Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Nao/February 17, 2012

Greece

Greece (Known in Turkey and Fyromia as Gayreece) is widely known for other countries stealing its history, land, and hairy women. Greeks (especially philosophers) invented many ED concepts you see here today, such as lulz, Greek superiority to "barbarians," Spartans, your mom, Goat Sex, The Odyssey, leetness, paedophilia, democracy, and moar (yes, they invented that, too).
Greeks invented homosexuality (including the occassional shota) and sex with animals. Women get to be raped and should be fucking grateful men even pay attention to them when they could have a hot man hole or some knotty dick. When nothing else is available wanking is also an option. Greek women are basically men who had a sex change, which would explain their vast amounts of body hair and their massive nose. Hell, the men are more feminine anyway which is why they do each other. Greece has a long history of violent rioting with the latest over money or something. Apparently, the economy of Greece dropped like a fucking anvil and it may jeopardize the Global Economy itself. SAVE YOURSELVES!!1

((OMG LEIK WHAR DID OUR MONEY GO??!!11!))

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