Synthia-China Blast

Synthia-China Blast, legally known as Luis Morales, is Jezebel's oppressed victim of the week. Won't you shed a tear for him?

A life of victimhood

Due to the sinister machinations of the Patriarchy or some shit, Synthia found himself heavily involved with the Latin Kings from an early age. One can only assume that this is the Hispanic take on the Girl Scouts, and not, in fact, a violent gang. In 1991, he was found skulking outside a house fire that left six people dead. 'Twas sweet justice, then, that our perpetually innocent hero and autogynephilia icon was not convicted of murder.

Years later, at the tender age of 18, he gets a call from some other Kings. They require his aid in selling some tasty treats to local school children, no doubt. Instead, Synthia finds himself assisting them in the rape and murder of a 13 year old black girl. He dindu nuffin, though! He says he just carried a body out for them! If we can't take the word of a gang member who had already burned six people to death, who can we trust?

The firm hand of shitlords

Ever since conviction, this poor, noble trans.... thing has been kept in solitary confinement a reported "23 to 24 hours a day." This is obviously the result of the patriarchy punishing a man who dares question the gender binary. It couldn't possibly be that child molesters, child killers, and "I'm a woman now, tee hee" sick fucks need to be kept out of general population for their own safety. After all, the first thing we learned from feminism is that nothing makes sense and everything is a conspiracy.

Never fear, genderqueer, Jezebel is here

When even Laverne Cox won't defend a fellow tranny, there's only one place to turn to for succor: Jezebel, the place where batshit insane harpies decide what is truly moral and good. Their piece reads like a human interest story; some innocent tranny is being punished for being a tranny... as opposed to molestation and murder. Synthia is being held in isolation because of the toxic patriarchy... rather than for his own safety. Isolation isn't humane, they say, ignoring the inhumanity of the captive. Withholding medical treatment is torture, the rag reads, as if they truly believe that genital mutilation is in any way medical or treatment.

What's more telling, however, is what they don't say. They don't mention that Synthia stared at prosecutors with a sick grin throughout the trial, nor do they mention this curious turn of phrase uttered at the same:

	“	Only if I was a real woman I could bring about little future serial killers to terrorize NYC like my husband did. How [New Yorkers] would of loathed the Zodiac Children.	„

External

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