Mason Reed

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Mason Reed is 30 year old, Existentialist and host of This is Mason dot com (UPDATE: Channel is Off the Air). He broadcasts from "the ranch" somewhere in Los Angeles, where he lives. He plays a 1979 Guild and is the embodiment of The Dude.

Rise to e-fame

Late on the night of Thursday, August 2, 2007 at least 100 Anonymous randomly selected an unwitting ustreamer to raid. Mason, who's show rarely tops 15 viewers, suddenly had 250. This was thanks largely to 4chan's /b/, who proceeded to go completely batshit over this obscure and out of shape individual.

While it is true that Anonymous is legion, as countless anon repeated over the course of the night, are they as powerful as they claim? The raid was essentially unsuccessful, as many anon thoughtlessly broke rules 1 and 2 and even went as far as to give Mason meme lessons. Anonymous seems to have a strange soft spot for mason, just as many b/tards have a soft spot for furry porn.

Mason declined to answer regarding his ownership of a dog, but it is established knowledge that he has curtains. This may account for Anonymous's epic failure in raiding him.

Sociological experiment?

Many callers were greeted by Mason informing them that the show is a social experiment. This is bullshit, as everyone knows that the only people who use live video streams are attention whores, and that this "social experiment" was in reality a form of attention whoring his band.

ANY FRIEND OF MASON IS A FRIEND OF ANON

At first, when Andy came on Masons show Anon was displeased. But after hearing him say shrimp on the barby Anon was pleased. Anon approves. Andy plays the didgeridoo, like all Aussies. He is 26 and Mason likes to record in his garage.

Perry is a fucking queer and likes to say "dethu dethu dethu".

Penelope is Perry's girlfriend. She is 22 and always wears "Thank You" shirts.

On August 7 a 24 year old trap by the name of Joule has entered the arena!

It has recently come to anon's attention that Andy Cockmuncher has a ustream show. It has since been baleeted but here's a look at the archived version.

Andy is currently pleased with the gay robot wizards he keeps in his room.

Hootie is Mason's black friend. Unlike Mason, he does, in fact, own a dog.

The Hawk is a pirate who lives in space. Underneath his eye patch is a dimensional gateway that he uses to trap his enemies in. It is rumored that they remain in the pocket dimension until they starve and die.

Mason and Andys Covers

On August 8th, Mason and Andy got really drunk and took /r/ from anon for songs. Album released in the shops by Christmas!

~~Here are some that were recorded. Sorry they are in .WAV but my computer was being faggoty and wouldn't export them as .MP3 so fucking deal with it!~~ ~~http://www.megaupload.com/?d=TNXBY8VJ - Come Together~~

Mason Specific Memes

Barrel Roll

Unlike Tom Green, Mason is an excellent barrel roller. He also rickrolled and rainrolled and nomirolled 300 anonymous at once. He very well may be an Anonymous in disguise.

Is this Poison?

Mason's Ex-Manager Perry(The asshole was wearing glasses, a hat and some other gay shit to protect him from the fumes from the California fire, what a pussy) came to his house to be on the experiment, after fagging it up and pissing anonymous off, he got butt raped and fired. While Anonymous was trolling via cellphone using music, Perry asked "IS THIS POISON?" and it is now a meme.

Panama

Did somebody say... Panama?

Paul Jamrock

Paul Jamrock is as mysterious as he is handsome.

Mason on House arrest 2009

~~Mason has the show back up.. but now he is on house arrest so he will be streaming every night at 11 PM EST until his 90 days of house arrest are over. He wont say what its for.~~ UPDATE: Turns out it's nothing and he's not even on house arrest.