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Charles Ziese is an overweight, greasy tranny, and Sonic the Hedgehog world champion, who gained lulzy notoriety in early 2015, after he was successfully doxed as a Janitor on 4chan's Pokémon-themed board, /vp/. He also failed on three separate occasions to become an hero.

Ziese, despite being a Janitor for a Pokémon board, is a fan of something that's an even bigger autism magnet: Sonic the Hedgehog. Yes, as is the case for some of the internet's most notorious losers, Ziese finds himself obsessed with Sonic's blue arms. When he's not watching the television shows, playing the mediocre games and posting about Sonic just about everywhere, he spends his time making sure /vp/ stays free of anything that would make a blue hair clutch her pearls.

Ziese's first game ever was Sonic The Hedgehog 2, and he later received the Sonic Mega Collection for his Christmas GameCube. Ziese decided that he was too slow to break any speed records himself, so he says he would break them through his childhood hero of Sonic. After much repetition, Ziese earned himself a mention in the 2012 Gamer's Edition of the Guinness World Records. It remains the apex of his life.



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Peter Coffin
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Shanley Kane
4 days ago
Blockland
6 days ago

Charles Ziese is an overweight, greasy tranny, and Sonic the Hedgehog world champion, who gained lulzy notoriety in early 2015, after he was successfully doxed as a Janitor on 4chan's Pokémon-themed board, /vp/. He also failed on three separate occasions to become an hero.

Ziese, despite being a Janitor for a Pokémon board, is a fan of something that's an even bigger autism magnet: Sonic the Hedgehog. Yes, as is the case for some of the internet's most notorious losers, Ziese finds himself obsessed with Sonic's blue arms. When he's not watching the television shows, playing the mediocre games and posting about Sonic just about everywhere, he spends his time making sure /vp/ stays free of anything that would make a blue hair clutch her pearls.

Ziese's first game ever was Sonic The Hedgehog 2, and he later received the Sonic Mega Collection for his Christmas GameCube. Ziese decided that he was too slow to break any speed records himself, so he says he would break them through his childhood hero of Sonic. After much repetition, Ziese earned himself a mention in the 2012 Gamer's Edition of the Guinness World Records. It remains the apex of his life.



What have I missed?
Peter Coffin
2 days ago
Shanley Kane
4 days ago
Blockland
6 days ago

Peter Coffin is a sad failure of a YouTube comedian and a proud beta who earned his fame by kicking himself in the balls on national television, and was later exposed by an Asian blogger/supermodel he was making racist comments toward for roleplaying as his own 18-year-old Japanese girlfriend, which he had been maintaining on various social media accounts by using an army of sock puppets for a solid 8 15 months.

After quitting the internet for a while, he recently became noteworthy again when he crawled out of obscurity to white knight Zoe Quinn, only to be accused of having an imaginary wife and child this time, one of which is a giant sex toy.

At the moment he's sperging the fuck out on Twitter, trying to take down 8chan, and being stalked by /cow/, which has a user claiming he hired a private investigator who has proof that Peter's wife is in fact a RealDoll. We're currently awaiting final confirmation, but Peter's meltdown is nonetheless nothing short of hilarious.



What have I missed?
Shanley Kane
2 days ago
Blockland
4 days ago
Lowti3rgod
6 days ago

Peter Coffin is a sad failure of a YouTube comedian and a proud beta who earned his fame by kicking himself in the balls on national television, and was later exposed by an Asian blogger/supermodel he was making racist comments toward for roleplaying as his own 18-year-old Japanese girlfriend, which he had been maintaining on various social media accounts by using an army of sock puppets for a solid 8 15 months.

After quitting the internet for a while, he recently became noteworthy again when he crawled out of obscurity to white knight Zoe Quinn, only to be accused of having an imaginary wife and child this time, one of which is a giant sex toy.

At the moment he's sperging the fuck out on Twitter, trying to take down 8chan, and being stalked by /cow/, which has a user claiming he hired a private investigator who has proof that Peter's wife is in fact a RealDoll. We're currently awaiting final confirmation, but Peter's meltdown is nonetheless nothing short of hilarious.



What have I missed?
Shanley Kane
2 days ago
Blockland
4 days ago
Lowti3rgod
6 days ago


Shanley Kane (aka "Kittenpies") is the psychotic co-founder founder and CEO (never mention her ex-partner who was creepily lesbo-stalked by Kane until she had to quit) of "Model View Culture", something she pretends is a company but is actually just a blog, and is all about writing whiny articles about how she never made it big in tech simply because she's a woman, instead of the fact that she's utterly incompetent.

