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Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/November 16, 2025
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The Death Penalty (also known as Capital Punishment) is a permanent IRL banhammer issued by the government. It is loved by conservatives and hated by liberals – who ironically have absolutely no qualms about vacuuming a dismembered infant out of a woman's vagoo. When you have done something so heinous, so unbelievably despicable, you may qualify for the death penalty, depending on the state you're in, as some are pussies and don't execute faggots. If you live in Asia, expect a death sentence at pretty much any time. Those chinks know how to get things done. If you live anywhere else, you are safe because you live in a pussy nation.
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