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Timothy McVeigh

Timothy James McVeigh'^卐, alias The Wanderer (moar like Timothy McYAY!, amirite?), was a pissed off American Ex-Soldier responsible for the deadliest act of terrorism in the US prior to the 9/11 attacks. He didn't commit suicide after the American people were treated to the display of his well thought out redneck fuckery, possibly because he was too busy enjoying the response he found after doing it. He was instead captured and taken into federal custody and executed, causing the American public to ban fertilizer and cry for only a few months before going back to their bland and generic daily lives.

Another important fact is that he also quickly recognized his talents in explosives, rather than firearms, and claimed a much larger bounty for Satan by showing future terrorists how it should really be done. Thus proving that even delusional patriotic conservative white trash can be as dangerous as a garden variety towelhead given a life of unemployment, social rejection, and ultimately, sexual frustration.

(( He'll Alwas Be Remembered By Farmers That Now Need A License To Buy Fertilizer ))

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