Shanley describes herself as "a cultural critic, writer and feminist", but in reality she's a fat, batshit-insane Twitter bot who used to date weev and be a white supremacist, but now spends her days bitterly bragging about how much money male dumbasses throw at her Patreon in exchange for her calling them nerds, because she's angry that her plan to cover her pale skin and acne with seven layers of makeup and fucking her way to the top failed, as no amount of makeup could distract from her massive, 3x4-foot forehead. She does all this while secretly living off the allowance from her wealthy architect father and white, CEO boyfriend because her blog is a joke and she needs to suck dick and beg for money from her dad to keep up appearances that she's a strong, independent woman.

She recently became internet famous when, after years of literally ending every argument with "fuck you" and asking her twitter army of lonely white knights to defend her, drunk off of imaginary power she decided that she could actually somehow get the CEO of linux fired using feminism and got her ass whooped by the entire internet.

On a related note, it is worth mentioning that Shan is also an S&M loving pervert. Do her a favor and throw some "abusive" and "harassing" messages her way. As both a feminist and masochist, she lives for that kind of thing.



What have I missed?
Blockland
2 days ago
Lowti3rgod
4 days ago
Charlie Hebdo
6 days ago


Shanley Kane (aka "Kittenpies") is the psychotic co-founder founder and CEO (never mention her ex-partner who was creepily lesbo-stalked by Kane until she had to quit) of "Model View Culture", something she pretends is a company but is actually just a blog, and is all about writing whiny articles about how she never made it big in tech simply because she's a woman, instead of the fact that she's utterly incompetent.

Shanley describes herself as "a cultural critic, writer and feminist", but in reality she's a fat, batshit-insane Twitter bot who used to date weev and be a white supremacist, but now spends her days bitterly bragging about how much money male dumbasses throw at her Patreon in exchange for her calling them nerds, because she's angry that her plan to cover her pale skin and acne with seven layers of makeup and fucking her way to the top failed, as no amount of makeup could distract from her massive, 3x4-foot forehead. She does all this while secretly living off the allowance from her wealthy architect father and white, CEO boyfriend because her blog is a joke and she needs to suck dick and beg for money from her dad to keep up appearances that she's a strong, independent woman.

She recently became internet famous when, after years of literally ending every argument with "fuck you" and asking her twitter army of lonely white knights to defend her, drunk off of imaginary power she decided that she could actually somehow get the CEO of linux fired using feminism and got her ass whooped by the entire internet.

On a related note, it is worth mentioning that Shan is also an S&M loving pervert. Do her a favor and throw some "abusive" and "harassing" messages her way. As both a feminist and masochist, she lives for that kind of thing.



What have I missed?
Blockland
2 days ago
Lowti3rgod
4 days ago
Charlie Hebdo
6 days ago

A successful attempt at creating something with even worse graphics than Minecraft, Blockland is a high-quality FPS made by some hardworking developer known as Badspot. In Blockland, a player can hang out and build cool things with each other! Sadly, it is instead yet another game that tries to replicate Legos making it somewhat the most miserable attempt at creating a Lego sim in existence; unsurprisingly, the quality is equally shitty. The only lulz in Blockland is from the constant arguing and fighting between themselves and another building game known as Roblox, which ends up in inextinguishable flamewars and drama between special needs children.

The only use for Blockland is for keeping America's autistic youth in their place instead of letting them lurk IRL.


What have I missed?
Lowti3rgod
2 days ago
Charlie Hebdo
4 days ago
Ben Kuchera
6 days ago

A successful attempt at creating something with even worse graphics than Minecraft, Blockland is a high-quality FPS made by some hardworking developer known as Badspot. In Blockland, a player can hang out and build cool things with each other! Sadly, it is instead yet another game that tries to replicate Legos making it somewhat the most miserable attempt at creating a Lego sim in existence; unsurprisingly, the quality is equally shitty. The only lulz in Blockland is from the constant arguing and fighting between themselves and another building game known as Roblox, which ends up in inextinguishable flamewars and drama between special needs children.

The only use for Blockland is for keeping America's autistic youth in their place instead of letting them lurk IRL.


What have I missed?
Lowti3rgod
2 days ago
Charlie Hebdo
4 days ago
Ben Kuchera
6 days ago


Low Tier God sparrow25, (Dale Emanuel Wilson), is a lolcow gamer that roams in the bowels of the Street Fighter online gaming network . Appropriately renamed "The Black DSP" (or "DarkerSydePhil" since he loves to cry RACISS whenever someone says 'black'), he actually makes DSP look like Ryan Hart; the only thing LTG has over him is not being a manipulative ass to his own fans and viewers. That aside, they're exactly the same person: An ignorant, whiny scrub who refuses to actually learn how to play the game.



