Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 2, 2015

Emma Sulkowicz

Emma Sulkowicz is yet another in the long line of fine, upstanding young women who claimed to have been raped at college. After filing a complaint against her assailant and being ignored, Sulkowicz decided to instead use her "crippling trauma" to get an easy A in her liberal arts class and started walking everywhere on campus carrying around a mattress, prompting various media appearances and an online protest where college sex bloggers posted their nudes online in what they thought was feminist solidarity but will most likely just be used as blackmail material by future coworkers. The mattress shtick was described as "performance art" and was dubbed "Carry that Weight" in what was meant to symbolize the burden of being a rape victim, but instead now symbolizes the fact that Emma is ready to go any place, any time.

Yes, in a (not so) shocking twist it turned out that, like 98.5% of all rape accusations, it was false. Her alleged abuser is now suing the school, its board of trustees and her art teacher, but sadly not her. Still, the court documents have revealed some interesting things about Emma, like her having herpes, her contacting her "rapist" the day after the "rape" to ask him for more dick, and the fact that the reason she claimed she was raped by him was because he broke up with her after he realized that she's an obsessive stalker that wouldn't stop texting him and literally begging him to fuck her in the ass.

For all this and more, Emma was affectionately dubbed "Mattress Girl".

(( "fuck me in the butt" ))

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