Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/December 15, 2024

Adam Lanza

It was a cool, misty morning in a peaceful small town, when our hero, Adam Peter Lanza^✡ (Aliases: Kaynbred, Smiggles, Pedobear, Blarvink, CulturalPhilistine, fuckcomments) would embark on his journey to get the High Score and destroy the lives of 20 little kids and 7 degenerate whores (including his mommy) and go down in history as the most efficient rampage killer of modern times. His Caucasian chimpout would prove to be one of the greatest examples of IRL Trolling in decades, and serve as direct evidence that autistic people need to be persecuted- for the good of the whole. The aftermath of his social experiment resulted in a shitstorm of the intensity and lulz not seen since the year 1999 when fellow comedians, Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold, pulled off the epic prank that was Columbine. Before committing his act of evil, Adam made sure to destroy his hard drive and computer- ensuring the FBI never recover all of his fucked up Furry porn and CP. First and third party investigators would spend 2012~2016 digging up dirt on Adam. Such investigations revealed that he was a highly autistic pedophile obsessed with mass shootings. One would presume degenerates like him would be caught by the NSA- but since when was Uncle Sam ever good at his job?

(( HAPPY 12TH ANNIVERSARY ADAM LANZA ))

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