What have I missed?
Charlie Hebdo
2 days ago
Ben Kuchera
4 days ago
The Sarkeesian Effect
6 days ago


Low Tier God sparrow25, (Dale Emanuel Wilson), is a lolcow gamer that roams in the bowels of the Street Fighter online gaming network . Appropriately renamed "The Black DSP" (or "DarkerSydePhil" since he loves to cry RACISS whenever someone says 'black'), he actually makes DSP look like Ryan Hart; the only thing LTG has over him is not being a manipulative ass to his own fans and viewers. That aside, they're exactly the same person: An ignorant, whiny scrub who refuses to actually learn how to play the game.



What have I missed?
Charlie Hebdo
2 days ago
Ben Kuchera
4 days ago
The Sarkeesian Effect
6 days ago

Charlie Hebdo is a crappy gov funded French satirical magazine managed by a bunch of oldfags that published ugly cartoons and made fun of Muhammed often enough to be firebombed and attacked at least 3 times in the past 10 years. It was made more than 100 years ago and for some odd reason, is still going on even today, mostly because it receives government funding and without it would slowly start to derelict and finally meet its ineluctable fate.



What have I missed?
Ben Kuchera
2 days ago
The Sarkeesian Effect
4 days ago
Laurelai
6 days ago

Charlie Hebdo is a crappy gov funded French satirical magazine managed by a bunch of oldfags that published ugly cartoons and made fun of Muhammed often enough to be firebombed and attacked at least 3 times in the past 10 years. It was made more than 100 years ago and for some odd reason, is still going on even today, mostly because it receives government funding and without it would slowly start to derelict and finally meet its ineluctable fate.



What have I missed?
Ben Kuchera
2 days ago
The Sarkeesian Effect
4 days ago
Laurelai
6 days ago


Ben Kuchera is a bald-headed clickbait gaming "journalist" who has a tendency of trying to "hurt people's career" while drunk on imaginary power and ending up repeatedly destroying his own. As a result he has now been reduced from working for relatively respectable gaming sites (as much as gaming news websites can be respectable) to being an opinion editor on a second-rate gaming site no one cares about that hands out the title "Editor" like a hipster handing out flyers for post-rock band on a street corner.

The site in general, and Kuchera in particular, is known for corruption, bush-league journalism and leeching off of stupid radical feminists using faux outrage over social justice issues despite the fact Kuchera himself has a long history of making rape jokes and calling people niggers, which he now tries to hide.



What have I missed?
The Sarkeesian Effect
2 days ago
Laurelai
4 days ago
Russia Today
6 days ago


Ben Kuchera is a bald-headed clickbait gaming "journalist" who has a tendency of trying to "hurt people's career" while drunk on imaginary power and ending up repeatedly destroying his own. As a result he has now been reduced from working for relatively respectable gaming sites (as much as gaming news websites can be respectable) to being an opinion editor on a second-rate gaming site no one cares about that hands out the title "Editor" like a hipster handing out flyers for post-rock band on a street corner.

The site in general, and Kuchera in particular, is known for corruption, bush-league journalism and leeching off of stupid radical feminists using faux outrage over social justice issues despite the fact Kuchera himself has a long history of making rape jokes and calling people niggers, which he now tries to hide.



What have I missed?
The Sarkeesian Effect
2 days ago
Laurelai
4 days ago
Russia Today
6 days ago

The Sarkeesian Effect is a documentary, never coming to a theater near you, made by MRA's and KKK members "Director" Davis Aurini and "Producer" JordanOwen42 who once stalked VenomFangX's dad (why the fuck are they giving themselves titles? They have no credentials ans their entire crew is literally two people). The movie will focus on how much they both would like to fuck Anita Sarkeesian and why they are lonely virgins.

If it ever reaches the screens, prepare to see a poorly lit, poorly edited lackluster documentary filled with logical fallacies and the biggest hard-on for Ayn Rand. Ironically, much like Anita's scam, they will take in thousand of dollars and not improve their content in any way. Like, they won't even deliver a fucking documentary. Once they have received enough funding they will abandon the project and leave you all with your dicks in your hands.

Oh, and the movie also features Jack Thompson.



