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January 2023
Klaus Schwab is the current spokesperson for the World Economic Forum; and an authoritarian, parasitic vampire who is willing to force entire populations of people to live in pods, eat bugs, "own nothing and be happy" by 2030.
July 2022
The Man (also known as Jews and to a lesser extent, white people) is the person who keeps us down, mah brutha. Not much is known about The Man, but he goes by many names. The Man is similar to Santa Claus in that he is white and knows everything about you... including that time you touched your sister inappropriately. (You sick fuck.)
The Man owns everything worth owning and is laughing at your poverty.
While The Man oppresses all, he particularly enjoys making upward mobility difficult for black people - unless they become self-hating negros and join the Republican party.
And remember, The Man is watching you...ALWAYS. Even when you're stuffing your fat fucking face with "Italian Food" at Olive Garden.
In Soviet Russia the man sticks it to you.
2019-2020
missing lol
October 2018
Alex Jones is a millionaire Zionist kike lover water filter salesman CIA agent batshit crazy conspiracy theorist and professional water-filter salesman who believes that George W. Bush did 9/11, Sandy Hook (and every other school shooting since Columbine) was a hoax that was pulled off by using crisis actors such as David Hogg, the Jewnited States' Government is polluting the country's water supply with mysterious chemicals that turn normal frogs into fudge-packing homosexual frogs and a bunch of other shit that's just as fucking crazy.
December 2017
Holocaust denial is what all the cool kids call it when someone ignores the obvious evidence of the millions and millions of dead Jews that were found at the end of World War 2 and was the Subsaquent reason for The USA to steal Palestine from the Arabs, rename it Israel and give it to the mightiest of Races and Bankers, the Jews hoping that they'd abandon their homes and store fronts in the US and set up shop there.
February 2017
There is a secret cabal whose only design is to keep you from getting laid. There are forces aligning against your attempts to make money. Secret societies are lining up and scheming just so that you will never be successful. Mysterious factions gather under the full moon, attempting to bring the downfall of the world, just so that you will never lose weight, be attractive, or stop smelling like cheese. All of these things, these Conspiracy Theories, are the average internet slob’s excuse as to why he or she has become and remains such a goddamned loser.
February 2016
Friedrich Nietzsche
was a poor, crippled, crazy bastard of a philosopher who spent his entire life trying to prove to the masses that God is dead, that we can all rise to the level of the Übermensch, that women are useless, and that the Christians were forcing us all to become pussies. He wrote countless undecipherable books and convinced most people he was insane before actually obliging them. He spent the last ten years of his life in bed shitting himself and rambling incoherently before God decided to send him down to hell. Apparently, a bunch of fucking retards think Nietzsche is the most important thinker of the 19th Century, and helped carve Western Philosophy. However true this is, Nietzsche was a fag who deserved death because he couldn't write or think. Some morons think the term "Ubermensch" was hijacked by Adolf Hitler, but this was for the lulz—Nietzsche hated Jews but didn't have the balls to admit it. Well... now humanity knows what happens when some bitchmade cracker takes metaphorical beliefs literally.
June 2015
Francis E. Dec, Esq., 29 Maple Avenue, Hempstead New York, was probably best known for his accurate predictions of the then coming (and now status quo) "Worldwide Mad Deadly Communist Gangster Computer God".
A respectable lawyer, Dec was "disbarred" by the corrupted legal system of New York on fabricated fraud charges in 1956. Framing innocent people is simply standard business practices for the deadly trick gangster government, but they would not get away with it on this man, he had stared into the eyesight televisions of the lifelong sworn conspirators of the deadly sneak puppet gangster communist Frankenstein earphone radio slave government, and immediately knew the truth, and was ultimately murdered for spreading this truth.
June 2014
The Aztecs originally came from a town called Atzlan (City of the telescopic crane) which they had to leave because of their insane religious beliefs, a fact that makes em the 1st group of perverted religious deviants to roam the Americas. Kicked out of their Hometown, they walked toward the east, feeding on reptiles, grass, small children and other shit, but finally they managed to establish a shining new city… on a snake-infested, barren island in a swamp, surrounded by hostile tribes. But things went well, and after a century of skillful diplomacy they managed to build a great and proud society, mainly based on murder, cannibalism, war, incest and human sacrifice, much like present day Texas.
March 2014
The Dickriders are a super-team of extremist Coughlan fanboys that have taken faggotry to a new level. Anybody that dares criticize their hero will certainly enjoy a series of intellectual comments and video responses from these sad and pathetic loser assholes that come out of the woodwork to throw in their two cents and tell you to STFU.
November 2013
Area 51 is an imaginary air base in Nevada which definitely doesn't exist. It is not the government's holding area for technology not thought to be made by man, nor is it the center for the procurement and research into such technology. The moon landing was not filmed there, despite the overlays of terrain that would point to the contrary, nor have aliens ever had anything to do with anything there, despite the thousands of statements claiming otherwise. The government has told us time and time again that there is no base out there, yet still those pesky hillbillies (and certainly not some of the most respected scientists, engineers, and military personnel in the world) keep thinking that there is something going on. Your government would never lie to you.
August 2013
The August, 2010 an accident at the San José Mine in Copiapó in the deserts of northern Chile occurred when a bunch of human garbage were ceremoniously shoved deep within the earth to work like grubby dwarves for a globalist gold and copper conglomerate. A collapse occurred, trapping around sixty people underground, but half of them were close enough to the surface to be quickly rescued. Counting themselves lucky, the rescuers packed up their shit and went home, figuring that the other 33 miners trapped beneath the surface were worm food. What happened next made the world shit bricks; gold bricks. Or so they would have you believe!
June 2013
Throughout the modern era, Aliens have been depicted as brutal, uncivilized, murderous, raping molluscs that steal satellites for no reason. But in reality, most of them are actually perfectly civilized rapists who genuinely care about their victims and are masters in the art of anal telekinesis. And even though most of them are sex offenders, as records show that 99.99% of anal rape crimes committed in Texas are done by extraterrestrial beings, that doesn't mean that they're all bad.