Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 19, 2022

Timothy McVeigh

Timothy McVeigh, alias The Wanderer (moar like Timothy McYAY!, amirite?), was a pissed off American Ex-Soldier responsible for the deadliest act of terrorism in the US prior to the 9/11 attacks. He didn't commit suicide after the American people were treated to the display of his well thought out redneck fuckery, possibly because he was too busy enjoying the response he found after doing it. He was instead captured and taken into federal custody and executed, causing the American public to ban fertilizer and cry for only a few months before going back to their bland and generic daily lives.

Another important fact is that he also quickly recognized his talents in explosives, rather than firearms, and claimed a much larger bounty for Satan by showing future terrorists how it should really be done. Thus proving that even delusional patriotic conservative white trash can be as dangerous as a garden variety towelhead given a life of unemployment, social rejection, and ultimately, sexual frustration.

What makes Tim unique is that he was somehow able to carry his rage into his adult years and intelligently decided to go apeshit in the real world rather than the insular worlds that most younger High Scores contestants usually live in. He currently holds the 4th highest score for "Bomberman" campaign mode and to this day, he's still a fine example of what happens when you patiently decide to let your rage build up to be released later in life, years or decades after you've graduated from school entirely. Learn from him as a brilliant example to go for much higher scores.

(( USA, USA ))

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