What have I missed?
Laurelai
2 days ago
Russia Today
4 days ago
Onideus Mad Hatter
6 days ago

The Sarkeesian Effect is a documentary, never coming to a theater near you, made by MRA's and KKK members "Director" Davis Aurini and "Producer" JordanOwen42 who once stalked VenomFangX's dad (why the fuck are they giving themselves titles? They have no credentials ans their entire crew is literally two people). The movie will focus on how much they both would like to fuck Anita Sarkeesian and why they are lonely virgins.

If it ever reaches the screens, prepare to see a poorly lit, poorly edited lackluster documentary filled with logical fallacies and the biggest hard-on for Ayn Rand. Ironically, much like Anita's scam, they will take in thousand of dollars and not improve their content in any way. Like, they won't even deliver a fucking documentary. Once they have received enough funding they will abandon the project and leave you all with your dicks in your hands.

Oh, and the movie also features Jack Thompson.



What have I missed?
Laurelai
2 days ago
Russia Today
4 days ago
Onideus Mad Hatter
6 days ago

Laurelai (aka Wesley Bailey aka a million other fucking names) is a detestable failure of a human being, a sexual predator, and an FBI Snitch.

He is most well known as being the worlds most disgusting tranny and constantly failing at everything he has ever attempted. His vast achievements include formerly being an admin on Reddit (before being ejected for sexual abuse), claiming to be in groups he was never a part of, and overall making a huge ass of himself on a daily basis. Laurelai claims to suffer from a wide array of mental and physical disorders, all of which can be clumped into the "general laziness" category, forcing him to live a lifestyle of squatting in the home of whoever accepts him and proceeding to take advantage of them till he gets thrown out. The "please can I sleep in your house and eat your food for free" cycle repeats itself once every few months until it managed to piss off every individual dumb enough to take pity on him.

To make up for having a 4" penis even before his magical revelation that he is a woman, Laurelai has been and is still obsessed with power and believes itself to be a hacker, despite his technical knowledge being limited to "beg some script kiddie to packet everyone who makes me upset". Laurelai it should be noted absolutely hates this article so you can do your part by spreading it around everywhere. He can currently be found on the SJWiki which is ironic since he is a rapist.

Recently he got involved in GamerGate by using 8chan to run an imageboard for pedophiles.


What have I missed?
Russia Today
2 days ago
Onideus Mad Hatter
4 days ago
Sarah Butts
6 days ago

Laurelai (aka Wesley Bailey aka a million other fucking names) is a detestable failure of a human being, a sexual predator, and an FBI Snitch.

He is most well known as being the worlds most disgusting tranny and constantly failing at everything he has ever attempted. His vast achievements include formerly being an admin on Reddit (before being ejected for sexual abuse), claiming to be in groups he was never a part of, and overall making a huge ass of himself on a daily basis. Laurelai claims to suffer from a wide array of mental and physical disorders, all of which can be clumped into the "general laziness" category, forcing him to live a lifestyle of squatting in the home of whoever accepts him and proceeding to take advantage of them till he gets thrown out. The "please can I sleep in your house and eat your food for free" cycle repeats itself once every few months until it managed to piss off every individual dumb enough to take pity on him.

To make up for having a 4" penis even before his magical revelation that he is a woman, Laurelai has been and is still obsessed with power and believes itself to be a hacker, despite his technical knowledge being limited to "beg some script kiddie to packet everyone who makes me upset". Laurelai it should be noted absolutely hates this article so you can do your part by spreading it around everywhere. He can currently be found on the SJWiki which is ironic since he is a rapist.

Recently he got involved in GamerGate by using 8chan to run an imageboard for pedophiles.


What have I missed?
Russia Today
2 days ago
Onideus Mad Hatter
4 days ago
Sarah Butts
6 days ago

Russia Today, more commonly known by its abbreviated form "RT" is a russkie propaganda network and the media branch of Putin's fanclub, meant to subvert foreigners into hardcore Nashi. It was first launched in 2005 to control Russian minds because breaking old Soviet habits is a very hard thing to do.They are best known today for taking the social justice warrior stance on issues like Ferguson protests and promoting conspiracy theories.




What have I missed?
Onideus Mad Hatter
2 days ago
Sarah Butts
4 days ago
Jonathan McIntosh
6 days ago

Russia Today, more commonly known by its abbreviated form "RT" is a russkie propaganda network and the media branch of Putin's fanclub, meant to subvert foreigners into hardcore Nashi. It was first launched in 2005 to control Russian minds because breaking old Soviet habits is a very hard thing to do.They are best known today for taking the social justice warrior stance on issues like Ferguson protests and promoting conspiracy theories.




