Encylopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/September 21, 2025

Ian Watkins

Ian Watkins (aka Ian Wantkids) was a pedophilic, bisexual sheepfucker, current lead singer of One Direction, the voice of SpongeBob, and former lead-vocalist of hipster outfit Lostprophets. Despite a relatively successful music career Watkins was unable to suppress the demons that lurked deep within his psyche so embarked upon on a prolonged mission to abuse as many children as he could persuade mentally unstable female members of his fanbase to afford him access to. His popularity allowed him to escape justice for some considerable time but in the end his public downfall inevitably came and he was brutally exposed as having conspired with others to insert his penis into the rectum of a 1-year-old boy.

After nearly 13 years in azkaban he was stabbed to death n' shite.

(( More like WADkinz amirite ))

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