Riley Gaines

"I'm a VICTIM, dammit"

Riley Gaines is a lulzy Trump shill and bimbo who accomplished nothing in her life except for tying for fif place with a troon in swimming. As a result, we must all become Christian nationalists and support QAnon conspiracy theories. Which are completely unrelated to her original crusade, which was actually somewhat sensible.

She was invited to a 2016 United States Olympic Trials event, but failed to qualify after placing eighty-fif LMAO.

	“	“NCAA gave us a heads-up that all the locker rooms were going to be gender-neutral, and there were three locker rooms that we could have used … So Riley’s villainizing Lia with ‘I was changing in the locker room when Lia walked in and stripped down,’ and I’m like, ‘Riley, we knew this was a possibility.’ Riley shaped the narrative in her way.”	„
	—A teammate of Riley Gaines, where she was playing the victim as usual

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