What have I missed?
Onideus Mad Hatter
2 days ago
Sarah Butts
4 days ago
Jonathan McIntosh
6 days ago

Onideus Mad Hatter (Powerword: Matthew Moulton, aka Sad Fatter, Moultard, Farfoos, Baby Matthew, Baby Julie, Daiperboy and ED socks Triskaidekaphobia, Flippant and Mipsus, all of which have been b& at the IP level at some point for overusing this: ^__^ emoticon) is the Internet equivalent of a Renaissance Man, i.e. a fat fucking failure at life. His main claims to fame are his unparalleled, relentless lies about his accomplishments, and a pathetic and desperate amount of massive posting in certain forums.


What have I missed?
Sarah Butts
2 days ago
Jonathan McIntosh
4 days ago
Brony
6 days ago

Onideus Mad Hatter (Powerword: Matthew Moulton, aka Sad Fatter, Moultard, Farfoos, Baby Matthew, Baby Julie, Daiperboy and ED socks Triskaidekaphobia, Flippant and Mipsus, all of which have been b& at the IP level at some point for overusing this: ^__^ emoticon) is the Internet equivalent of a Renaissance Man, i.e. a fat fucking failure at life. His main claims to fame are his unparalleled, relentless lies about his accomplishments, and a pathetic and desperate amount of massive posting in certain forums.


What have I missed?
Sarah Butts
2 days ago
Jonathan McIntosh
4 days ago
Brony
6 days ago


What makes a human being an absolute nightmare to be around? Is it an irritating voice that sounds like an old air conditioner covered in runny horse shit? Is it the mental instability that comes with being a disgusting tranny? Is it an obsessive need to check Twitter every single hour of every single day for the validation of strangers because you feel "threatened" when you're called a crazy introvert? If you're the train-wreck that is that is Sarah Butts, it might just be a combination of all of the above!

Formally the owner of "Final Fantasy Shrine", an infamous one-stop-shop of piracy and pedophilia, Sarah Nyberg (aka Sarah Butts/ srhbutts/retrogradesnowcone/srh//Sarah Isabelle/Nick/Maezr/Ender/Disgust/AlexMack and formerly Nicholas E. Nyberg), finally shut down the site when he was unable to scam his users our of 60k (perhaps to pay is 40k worth of debt to the IRS) and became an SJW.

This cross-dressing molester from the land of incest, good ol' American education, and cows (aka Wisconsin) is no stranger to questionable logic, being that he is an unstable, insecure faggot that spends all day e'ry day stalking prominent GamerGate figures, looking to grasp at any terrible excuses for "evidence" and pretend it's established fact (while accusing GamerGate of the same thing). Because of this obsession, Butts has become the largest driving force behind GamerGhazi (See removed posts: 1) (a collection of white knights believing in patriarchy conspiracy theories who literally worship Anita Sarkeesian) where he sat upon his ivory tower accusing people of being criminals and pedophiles until a swift doxing exposed him to be one himself (may have also had sex with his dog).




What have I missed?
Jonathan McIntosh
2 days ago
Brony
4 days ago
Harvester
6 days ago


What makes a human being an absolute nightmare to be around? Is it an irritating voice that sounds like an old air conditioner covered in runny horse shit? Is it the mental instability that comes with being a disgusting tranny? Is it an obsessive need to check Twitter every single hour of every single day for the validation of strangers because you feel "threatened" when you're called a crazy introvert? If you're the train-wreck that is that is Sarah Butts, it might just be a combination of all of the above!

Formally the owner of "Final Fantasy Shrine", an infamous one-stop-shop of piracy and pedophilia, Sarah Nyberg (aka Sarah Butts/ srhbutts/retrogradesnowcone/srh//Sarah Isabelle/Nick/Maezr/Ender/Disgust/AlexMack and formerly Nicholas E. Nyberg), finally shut down the site when he was unable to scam his users our of 60k (perhaps to pay is 40k worth of debt to the IRS) and became an SJW.

This cross-dressing molester from the land of incest, good ol' American education, and cows (aka Wisconsin) is no stranger to questionable logic, being that he is an unstable, insecure faggot that spends all day e'ry day stalking prominent GamerGate figures, looking to grasp at any terrible excuses for "evidence" and pretend it's established fact (while accusing GamerGate of the same thing). Because of this obsession, Butts has become the largest driving force behind GamerGhazi (See removed posts: 1) (a collection of white knights believing in patriarchy conspiracy theories who literally worship Anita Sarkeesian) where he sat upon his ivory tower accusing people of being criminals and pedophiles until a swift doxing exposed him to be one himself (may have also had sex with his dog).




