Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/December 23, 2023

Nuclear War

Nuclear War' is when the Big Boys come out and play, or rather the select few of the Rich and Government officials descend into their hardened bunkers, like Cheyenne Mountain or Raven Rock, 2,000 feet below the Earth's surface and deep into the bedrock, stocked with months of food, water and other amenities to insure the survival of their genetic pool along with the mistresses they want to breed with while You are either atomized from a ground zero blast, die from third degree burns or have the best week of your life as you feel better than you ever have as your hair falls out, your skin peels off and you die from radiation sickness in what Doctors refer to as The Surge

Nuclear War comes in 2 mouth watering flavors. Strategic Nuclear War is where everyone, except the rich, high ranking Government Officials, the Sand Niggers making their home in the middle of a nowhere desert, the paranoid survivalists and the jungle niggers in the Amazon, are pretty much fucked because the Earth most likely will be reduced to a gigantic pile of Kitty Litter because the goal is to hit large cities, Military Bases and infrastructure such as factories, steel mills and shipping yards, so China's first strike will most likely be against itself because so many American factories are inside their borders. Then there's Tactical Nuclear War, which uses smaller yield weapons - compared to Strategic Nuclear War and in theory are to be used on the battlefield with friendly forces somewhere in the immediate area as a way to take out large forces of troops, tanks etc so that friendly troops can advance more easily.

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