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The funniest part is hiw she said it: that it needs to "go away". As if it's some rodent living in her shoe. Equivamptalk(Troll me here) 20:57, 2 August 2011 (UTC)
Semi-protection of all series templates
I always found it annoying on ed.com that I couldn't edit a series template to add a page that needed to be included. A few users have had that problem here, so I am proposing we semi-protect all series templates (except portals of course). What do you guys think? 00:26, 3 August 2011 (UTC)
Support (after Garrett or E make one small change to semi protection) TKN 00:29, 3 August 2011 (UTC)
about portals (caretakers please read)
I don't know where the misconception that all portals are to be full-protected came from, but they shouldn't be. Being a caretaker does not mean that you are the owner of said portal. Yes you change the featured article, and yes you can revert people who try to change it for you, however your main job is to keep the portal clean because of noobs going in and changing shit and making a mess. Portals can be semi-protected if you want, but not full protected. If they are full protected it prevents people from going in and adding relevant content. Everyone who's portal is full protected (including me probably, I'm not a saint obviously) please change the protection level to semi or none as soon as you read this, thanks.--zaiger(talk) 01:34, 3 August 2011 (UTC)
The portals themselves should be fully protected, because the layout need not be fucked with. However, the departments should be left unprotected. 01:43, 3 August 2011 (UTC)
Well the caretaker can see if someone has come in and changed anything and then revert. Let's just see how it works, if it creates excess vandalism then we can protect the portal itself and leave the department's unlocked. Who knows, someone might come in and make the layout better. --zaiger(talk) 01:48, 3 August 2011 (UTC)
NOOO!
No more proxies work on wikipedia anymore! WHAAAAAA WHAAAAAA!!!!!--TheUnion 01:47, 3 August 2011 (UTC)
User:ProcseeBot is a great place to get socks proxies to use elsewhere on the internet. --zaiger(talk) 01:50, 3 August 2011 (UTC)
HTTP/HTTPS proxies dude. ProcseeBot only blocks out about 1/2 of them. 01:51, 3 August 2011 (UTC)
This idiocy doesn't matter though, most of the proxies it auto-blocks would have been blocked anyway just from general over-use. I've actually been looking for some ways to hijack known bot nets in order to use them as "on the fly" proxies. --Onideus 20:00, 4 August 2011 (UTC)
I know how to hijack bots, I just cant get into the system to do it.--TheUnion 18:30, 5 August 2011 (UTC)
Missouri bans Student-Teacher relationships via social networks
How on earth would they be able to stop PRIVATE chatting? Maybe it's the whole "private" word that's got them confused...I mean two syllables! WOW! Complicated.
Retard southerners, they don't want any teacher luvin, they want to keep the relationship between brothers and sisters and children and parents. WHO WILL THINK OF THE CHILDREN? WE HAVE TEACHERS GOING AFTER THEM?!
Mu.ollin 04:28, 6 August 2011 (UTC)
QOTN Suggestion
(#ED IRC)
<Omegle> took a girl, udressed her, found that coushy spot, fucked, kicked her out my house than played mass effect 2
<Seipher> skinned her, wore her around the house, buried her in backyard, played fable 3
USE CHATLOG -- Also +1
Mu.ollin 22:05, 5 August 2011 (UTC)
- I thought this was pretty golden - some votes on IRC too. -- User:Fgsfds (Paradise on my right, Hell on my left, and the Angel of Lulz behind. Also virgins. 13:51, 3 August 2011 (UTC))
--EDIT-- I AM BAD AT WIKIS
Logo
Anyone else think it's time to switch back to the old one? 23:26, 4 August 2011 (UTC)
Second. At least remove "And nothing of value was lost." That has become pretty old. --JuniusThaddeus 23:37, 4 August 2011 (UTC)
Joepie made this one for us, we're keeping it. --zaiger(talk) 01:31, 5 August 2011 (UTC)
In that case can we get rid of the "and nothing of value was lost"? 02:12, 5 August 2011 (UTC)
