Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 3, 2023

Star Wars

Star Wars is an overrated series of science fiction movies and merchandise created by George Lucas in the 1970s. Star Wars has a SHITLOAD of spin-offs, backstory, and merchandise creating a whole new breed of turbo-nerds HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS, ever since Disney bought the rights to the series every piece of Star Wars literature has been deemed non-canon so Disney can make moar money. In the whole craze, George Lucas and his nigger wife have pocketed more money than he knows what to do with. Experts speculate that Lucas now uses $100 bills to wipe his ass.

What is Star Wars? Plagiarized Akira Kurosawa works mixed with World War II and cowboy shows like Bonanza - but set in space. To save you fifteen hours: Atkins is a young powerful space samurai. He gets tricked into becoming RoboHitler and starts a Space Holocaust. After his son pwns him, he gets troll's remorse and saves the day before killing himself.

Hey, next time you see George why don't ya ask him about Valerian and Laureline? Go on, do it!

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