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Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/October 8, 2023

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Israel

The Kike Reich Zionist Apartheid State of Isræl (Hebrew: ישראל Arabic: فلسطين Hindi: इजराइल), also known as The Final Solution to the Palestinian Problem is USA's 51st state with illegal capital in occupied Jerusalem as well an illegal settlement of Godless Jews in the south of the levant. It was founded after WW2 by Kikes who felt religiously compelled to part the waters of the Atlantic Ocean, create a house of slaves for indigenous people, and one-up Hitler. They are waiting for the 4 million Palestinians to reproduce like bunnies because they don't want to be second place in genocide.

As one would expect of a Jewish state, Israel is the most overtly criminal nation in the world. It was founded by butthurt Jews who believed that it was God's (who they don't believe in) will that they have a Promised Land, and who wanted Jews to have their own country to serve as a safe haven from all the world's hate. Now here's a thought; Maybe if they stopped lobbing bombs at little kids playing in the street, and cured their addiction to money and power over others, (apparently, controlling the economy of one country isn't enough for them) they wouldn't need a safe haven in the first place! It's currently a land ruled by fascist assholes like Bibi Netanyahu whose numba 1 priority is killing babies, bombing hospitals (see also: motherfucking war crimes), persecuting Jews who insist Christ has not yet come and nuking the shit out of Iran. Ironically, Israel is the most anti-Semitic state in the world, with 95% of non-Jewish Semites viewing Israel as the biggest threat to their security. (archive)

(( ISRAEL AT WAR ))


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