Connex Trains pwn3d

Truth in advertising.

Connex is the metropolitan rail operator for the city of Melbourne, Australia. It has the power to piss off every passenger by overcharging for tickets, only hiring batshit crazy drivers and being more inconsistent than Michael Jackson's skin colour. The only thing made of moar fail is Cityrail in Sydney, and to a lesser extent, Brisbane's Queensland Rail.

OMG HAX

On February 23, 2007, awesome and anonymous irl trolls hacked the Connex system which sends SMS text message notifications to registered customers, sending messages from Connex telling them that ticket inspectors loved killing people and would help bomb a train.

Connex has claimed it will prosecute the trolls responsible. However, if Connex's investigations department are in the same technical league as the retarded fuckjobs who run the rail network itself, Anna Nicole Smith will be snowboarding in hell before they find out whodunnit.

Messages Sent

SAMUEL L. JACKSON IS NOT PLEASED.

~ 9:45pm AEST:

ALLAHU AKBR FROM CONNEX!

~ 10:00pm AEST:

Our inspectors love killing people - if you see one coming, run. 
Want to bomb a train? They will gladly help! See you in hell!

See Also

• ATHF Terrorist Attack

Links

• Article from The Age Newspaper
• Connex web site

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