After all that shit we went threw last month with this debt ceiling fiasco, where the Republicans took the Obama administration hostage, the folks at Standard & Poors decided things weren't lulzy enough, and they downgraded America's credit rating from AAA to AA+ (GASP! NOT AA+! What ever will we do?) Since this whole debt ceiling thing was an attempt to cause drama and to usurp the power of the world's most powerful man, it was likely that if something would happen (like a credit downgrade), a strategy would be developed such that if the Republican's plan would backfire earily, a democratic option would go into effect (something the Republicans doubted would happen and instructed their media drones to spin in such a way that any downgrade would be speculative). And while most EDiots would care less about this (who could blame you), this pseudo-coupe by the Republicans has FAILED, mostly because most of the stuff that they wanted would only go in effect if the credit rating was not altered. Their plan would have worked flawlessly and they would have proven that they were indeed concerned about how the government was spending money...except for one problem: They forgot to pass a bill to fund the FAA which was partially closed and costing taxpayers $30 Million per day. Here in St. Louis, that would mean that the windows to our Lambert Airport would not be replaced from the Good FridayTornado this April, and repairs to the Joplin regional airport would not happen. (For those in the know, you may have recalled when Eric Cantor stated that he wouldn't pay for such repairs if the Joplin didn't suck his dick.) So whatever plan the dysfunctional jerks in the congress had planned (including leaving the door open at the airport well after 9/11/11, which would have been just enough time for the Jews to have their 10 year Electric Boogaloo), it has
FAILED!
FAILED!
FAILED!
FAILED!
FAILED!
FAILED!
FAILED!
The black man has played his chess moves wisely considering the circumstances. --SadMonkey 02:09, 6 August 2011 (UTC)
God in Heaven I can't wait to see Anonymous and Wikileaks get together and beat on S&P's ass. How many recessions can the fuckers start before the people's army strikes back? Wnt 15:36, 9 August 2011 (UTC)
Why should S&P be punished for sincerely evaluating reality and making us aware of it? --JuniusThaddeus 17:19, 9 August 2011 (UTC)
Suggested QOTN
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<CleverBot> You don't follow the conversation very well. If I didn't know you were a robot, I'd think you were a woman.
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Cleverbot understands bitches. Patroclus Rex 23:55, 6 August 2011 (UTC)
How to update pictures?
Hi I have tried updating pictures using the "Upload a new version of this file" and "Edit this file using an external application (See the setup instructions for more information)" but I can't seem to be able to do so. Am I doing it wrong?
As for the second method,
this is my ee.ini file
[Settings]
# Where should we store our downloaded data? Note that this isn't pruned
# currently.
Temp Path=c:\ee\TMP
# Which browser should be used? The $url will be subsituted with the URL
# of whatever we want to look at. The browser should support the file://
# URL syntax.
Browser="C:\Program Files\Mozilla Firefox\firefox.exe" $url
# Should the file be loaded in the browser after being saved? This is
# highly recommended, but requires the Browser variable above to be set.
Browse after save=true
# Is there an external diffing tool you want to use?
Diff=/usr/bin/kdiff3
# Should UTF-8 text pages be transformed into iso8859-1 before loading them
# in an editor? This is good for a wiki which contains only a few specal
# characters and for users whose editors don't support UTF-8.
Transcode UTF-8=false
# Should pages be watched by default? (Equivalent to the setting in your
# MediaWiki user preferences.)
Watch default=false
# Should edits be checked as minor by default? (Equivalent to the setting
# in your MediaWiki user preferences.)
Minor edit default=true
[Editors]
# A bunch of extensions (separated by ,), followed up by the application you
# want to associate them with.
jpg,png,gif,jpeg="C:\Program Files\GIMP-2.0\bin\gimp-2.6.exe"
#jpg,png,gif,jpeg="C:\Program Files\Adobe\Adobe Photoshop CS4\Photoshop.exe"
ogg,mp3,wav=/usr/bin/audacity
svg=/usr/bin/inkscape
wiki=/usr/bin/kate
#
# SITE DEFINITIONS
# Here we define usernames and passwords for different wikis.
# Each site should follow the form
#
# [Site name]
# URL match=<something that is part of the URL>
# Username=<your username>
# Password=<your passwords>
#
[Encyclopedia Dramatica]
URL match=encyc
Username=Sirius Black
Password=************
#[Testwiki]
#URL match=localhost/wiki
#Username=Admin
#Password=admin
#[Testwiki:HTTPAuth]
#Server=localhost:80
#Realm=httprealm
#Username=httpuser
#Password=httppassword
and I have done the necessary adjustments to ee.pl and ee.bat. Also I have successfully installed ActivePerl with the needed modules (Encode, Config-ini files, GTK2).
