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USERNAME CHANGES

Is there a way to get a username change on this website? I was wondering if one of the admins could message me and help with with that.

Rainbow Blinkies Reborn

I just added a section to the Rainbow Blinkies article with instructions on how to get them to work in modern CSS3-compliant browsers. If someone makes the necessary changes to the wiki's css we can have fully functional rainbow blinkies templates again. --Einsidler 22:57, 11 April 2014 (EDT)


THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING. SOMEONE DO THIS PLEASE.

oddguy 15:02, 18 April 2014 (EDT)

How come this hasnt been done yet

 

Hi 

  12:35, 25 July 2014 (EDT)

Grant this man his dying wish!  Sickpuppy  12:53, 25 July 2014 (EDT)
Ok what exactly needs to be done? --Mantequilla (talk) 20:56, 2 August 2014 (EDT)
He claims putting this in Mediawiki:Common.css will do it.
   <style>
       .blink {
           -webkit-animation-duration: 1s;
           -webkit-animation-name: blink;
           -webkit-animation-iteration-count: infinite;
           -webkit-animation-timing-function: steps(2, start);
           animation-duration: 1s;
           animation-name: blink;
           animation-iteration-count: infinite;
           animation-timing-function: steps(2, start);
           }
       @-webkit-keyframes blink {
           80% {
               visibility: hidden;
           }
       }
       blink {
           80% {
               visibility: hidden;
           }
       }
   </style>
   <div style="position:relative; font-size: 99px;" class="blink">
       <div style="position: absolute; top: 0px; color: red;">Your text here</div>
       <div style="position: absolute; top: 30px; color: orange;">Your text here </div>
       <div style="position: absolute; top: 60px; color: yellow;">Your text here</div>
       <div style="position: absolute; top: 90px; color: green;">Your text here</div>
       <div style="position: absolute; top: 120px; color: blue;">Your text here </div>
       <div style="position: absolute; top: 150px; color: indigo;">Your text here </div>
       <div style="position: absolute; top: 180px; color: purple;">Your text here</div>
   </div>
 VX  • 21:12, 2 August 2014 (EDT)
It works in Chrome and Safari but not FireFox though I think I know a workaround that doesn't require css. reply 22:14, 2 August 2014 (EDT)
Did it work? --Mantequilla (talk) 22:20, 2 August 2014 (EDT)
Now it does...I hope



Now it does...I hope



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https://encyclopediadramatica.es/MediaWiki:Common.js reply 22:40, 2 August 2014 (EDT)

Schnookums has proven his worth and thus has been spared from taxidermy.  VX  • 22:41, 2 August 2014 (EDT)
  • I'm still not seeing it. oddguy 03:06, 3 August 2014 (EDT)
It is working. Pretty sure firefox doesn't allow blinking text of any kind. --Mantequilla (talk) 06:40, 3 August 2014 (EDT)
I'm using Firefox and it blinks for me.--Talk to me|Contribs 11:01, 3 August 2014 (EDT)
Provided Java is permitted.  VX  • 12:23, 3 August 2014 (EDT)
lol nice ••General Niggerson Page me. 02:15, 4 August 2014 (EDT)
  • Now I see it. It's even on firefox. oddguy 03:35, 4 August 2014 (EDT)
OMG



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Hi 

  04:54, 12 August 2014 (EDT)

Vox Dramatica nomination

I'm not sure how this is decided these days, but I would like to nominate Pandora for creating the Kill la Kill article and Fuck_Ukraine! for creating the Natalia Poklonskaya article. --JuniusThaddeus 18:28, 12 April 2014 (EDT)

Pandora has also created Steven Universe and King of Braves GaoGaiGar Oliver Hart 18:33, 12 April 2014 (EDT)
Sure, s/he wins. Someone give them a medal. --Mantequilla (talk) 13:09, 13 April 2014 (EDT)

Just a thought.

  • Am I the only one that's bothered by how redundant having both the Psychology and the Disease template is? Almost every link that is in one of them is in both. I think we should either delete the Disease template or make some massive changes to it. Remove all the psych disorders and add some more regular sicknesses if we even have articles for them. Otherwise there is no point in having both... Thoughts? oddguy 14:31, 13 April 2014 (EDT)
Sounds good enough to me. Do you have a suggestion for what to name the unified template? reply 07:07, 14 April 2014 (EDT)
I would say no, because psychology and disease/disorder are two different things. There are a few repeats in the 2 templates because some things fall into both categories. Both of those templates are big, so attempting to combine everything into one would make it oversized, unless you removed a lot of entries from the combined template, but then you're erasing people's work. Sickpuppy Lurking Wolf 14:01, 14 April 2014 (EDT)

Omegle is full of illiterate Indians

http://logs.omegle.com/2df8694

Cunt 13:55, 16 April 2014 (EDT)

BestBookRead

Caps and Snapshot, is this worth covering? 22:27, 18 April 2014 (EDT)