What have I missed?
Jonathan McIntosh
2 days ago
Brony
4 days ago
Harvester
6 days ago


Jonathan "Josh" McIntoash is the straight, white male who speaks on behalf of all women via Anita Sarkeesian, for whom he writes the scrips, edits the videos, dictates the tweets, works as a her "PR agent" and from whom he receives money and access to Anita's mouth for his dick that is undoubtedly as pasty and stubby as him.

After spending his childhood being "Unschooled" by his crazy, fundie parents in their mansion built on an Island he was further traumatized by witnessing the most lulzy event of the millennium and, instead of going to trauma counseling, pathetically entered his rebellious teen phase in his mid 20's becoming a radical leftie communist who tried to convince his new SJW friends that he's not a trust-fund baby that thinks he's Che Guevara.

After years of working in the background applying his skill at "Remixing" (a different way of saying "Making propaganda videos" with stolen footage), McIntosh came into the limelight during GamerGate after a series of hilariously stupid tweets, earning him the illustrious title "SJW's biggest retard".




What have I missed?
Brony
2 days ago
Harvester
4 days ago
North Korea
6 days ago


Jonathan "Josh" McIntoash is the straight, white male who speaks on behalf of all women via Anita Sarkeesian, for whom he writes the scrips, edits the videos, dictates the tweets, works as a her "PR agent" and from whom he receives money and access to Anita's mouth for his dick that is undoubtedly as pasty and stubby as him.

After spending his childhood being "Unschooled" by his crazy, fundie parents in their mansion built on an Island he was further traumatized by witnessing the most lulzy event of the millennium and, instead of going to trauma counseling, pathetically entered his rebellious teen phase in his mid 20's becoming a radical leftie communist who tried to convince his new SJW friends that he's not a trust-fund baby that thinks he's Che Guevara.

After years of working in the background applying his skill at "Remixing" (a different way of saying "Making propaganda videos" with stolen footage), McIntosh came into the limelight during GamerGate after a series of hilariously stupid tweets, earning him the illustrious title "SJW's biggest retard".




What have I missed?
Brony
2 days ago
Harvester
4 days ago
North Korea
6 days ago

A brony is a self-titled obsessive fanboy of the television program My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, usually adult men who channel their latent homosexuality, pedophilia and/or daddy issues by watching a show which has an audience bracket that consists of little girls. These basement dwelling sacks of neckbeard flesh latched their grubby hands onto everything pony as soon as they heard the whimsical theme-tune drift through their hairy ears. Bronies smothered themselves with all things related to the show, and spread their sick fetishism throughout the internet, declaring themselves the new collective of asperger ridden no-lifes on the block.


What have I missed?
Harvester
2 days ago
North Korea
4 days ago
ISIS
6 days ago

A brony is a self-titled obsessive fanboy of the television program My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, usually adult men who channel their latent homosexuality, pedophilia and/or daddy issues by watching a show which has an audience bracket that consists of little girls. These basement dwelling sacks of neckbeard flesh latched their grubby hands onto everything pony as soon as they heard the whimsical theme-tune drift through their hairy ears. Bronies smothered themselves with all things related to the show, and spread their sick fetishism throughout the internet, declaring themselves the new collective of asperger ridden no-lifes on the block.


What have I missed?
Harvester
2 days ago
North Korea
4 days ago
ISIS
6 days ago

Harvester was a crap FMW game about High Scores released in the late 1990's that was meant to troll the concerned American public following the ESRB scapegoat taking fire at the time. It was created to spark drama following the recent speculation in American culture that violence in video games causes violence irl.

Instead, it gleaned a cult following by gamers who recognized its unseen potential as being the greatest game ever made to parody VG violence.



What have I missed?
North Korea
2 days ago
Luka Magnotta
4 days ago
Arab Spring
6 days ago

Harvester was a crap FMW game about High Scores released in the late 1990's that was meant to troll the concerned American public following the ESRB scapegoat taking fire at the time. It was created to spark drama following the recent speculation in American culture that violence in video games causes violence irl.

Instead, it gleaned a cult following by gamers who recognized its unseen potential as being the greatest game ever made to parody VG violence.



What have I missed?
North Korea
2 days ago
Luka Magnotta
4 days ago
Arab Spring
6 days ago

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HOW DARE YOU QUESTION OUR LIFESTYLES?

Time for a Tug on the pug Bestiality is the practice of willingly having sex with animals. Like being a furry only the animals don't want you shoving your penis in the ass of their fine fuzzy fundament. Of course one leads to the other: furry is the hop and skip and before jumping into bestiality. After a few Zeta Toys the furries always end up wanting "the real thing".

