neck to create goodlike dance moves that everyone wants to be able to do. Although Zyzz appears to be a boofhead hoon in his famous Youtube vids, he is known to have a well-balanced, intelligent and nice personality in real life.

Rise to fame

Zyzz, son of Zeus, brother of Hercules, Father of Aesthetics

Zyzz, as stated many times by him, was a persona that was acted for the Lulz. Despite this fact people from all over the world admired his way of life and named it the "Zyzz Ideology" or "Zyzzology". After his first video was uploaded, users of 4chan and Misc took notice of his use of Internet Memes in addition to his perfectly proportional body. Internet users began to quote Zyzz IRL with such phrases as "Come at me bro" and "U mad". This epidemic spread in proportions not seen since the black plague. After what seemed like several minutes, thousands of people looked up to Zyzz like a Greek God. He gained great power and recognition for trolling and being motivational for bodybuilders. Within a short time, old media took notice and cast him in some crappy reality show called National Roadtrip as the only interesting person on the show.

Quotes

   
 
Yeah, Zyzz is f*cking awesome, it's true and it's scientific fact. He is literally the closest thing to perfection the human species has ever produced. I feel privileged to be alive at the same time as him. I wish I was a woman so I could offer myself to him to f*cking then discard like a plaything.
 

 
 

—Unattributed, Quotes like these reveal the heterosexuality of his fanbase

   
 
Everybody, one day will die, and be forgetton. Act and behave in a way that will make life interesting and fun, f*ck a mundane predictable life working monday to friday with something you derive no pleasure from; just living life out till you grow old and wither away. Find a passion, form relationships, dont be afraid to get out there and f*ck what everyone else thinks, trust me its alot more fun that way.

Dont ever pay people out or put people down. Instead just put yourself up and let the haters do their thing. Id rather be a person thats hated on, than a person that does the hating. A wise man one said.. Haters gonna hate!
 


 
 

—Zyzz

Memefaggotry

In addition to the eloquent prose written above, Zyzz was not above the use and over-use of Internet memes. Here are some of his favorites:

Zyzz Facts

  • He took steroids
  • He took party pills
  • He was a Hedonist
  • Played World of Warcraft

Death

On August 5, 2011, Zyzz died at the age of 22 in a Bangkok sauna of causes completely unrelated to steroid use. He is still worshiped by his die-hard fanbase, which honors his memory by trolling, being "Aesthetic", and buying real surf boards to surf the web.

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