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Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Nao/June 6, 2011
VelvetFlowingAura or VFA, as he is called sometimes, is a devianTARTlet who did nothing but give fanart, giftart and bad camwhore photos. He also did a lot of ass-kissing, and bought subscriptions for his friends in hopes he'd get a little something in return.
However, VFA was turned down every time. He also sent notes to various female deviants, claiming he loved them, saying he'd like to meet them IRL. Every time he was denied, he would have a shitfit, dragging God into his defense, and saying that a true friend would give him their address, so he could meet them, or even write. However, before doing this, he shows his love by being deep, emotional, and caring.
He's rule 34'd various female artist's characters, and their personas themselves, with his Gary-Stu, Red Essence. He's also known to write bad fanfiction about him gettin' some from the Sailor Scouts, and from other female characters from various fandoms. He's also a StarWarstard, so steer clear from him. He might attack you with his plastic lightsaber if you say you don't want to date him.