Many debates around the subject center on whether animals can consent to sex. Most normal people believe that no, animals cannot consent to sex. Is that correct? Some say no, because even though the sick bastards knew the dog wasn't smart enough to recognize the fact that the peanut butter was on your balls, it still licked the peanut butter off by its own free will.


   
 
You know the world has gone all topsy turvy when  ED_Updates is a significantly more reliable source than Wikipedia.
 

 
 

 LordeKiblington

 
 
 MoonshineFox Just saw some footage from Mortal Kombat from @Totalbiscuit. Holy sheit, fighting games and their misogynistic female depictions >_>


 Totalbiscuit @MoonshineFox People get their spines ripped out in this game and you're concerned about skimpy clothing?


 MoonshineFox @Totalbiscuit Yes. Fantasy violence doesn't affect me. Misogyny does.


 Totalbiscuit @MoonshineFox fantasy misogyny
 


 

Totalbiscuit, lashing out against internets ignorance

 
 
 MoonshineFox Just saw some footage from Mortal Kombat from @Totalbiscuit. Holy sheit, fighting games and their misogynistic female depictions >_>


 Totalbiscuit @MoonshineFox People get their spines ripped out in this game and you're concerned about skimpy clothing?


 MoonshineFox @Totalbiscuit Yes. Fantasy violence doesn't affect me. Misogyny does.


 Totalbiscuit @MoonshineFox fantasy misogyny
 


 

Totalbiscuit, lashing out against internets ignorance

   
 
i always say nice things to oddguy
 

 
 

—-Weezus christ, clearly lying off his ass

   
 
i always say nice things to oddguy
 

 
 

—-Weezus christ, clearly lying off his ass

   
 
working with Shanley felt like I was in an abusive relationship.. Each day I dreaded having to interact with her.. because she needed me so much, her demands that I isolate myself from my friends – as classic abuser tactics
 

 
 

Amelia Greenhall

   
 
working with Shanley felt like I was in an abusive relationship.. Each day I dreaded having to interact with her.. because she needed me so much, her demands that I isolate myself from my friends – as classic abuser tactics
 

 
 

Amelia Greenhall

   
 
Schindler's List (1993) is on tonight in the UK. I love this film because I imagine living in the Nazi era and delight in the Jews being rounded up and taken away. And the SS soldiers in uniform provide eye candy for us women.

My favourite part is when the female Jewish architect is lecturing the German architect on the structure of a build to which he says, "Do not argue with these people, just shoot her!" She is then shot and he orders the workers to do as she said. Utter brilliance!

The worst part is the end when a bunch of decrepit Jewish actors appear telling lies about how many of them died.

Propaganda film which for me, is pure entertainment!
 


 
 

—Actual post from Stormfront

   
 
Schindler's List (1993) is on tonight in the UK. I love this film because I imagine living in the Nazi era and delight in the Jews being rounded up and taken away. And the SS soldiers in uniform provide eye candy for us women.

My favourite part is when the female Jewish architect is lecturing the German architect on the structure of a build to which he says, "Do not argue with these people, just shoot her!" She is then shot and he orders the workers to do as she said. Utter brilliance!

The worst part is the end when a bunch of decrepit Jewish actors appear telling lies about how many of them died.

Propaganda film which for me, is pure entertainment!
 


 
 

—Actual post from Stormfront

   
 
Lived like a boy, died like a bitch
 

 
 

—Random youtuber

   
 
Lived like a boy, died like a bitch
 

 
 

—Random youtuber

   
 
Immortal_Cake: When you're here, you're family.


$$Trooper: Family in this case is in a dysfunctional abusive household.

 


 
 

EDF members on forum family values

   
 
Immortal_Cake: When you're here, you're family.


$$Trooper: Family in this case is in a dysfunctional abusive household.

 


 
 

EDF members on forum family values

   
 
Evidence is just oppression and marginalization of victims. It's their experiences that matter.
 

 
 

 icequeenerika, who has since cockblocked lulz by protecting tweets.

   
 
Evidence is just oppression and marginalization of victims. It's their experiences that matter.
 

 
 

 icequeenerika, who has since cockblocked lulz by protecting tweets.

   
 
I ask what his wife, standing nearby, thinks of his "hobby".

"She probably thinks no problem," he replies. "Because she loves young boys sexually interacting with each other."
 


 
 

Random asian, on why its ok to be a pedophile

   
 
I ask what his wife, standing nearby, thinks of his "hobby".

"She probably thinks no problem," he replies. "Because she loves young boys sexually interacting with each other."
 


