Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Nao/March 2, 2012

Justin Bieber

Diustin Biber formerly known as Justine "Ladyboy" Bieber is a Beaver-faced talented Canadian lesbian gospel singing Noise Musician who is the current wet dream of 12-year-old girls across the globe and has become this year's Jonas Brothers, and therefore last year's C Simpson only without the descending testicles. She is actually the worlds most famous two year old herpes sufferer, although you wouldn't know it from her videos and marketing team who are selling her as a 12-year-old boy. Chemicals these days...ahhh, science.

((HE IS OF AGE NOW!!1))