Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/December 20, 2022

Rogue, Internet Man

Rogue, Internet Man (Powerword: Brent Jansen) was a wannabe YouTuber who made low-effort content related to the King of Lolcows, Christian Weston Chandler. Rogue's channel mainly consisted of him reading articles off the CWCki verbatim; picking fights with small, irrelevant YouTube channels with no means of defending themselves; and hosting boring streams featuring his nobody friends. He desperately wanted to be the next Mister Metokur; consistently imitating his voice and even structuring his content similarly. While Rogue wants you to think he's in his late adult years, he's actually around 24 years old, as he graduated high school in 2016.

The beginning of the end for Rogue began when Whiteglove, the creator of this article, was BTFOd from Rogue's Discord channel; so he joined Kiwi Farms in an attempt to form a personal army, only for him to be outed as a fat tranny Redditor. This of course lead to Rogue getting doxed. Instead of taking the dox in stride like his hero Mr. Metokur, Brent panicked and decided to delete fucking everything. He even went as far as to leave every single Discord server he was a member on and block everyone he knew all within a matter of 15 minutes. All because his name was simply leaked, showing he could dish out criticism but couldn't take any lulz at his expense.

Brent serves as a valuable reminder that those who shit on lolcows the most are often lolcows in their own right. The tale of Rogue is yet another example of exactly why not to get directly involved in CWC's orbiter circle just like Isabella Loretta Janke before him.

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