Sex is a bodily function with the purpose of perpetuating the survival of the species (or discontinuing, if you're a homosexual) and, more appropriately, to ensure that one's AIDS-contaminated gene pool continues to remind future generations why Hitler wasn't so off the mark in attempting to genocide the blight on evolution and humanity that is the Jew. Besides alcohol, it is also possibly the best activity ever, and combining the two is the most amazing fucking thing on the planet.