Sitenotice

If someone with admin abilities would remove the Chanarchive.org link from MediaWiki:Sitenotice, it should give every page on the entire site a little extra space when everything else moves up. That site went under a while ago so it's a dead link. Sickpuppy Lurking Wolf 03:56, 20 April 2014 (EDT)

Maybe ask 4archive.org to provide server space. or 4plebs. or just give them the database.--Talk to me|Contribs 21:54, 4 May 2014 (EDT)

4chan hacked / entire staff doxxed

You guys know about this yet? I'm high as shit atm but I'll start writing soon. Get your asses on this 

Hi 

  00:54, 24 April 2014 (EDT)

uploaded pics. Uberfukken 11:11, 24 April 2014 (EDT)
thread archive Uberfukken 17:41, 24 April 2014 (EDT)


Feminazi/social media justice warrior site rantic.com could be [behind it perhaps? http://www.thedrum.com/news/2014/09/24/emma-watson-nude-site-revealed-be-hoax-designed-rantic-marketing-shut-4chan]

Clearly people who know Jack Rabbit Shit about 4chan who have been on the internet for all of 8 minutes. Jazzybellio4912

THIS!

Browsing the Needed/Proposed, one suggestion was Monica Punk - the antics of a fat gawth with USI. Created an article - Monica is going to pop a gut once she sees it, and will likely call whine-one-one - oh wait, she already did!

Perhaps this article should be shown to Xiao Rishu as she loves fighting cyber bwuwlieeez, for epic lullz?

Jazzybellio4912


  • Oh god i'm so glad someone did this. We needed an article about this fat whore but no one cares enough to write it... Now it needs more work. For anyone who doesn't know who this is...


SHE PUT UP A VIDEO OF HERSELF CALLING THE POLICE ASKING THEM HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM TROLLING HER ON YOUTUBE

So if anyone doesn't have anything better to do this is a worthy endeavor.

04:14, 25 April 2014 (EDT)


It's starting to look better now I've tidied up the main text body. It's almost ready for contacting Monica about - if she called the cops when she had a few people bash her on YouTube, can you imagine how batshit fucking insane she's going to go when she sees this article? She might have to actually listen to the menu options on the law firm's hotline she tried to call last time?

She'll have to put in actual effort, which is going to be amusing, as she can seemingly put effort into EITHER thinking, or pushing the buttons on her phone - but never both - at any one time. Jazzybellio4912

welcome back

thanks to everyone who helped, fuck you to everyone who did nothing but bitch. --Mantequilla (talk) 21:42, 12 June 2014 (EDT)

For sure. Now back to editing the wiki! :D reply 21:48, 12 June 2014 (EDT)
people bitched? ;) -hipcrime 21:49, 12 June 2014 (EDT)
Seeing as I neither helped or bitched, where do i fit in? ~Oblique 21:55, 12 June 2014 (EDT)
^ In the ass. CobaltCat 02:39, 13 June 2014 (EDT)

home sweet home feels good to be back doesnt it --Talk to me|Contribs 19:16, 13 June 2014 (EDT)


I HEREBY DECLARE WAR UPON FAKE EDIOTS --Likeicare 23:10, 12 June 2014 (EDT)


Am I welcome here? I wanna let you guys know ill be contributing to ED as much as I can, and I plan to be as helpful as possible. --Scribbles 8:42Pm Eastern Standard Time, 17 June 2014 (EDT)
So jaded I can't tell if this was a real response or a parody. --Finney 21:27, 17 June 2014 (EDT)

colleen

will be out a service until i get a new server Uberfukken 02:29, 13 June 2014 (EDT)

Back again, hosting courtesy of TymoonNET. Shinmera 11:49, 24 June 2014 (EDT)

Encyclopedia Dramatica: Now with less ads

We removed most of the ads. Go ahead and try to log in via your cellphone, you won't have to close 50 porn tabs.

Thanks to everyone who donated and made that possible. You can still contribute here if you'd like: http://gofundme.com/ed-14 --Mantequilla (talk) 19:55, 13 June 2014 (EDT)

sweet now i can use my consoles and mobiles to edit and not have to close ads on every page( providing the tab didnt just redirect to pr0n everytime i clicked the page.) and i can re-disable adblock on my pc for ED!--Talk to me|Contribs 00:09, 14 June 2014 (EDT)
Confirmed for Blackberry; I got one new tab (adtag iirc) that asked 'do you want to open/save' when I logged in for the first time, I cancelled and the login proceeded as normal, that's been it. • Mr.Jonzz 03:55, 14 June 2014 (EDT)

Rachel Cassidy

Initially wrote about her in Ohio#Public_oral_sex but in reading BuzzFeed recently it made me wonder if she might warrant a page? Anons seemed pretty dedicated toward doxing her and this german Fathers' Rights dude is adament that it is still her who made the rape accusation in spite of police denial, saying police can't be trusted and will lie to protect her anonymity. 00:27, 14 June 2014 (EDT)