 
 

Random asian, on why its ok to be a pedophile

   
 
There's basically nothing to be done about ED; I ignore it. Just take heart that it's actually moved up in moral fibre since DeGrippo gave up - David Gerard (talk) 16:39, 11 January 2015 (UTC)
 

 
 

David Gerard, apparently doesn't know our staff

   
 
There's basically nothing to be done about ED; I ignore it. Just take heart that it's actually moved up in moral fibre since DeGrippo gave up - David Gerard (talk) 16:39, 11 January 2015 (UTC)
 

 
 

David Gerard, apparently doesn't know our staff

   
 
How the hell do these people have thunder guts that sag down to their knees and belly button folds especially horizontal belly button folds, and the one girl who's got a muffin top around her diaphragm, how the hell does she even breathe?
 

 
 

Ektoe, after viewing photos from the "Body positive" tumblr blog

   
 
How the hell do these people have thunder guts that sag down to their knees and belly button folds especially horizontal belly button folds, and the one girl who's got a muffin top around her diaphragm, how the hell does she even breathe?
 

 
 

Ektoe, after viewing photos from the "Body positive" tumblr blog

   
 
9:54 AM - ilovejesus69: my penis can easily be mistaken for a clitoris

ilovejesus69: its tiny and misshapen
 


 
 

Ilovejesus

   
 
9:54 AM - ilovejesus69: my penis can easily be mistaken for a clitoris

ilovejesus69: its tiny and misshapen
 


 
 

Ilovejesus

   
 
Cobalt: There is no heaven

Cobalt: Only hell
 


 
 

Cobalt on heaven

   
 
Cobalt: There is no heaven

Cobalt: Only hell
 


 
 

Cobalt on heaven

   
 
paperclip: my tits could cure cancer
 

 
 

paper on how to cure cancer

   
 
paperclip: my tits could cure cancer
 

 
 

paper on how to cure cancer

   
 
Ok, so I have a Lyra plushie, like this one.

I've had it for about 6 months. I cuddle it to sleep every night, I kiss it, I hang out with it when I'm alone, I talk to it, I tell it about my day. I treat it like I would treat Lyra if she was actually here. My family doesn't know about it, only my close friends know. I'm an 18 year old male, I live with 2 people. (Only one knows) and I am going to move into my own place soon…

I do not want a girlfriend
 


 
 

—A Brony, via 8chan

   
 
Ok, so I have a Lyra plushie, like this one.

I've had it for about 6 months. I cuddle it to sleep every night, I kiss it, I hang out with it when I'm alone, I talk to it, I tell it about my day. I treat it like I would treat Lyra if she was actually here. My family doesn't know about it, only my close friends know. I'm an 18 year old male, I live with 2 people. (Only one knows) and I am going to move into my own place soon…

I do not want a girlfriend
 


 
 

—A Brony, via 8chan

 
 
09:21 < weev> LOL

09:21 < weev> http://pagesix.com/2014/12/23/documentary-confirms-michael-rockefeller-was-eaten-by-cannibals/
09:21 < weev> THIS FILTHY STINKING BANKER'S SON
09:21 < weev> WAS RAPED AND EATEN
09:21 < weev> BY THE NEGROES HE WORSHIPPED
09:21 < weev> LOOOOOL
09:21 < weev> LOL
09:21 < weev> LOOOOOL
09:21 < weev> LOL
09:21 < weev> LOOOOOL

 


 

weev, lolling at Michael Rockefeller's ironic end


 
 
09:21 < weev> LOL

09:21 < weev> http://pagesix.com/2014/12/23/documentary-confirms-michael-rockefeller-was-eaten-by-cannibals/
09:21 < weev> THIS FILTHY STINKING BANKER'S SON
09:21 < weev> WAS RAPED AND EATEN
09:21 < weev> BY THE NEGROES HE WORSHIPPED
09:21 < weev> LOOOOOL
09:21 < weev> LOL
09:21 < weev> LOOOOOL
09:21 < weev> LOL
09:21 < weev> LOOOOOL

 


 

weev, lolling at Michael Rockefeller's ironic end



Zac Efron and his new boyfriend
Share to ruin a girl's day
NOT yours, Argies
Elliot Rodger Doom
Matt Forney,Typical MRA

/r9k/ in a nutshell
Such Diversity!
Such Diversity!
   
 
Actual image from the San Francisco Gamerghazi, Anti #GamerGate meet up from last weekend. Looks like it was a hoot!
 

 
 

 brofreq

The Queen of the False Flag

Je Suis Charlie
Chris-chan arrested for mace attack
Let your children be trannies or you're bullying them
Happy New Year!

Fucking Magnets


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