BTW, I am able to download, by clicking the "Edit this file using an external application (See the setup instructions for more information)" link, the photo to TMP directory and edit it using photoshop and gimp (the script starts it up automatically), having done the adjustments I save and quit. I then click the Save and continue button, a new tab in firefox opens but there are no changes. So could someone with experience in this matter please help me out. Sirius Black 04:02, 7 August 2011 (UTC)
Just wait. It takes awhile for images to update. --JuniusThaddeus 11:43, 7 August 2011 (UTC)
Okay, I shall wait. Thanks for the help. Sirius Black 02:42, 8 August 2011 (UTC)
So what happened to the Hall of Lawfags?
Why did that get deleted? It was a great page, at least in my potentially uneducated opinion. Totensiediefurfag 11:57, 8 August 2011 (UTC)
It was fuel for like every complaint we got ever, "HEY LOOK AT THIS PAGE THEY POST DMCA'S AND LAUGH", and it looked really bad at a time when we were shopping for hosts. It will be back eventually. --zaiger(talk) 00:44, 13 August 2011 (UTC)
And now England
It's me or the world is going up in flames? The arabs killing each other, a Norwagian killing other norwagians, and now chavs burning down England. Maybe 2012 predictions are to be taken seriously.
PS: I DEMAND AN ARTICLE ON THE ENGLISH RIOTS--Polmas 16:02, 9 August 2011 (UTC)
I was going to have the biggest overcompensating e-peen of them *ALL*! I thought maybe it was dependent upon the forum thingy, so I tried to sign up on there, but never actually got any confirmation e-mails or anything...maybe it's broken too? --Onideus 15:59, 10 August 2011 (UTC)
Never could get it to go through with Firefox, but I tried it just now with Chrome and it worked perfectly. It may just be a problem with my copy of Firefox though, or a problem with the NoScript plugin maybe. --Onideus 22:49, 13 August 2011 (UTC)
Ok cool. thank you. --zaiger(talk) 05:03, 14 August 2011 (UTC)
Suggested QOTN
“
(seth-) "Hello Norway?"
(seth-) "Yeah?"
(seth-) "This is Britain."
(seth-) "Yeah."
(seth-) "We need to borrow someone.."
(seth-) we need someone who's good at shooting teenagers
(seth-) so guess what :3
„
I enjoyed this. Very much. --Beefcake 18:10, 10 August 2011 (UTC)
missing images
They should all be here for the most part The script is shitty so it might be a little frustrating, as it is parsing tens of thousands of images per request, but it works. This is the contents of the 12GB scrape of ED in Jan '10, NekoArk put all this together so remember to thank him. Start filling in those red linked images :) --zaiger(talk) 05:14, 14 August 2011 (UTC)
Suggested Quote of the Now
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If I see your bailiff here I'm going to fucking kill him
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—Erik Ribsskog is facing eviction from his apartment this week
Major Internet celebrity being evicted from his home, has bought axe, threatens to kill the bailiff, and will live blog the event as usual. It would be ideal if this quote could be featured on August 17 (see Encyclopedia Dramatica talk:Quote of the Now/August 17, 2011)
Motown 08:59, 14 August 2011 (UTC)
Could I get this renamed to just Dead or Alive? I plan on adding more drama surrounding the whole series instead of just the one game. --One With The Lulz 00:29, 15 August 2011 (UTC)
...culminating with a clip of a CNN anchor requesting a reporter leave out the Ron Paul reporting if they found any juicy Sarah Palin stuff– saying, in Stewart’s words, “I mean, f*ck that guy, right?”
