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August 2024
Harvey Bernard Milk✡ was a fudge-packing homosexual Jewish pedophile who, in 1977, became the first gay elected official in California history when he was elected as a member of the San Francisco Board of Supervisors. Unfortunately for Harvey, he would ultimately only end up holding this position for under a year before tragedy, the wrath of a virulently heterosexual God, and an angry man high on Twinkies would strike him down in a hail of gunfire along with the wop Mayor of San Francisco.
Harvey Milk is remembered as an LGBTWTFBBQ and MAP rights activist and a pretentious pseudo-intellectual who, much like Andy Warhol, absolutely deserved to be fucking shot. When not getting gunned down by a deranged man on a snack cake bender, Harvey could usually be found grooming and molesting 16-year-old runaways that he picked up off the streets.
September 2022
Just when you probably thought you could sigh a breath of relief at the Covid psyop fading into the past due to being retarded fake news and not expecting any more third-world diseases to take its' place, then came the niggerpox which all started approximately Last Thursday when an indigenous niggermonkey from Nigeria (carrying the Monkeypox virus) boarded a plane to the UK and proceeded to spread his new and improved hybrid of the black plague and AIDS via Buttsecks to many of Britain's nigger-loving northern compatriots. Not a single fuck was given as it is only transmissible to those with monkey DNA (niggers and shitfucking faggots).
December 2017
AIDS, by many it is seen as a tragic disease, others, however, see it for what it really is, the greatest source of lulz ever conceived, for example: every 0.0001003402 seconds a baby in Africa dies of AIDS. It stands for Anally-Inflicted Death Sentence, Adios! Infected Dick Sucker, "Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome" for Wikipedians, and "S.I.D.A." in French, meaning "Sauvagement Introduit Dans l'Anus" (Savagely Introduced into Da Anus). AIDS is the politically correct term for GRIDS, Gay Cancer, and The Ebonic Plague.
In spite of the disease's name, AIDS involves no aid or assistance whatsoever.
Created by Ronald Reagan trolls during the 1980s to destroy niggers on the Internet, furries and faggots, AIDS is transmitted predominantly via buttsecks between two men. Aside from buttsecks, gay people can transmit AIDS by touch or injecting their tainted blood into harmless str8 people on the street. It is even possible to get AIDS by looking into the eyes of an infected person for more than roughly 8.3 seconds or by being kind or compassionate to any HIV-positive individual. Simply reading the Dan Savage web site can give you AIDS, and rumor has it that the code is encrypted in recent versions of the Conficker Worm. There are two different sets of diagnostic criteria in the first world and in Africa, to guarantee as many people die as possible!
AIDS is proof that God hates fags, and niggers, because ALL niggers have AIDS.
July 2014
Sparx Traxx, aka Bass Husky, Nexus² Fennec, “Christine,” or Chris Dawson (born January 1st, 1995), and referred to as "the monstrosity" by those unfortunate enough to encounter him IRL, seems like your average fur faggot that you’d see on the internet at first glance, occasionally participating in rants against the furry fandom, posting furry art, and sharing the typical yiffy goodies. But once one gets deeper and deeper into this thing’s personal and social life, you’ll start to see that he's quite possibly one of the most disgraceful pieces of human scum anyone could ever be.
Sparx is a Canadian reject from Toronto, Ontario who's currently fagging up El Paso, Texas. The tranny whore would prefer you call him “Christine” instead of “Chris,” but nobody's buying into that shit. He's created two fursonas for himself that go by the names of Sparx and Nexus². This misguided furnig attempts to pass both of his characters off as being completely original, as if the cult of furfaggotry doesn't have enough Siberian Husky and fox fursonas in it already. He's widely known in the fandom for being a slutty murrsuiter, failed DJ and lighting designer, shitty photographer, terrible fursuit maker, and most recently he's announced that he's a hermaphrodite, though no one's falling for it.
December 2013
Honest Abe (Powerword: Caylen Matthew Burroughs) is a Men's Rights Activist and Something Awful moderator. He's willing to do anything in an attempt to be desired by the ladies at Star Trek conventions, even if that means making a deal with the devil. In a way he did, he's friends with Aatrek (Powerword: Aaron Patrick Nadler]]), a disgraced moderator.
June 2013
Pegging is a form of anal sex where instead of the man sticking his penis up the woman's ass, the woman sticks her penis up the man's ass, inevitably resulting in santorum with joy the next day. It is clinically proven that love of pegging leads to a love of Futa and Dickgirls, which are gay. So yeah, if you've even gotten off to pegging, you're gay.