Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/October 16, 2021

R. Kelly

R. Kelly' (Powerword: Robert Sylvester Kelly) is an American R&B "artist" and degenerate "rapist of color."

Back in the 1990s, this man's music was the soundtrack that played when losers got their dick wet for the very first time. Every time one of his generic songs came on, teenage girls tended to turn into nymphomaniacs, and proceeded to rape anyone within spitting distance. This turned out to be his Kryptonite when he started fucking the teenage girls himself.

Born in 1967 in Chicago, R. was a typical nigger, the only upside to his typical nigger life was the fact that he could sing. He was born and raised in Chicago's housing projects, and has claimed he was raped by both male and female relatives as a child. Naturally, he aspired to play professional basketball, but then decided to quit after he was told he could get rich and fuck bad bitches if he became a professional musician. So he dropped out of high school and started singing on underground subway platforms.

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