Orlando Harris

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Orlando D. Harris
Nationality:	Americunt
Highscore	Killed 2, injured 7 (4 by gunfire)
Top 25?	No, is a notable loser at #414.
Style	Single player FPS
An Hero?	killed by da rayzist pigz

Orlando Harris was a 19 year-old blackcel, wannabe white boy, and failed SoundCloud rapper who was upset he was 1% white and therefore still wasn't well-endowed with the BBC, which thus led him to being gang-raped and isolated from his fellow negroids to the point he decided to play the white man's game at his former high school.

Background

Born in 2003 in the Niggery, SJW, Christard-infested, Bosnian and slavic-invading, Multicultural, degenerate, porky, idiotic, IMMA SEN' SHOOTAS ON YO BLOCK CUH!, shithole that is the city of St. Louis in the American administrative district of Misery, Orlando grew up with a seemingly normal childhood until he reached middle school. Despite being a native KFC-loving nigga like the majority of his peers and trying to fit in with the crowd like most normie school kids do, other niggers sensed for whatever reason(s) that he was soft. This led to him not being allowed to join the local crips chapter of St. Louis and not being invited after school to play COD and 2K. But more importantly, this meant he was unable to get da big ghetto booty throat-GOAT thOt queenz.

Starting high school at the acclaimed Central Visual and Performing Arts High School in 2017, he became more bullied and more of a loner, not having any friends and still not getting any bitches to suck his SBC. Despite all this, he was a sound technician in one of his drama classes, where he was said to have been very social and talked about his interests and girls he was interested in. He also played drums, definite red flag there. Because of his social isolation, his mental health suffered a shit-ton, and he became depressed and suicidal, which led to his mom (because no father) having him admitted to mental health institutions and hospitalizations. It's most likely he was prescribed Jew pills. As he graduated from the shithole in 2021, if COVID didn't make him feel more lonely then he already was, then the fact he was now to continue living as a wagie amongst society most likely intensified it. By August of 2022, he worked in catering, lived with his mom in their shitty ghetto house, and probably spent most of his time on his PC and playing vidya gamez. Orlando probably thought by this time there was no point in living anymore, had a dreary future, and wasn't gonna lose his V-Card anytime soon. So he needed an escape from this life, something to finally put him out of his niggerly misery once and for all, and heres where that 1% white comes in.

Preperation

It's not known so far (since STLMPD like to gatekeep shit) when exactly he started to research them, but Orlando took an interest in school shootings, Whether if his research was on the scale of Autistic chimp Adam Lanza or if he just read Wikipedia articles like a normie dumbfuck, its unknown; but he soon realized he now had a way to finally an hero and also get back at the society that had shitted and forgotten him all his life. Its very possible he was also a Columbiner since he was probably gay for and had the last name of Eric Harris even though Eric hated niggers and killed one with some buckshot. And so sometime in August, Orlando prepared to try and go for the high score. He tried to purchase a gun from a dealer at a gun show in another city on October 8th, but despite having no criminal record (at least allegedly), he failed to pass his background check due to the fact his family forced him into the looney bin multiple times against his will. Since getting a gun legally was out of the question, he now had to either buy one illegally (except not even the gangs like him enough to lend him a Glizzy even tho these streets is hard) or just go to a private seller, which he did. He purchased a Palmetto State Armory AR-15, and overtime more than 600 rounds and some more magazines. Clearly however the nigger wasn't good at stashing the shit, because his mother found the gun and ratted him out to the nigger-hating pigs. Even though he was lawfully allowed to have it, the pigs gave it to another adult for safekeeping. Orlando however played a burglary side activity to get it back from the nigga and had his gun put in a storage unit until the Day of Retribution.

Chimpout

October 24th, 2022; our nigga is sitting in his 2012 Dodge Avenger outside CVPA, dressed in all black including a balaclava and getting ready to strike. He gets out of the car, and walks to a side entrance and...finds out the doors are locked. So he does the same thing the Cultural Philistine did and just shoot out the glass to gain entr. Upon entering at 9.11 A.M Carl Winslow from Family Matters is sitting at the front desk when Orlando fires at him, somehow not hitting him and allowing the security guard to alert the others and call the partyvan. Now is the start of Amoklauf in der Schule. He makes his way up to the third floor, and attempts to kill anyone in his path, getting only 2 fucking frags and directly injuring 4. During the shooting, he entered a dance class and attempted to kill all the occupants, but just when his luck wasn't getting any better his gun jammed and he had to stop to fix said jam, allowing everyone inside to GTFO. At 9:15, seeing that the Anti-Fun Police was turning up, he decided to do the same thing as his idol Salvador did and barricade himself inside an empty classroom, waiting for the pigs to come. As such, they found him in the classroom and tried to promise him that there would be a free endless supply of fried chicken and Kool-Aid in prison if he gave himself up, but he wasn't playing and meant buiznezz. At 9:25, the RACISS PIGZ! shot our boy for resisting the whitey controlled ZOG system; BLACK LIVES MATTER!!!.

Graded Score

Graded score
Kill count:	2/20
Accuracy:	6/20
Style:	5/20 Generic AR-15 mass school shooting
Butthurt:	10/20 Moderate butthurt, mainly in STL and Missouri, though Joe Biden BAWWW'd on Twitter
Bonus:	20/20 Worst school shooting in Missouri
Total score: 43/100 (F)

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See Also

• Columbine