Gimpyd

Warning! Just because you have a webpage on the Internets it doesn't mean you deserve to be on the front page, silly gimpyd!

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Browsing gimpyd's personal photo shoots. Note the size of Gimpyd's dick

Gimpyd was some faggot who one day decided to come on on ED IRC and harass bleep thinking mistakenly that his article was worthy of being on the main page.

Unfortunately for him, he didn't realize that nobody gives a shit about his pathetic life, and that he should write about it in his livejournal while cutting.

Shock Site

A typical photo of gimpyd. Notice his seeming fetish for fruits.

Gimpyd alleged that he ran a shock site. However, after some quick browsing it was determined that the website contained mostly photos of himself involved in scat, self mutilation and being pounded in the ass by black men.

Allegedly gimpyd also has GRIDS and probably got it from licking dick in gloryholes around San Francisco.

Butthurt

After being lolled off of ED IRC, gimpyd was butthurt, and threatened later to go and kill himself if he didn't get put on the front page. Reports of his death are being awaited eagerly by your friendly EDiots on IRC.

Chatlogs

14:30 -!- Irssi: Starting query in bantown with gimpyd
14:30 <gimpyd> hello
14:30 <bleep> hi
14:30 <gimpyd> your a operator?
14:31 <gimpyd> i been trying to contact someone who has some pull over encyclopediadramatica or knows the admin
14:31 <gimpyd> i couldnt find joseph evers email anywhere :(
14:35 <gimpyd> i own gimpyd.com and my goal is to get my site out there, because i am so young and i have gone through alot of shit with my school because my site is so 
              sick, its become very controvursial where i live
14:35 <gimpyd> i typed up a article about how the site came to be and all the shit i went through and still go  through with my school, counseling, and explaining to my 
              parents how i own a shocksite
14:36 <gimpyd> i was hoping maybe it would be good anough for the frontpage
14:36 <gimpyd> http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Gimpyd
14:46 <gimpyd> hello
14:47 <bleep> hi, what
14:48 <gimpyd> did u get all of my last messages?
14:48 <bleep> Yes
14:48 <bleep> And all I say is "what"
14:48 <bleep> That is seriously lacking in lulz, and I fail to see how it is relevant to lulz
14:49 <gimpyd> have u seen the site?
14:49 <bleep> Yes.
14:49 <bleep> I am unimpressed./
14:49 <gimpyd> nvm forget it
14:49 -!- gimpyd [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: ]
14:56 -!- gimpyd [[email protected]]
14:56 -!-  was      : dennis
14:56 -!-  server   : anonymuncule.irc [Sat Feb  3 19:49:12 2007]
14:56 -!- End of WHOWAS

See Also

• Moid

External links

• His GaySpace

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