The in-depth approach, targeting one woman, is something of a losing proposition. What the gentleman caller really wants to see is a public naming-and-shaming of as wide a variety of women who have been officially judged to have falsely cried rape in the past as possible. To warn gentlemen to avoid them of course, though I suppose some might say no one would really believe them if they did cry rape, now would they? Such a resource of course needs to include a thorough image gallery, names, addresses, case details, typical hours they go in and out, and (for safety's sake!) any records of their firearm registration, Rottweiler ownership, tough guys who live with them etc. And there you have it - the next great killer app. Somebody would have to code it to look good on mobile, though. Just in case you need to check that address one more time while you're out in the neighborhood. Wnt 13:50, 14 June 2014 (EDT)
Part of the difficulty, though I admire your sense of scope Wnt, is that in a lot of cases it is difficult to attain a consensus of uniform judgment of a false rape claim, due to lack of evidence. This case is unique since she was all pulling his head into her crevasse in public and someone got it on tape as clear proof of her enthusiastic consent in direct contrast to her claims. Rarely do such direct contradictions occur. 02:01, 20 June 2014 (EDT)

Categories

Is there a reason they don't exist? --Finney 21:24, 17 June 2014 (EDT)

Special:Categories? reply 21:31, 17 June 2014 (EDT)

Rape user

What does the Special:Block screen look like on Encyclopedia Dramatica? I thought it might be lulzy to have a screenshot of it asking how long you want to rape someone for. Thanks, Rapelayered cake 13:19, 20 June 2014 (EDT)

http://imgur.com/6o48C3S reply 13:21, 20 June 2014 (EDT)
That's what it looks like to Macfags. Here's the PC version.  Sickpuppy  08:39, 21 June 2014 (EDT)

lol ••General Niggerson Page me. 15:06, 20 June 2014 (EDT)

--Mantequilla (talk) 00:23, 11 July 2014 (EDT)
--Mantequilla (talk) 21:17, 2 August 2014 (EDT)

GALLERY PREVIEW/IN-PAGE VIEWING

can we get whatever plug-in Russian Lurkmore has that allows users to click an image in a galery and have it pop up in-page, with buttons showing left/right?--Talk to me|Contribs 08:44, 23 June 2014 (EDT)

We need to update mediawiki, which might not be possible atm. Shit is so nigger-rigged together that an upgrade will break shit indefinitely. --Mantequilla (talk) 15:59, 10 July 2014 (EDT)
instead of just upgrading mediawiki software on the wiki, maybe, mirror the wiki on a subdomain and, using the subdomain as a test grounds, upgrade the software on the subdomain so theres time to test/fix templates that need to be fixed.--Talk to me|Contribs 01:05, 15 July 2014 (EDT)
I think only wikias can do that shit, not a wiki. Unless wikipedia found a way to do it, I don't think it's possible. ••General Niggerson Page me. 20:05, 10 July 2014 (EDT)
Well, obviously Russian Lurkmore has it enabled, and they're not with wikia.--Talk to me|Contribs 21:00, 10 July 2014 (EDT)
I will see what I can do. I really want this feature. --Mantequilla (talk) 07:06, 3 August 2014 (EDT)
Seems that WikiFur uses a modified version of PrettyPhoto but it requires MediaWiki 1.18 or better. If someone speaks Russian maybe see what extension they are using. I would just ask a Bureaucrat. reply 13:23, 3 August 2014 (EDT)
Bureaucrats have бюрократ next to their names on that list.--Talk to me|Contribs 15:20, 3 August 2014 (EDT)
  • if someone has connections at Lurkmore or WikiFur, ask them whether the extension has caused them any problems before going through a MediaWiki update. -hipcrime 16:29, 6 August 2014 (EDT)
  • You can go to their Special:Version page to find out which extensions they're using, unless they have blocked it like ours is. --Mantequilla (talk) 19:44, 6 August 2014 (EDT)

As to Russian Lurkmore, they did not installed any free mediawiki-extention, but instead of it they paid money to a programmer who wrote some programm code for this to work. I wanted to have the same ability on my wikisite and thus I asked administrators of Russian Lurkmore about this feature, and they said for me to do it myself. ICAN 02:17, 15 August 2014 (EDT)

ATTN editors & sysops re: XOTNs

Pages created for XOTNs no longer inherit protection by default. Pls bear this in mind when preparing content for the Main Page, kthx  VX  • 20:03, 25 June 2014 (EDT)

It does now. this was not updated for 2014. ~Oblique 21:34, 7 July 2014 (EDT)
Thanks for figuring that out. I find it unnecessary to protect already-set XOTNs, as the main reason behind the protection is to prevent randoms from setting crap as XOTN, and I've yet to see anyone sign on just to vandalize one that's already been set.  Sickpuppy  10:46, 9 July 2014 (EDT)
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