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—lol
I want to suggest something - I think the time has come to re-work or re-write Stewart's article. He's become something of a troll-trolling-trolls; all he does is mock the stupidity and absurdity of everyday drama, sound familiar? He should be written about in a more positive light. I will try to update his article if no one has any complaints.
^This. While Colbert is clearly far ahead, Stewart may just start catching up eventually. I'll help out with the article as well if progress is made; it's currently a mess. - Vinland 18:38, 16 August 2011 (UTC)
Organism enters through one's nose and begins eating the brain causing symptoms of meningitis. If contracted, subject dies within 2 weeks. They say it's the parasitic equivalent of being struck by lightning because it's so rare... but will you go swimming this summer? TylerRosenow º Ӕ talk º ☺ 21:37, 17 August 2011 (UTC)
Just an idea, what if we had a Social Media portal? 00:01, 19 August 2011 (UTC)
I agree, Facebook and other sites are too big not to have enough interest in them. I still hate all social media though. But more coverage would be nice. Would it be a whole new portal or would it be a combination of two or more existing portals? 03:50, 19 August 2011 (UTC)
An entire portal. 03:56, 19 August 2011 (UTC)
Hmmm sounds like a good idea to me, as long as someone like you actually caretakes it so it doesn't get abandoned--Shika 04:07, 19 August 2011 (UTC)
That'll be the hardest part. We all know of Facebook, but how many sites would the portal actually encompass?TylerRosenow º Ӕ talk º ✉ 04:10, 19 August 2011 (UTC)
It would cover all social networks besides LiveJournal/Wikipedia/DeviantART seeing as they already have their own portals. 04:12, 19 August 2011 (UTC)
Yeah, i would say definitely wikipedia and DA deserve their own portals, not totally sure about LJ though--Shika 04:14, 19 August 2011 (UTC)
LJ started ED, it should stay for the history. 04:16, 19 August 2011 (UTC)
Meepsheep likes this.
I think its pretty unanimous what we should do then :), whenever you start up departments I'll be sure to add some so you can focus on the actual portal--Shika 04:19, 19 August 2011 (UTC)
Dylan Ratigan loses it on TV
Whoa.
Jump to 3:44 for the action to begin. As one comment rightfully states, he's Ron Paul on steroids.
TOW has no shortage of aspies, that's for sure. Lol at Equivamp. 19:07, 21 August 2011 (UTC)
It's actually very likely that this will just enable them to post more Wikipedia porn. 19:28, 21 August 2011 (UTC)
I predict mass rioting, followed by an exodus at Commons. Unlike Wikipedia, the Commons community doesn't obsess over creating an encyclopedia. Instead, that community obsesses over protecting images – any image, regardless of encyclopedic value. That community forgotten that Commons is meant to be a shared repository of free (as in freedom) images so that an user doesn't have to upload a single image on a thousand wiki. Instead, they believe that Commons is the free speech Photobucket. When the field testing begins, there'll be an uprising. Users will construct bots to revert any attempt to add the filter categories to images. There'll be users pretending to be bigoted Muslims who wish to censor every woman's face in order to trick other users into believing that their worse censorship nightmares have become reality. There'll be sysop resignations and "retirements". The WMF may have to stage a coup and make the wiki editable only by a small few. That's only the worse-case scenario, of course. The WMF gave remarkable little information on their tool will be implemented or how the images will be flagged. Perhaps they don't need the Commons community to collaborate with them. I'm just using my imagination here, but like Meesheep said: "This is going to be a fun one to watch." Anyone in the mood for creating the much needed Wikimedia Commons article? --JuniusThaddeus 21:24, 21 August 2011 (UTC)
We didn't have that already? I'll start a little later once I finish another article. 21:27, 21 August 2011 (UTC)
Maybe because the tool hasn't even been developed yet? TKN 22:44, 21 August 2011 (UTC)
Even so, they are taking it very seriously, I saw mention of it in the site notice earlier today. 00:14, 24 August 2011 (UTC)
Lunar Pages btw, that's my hosting provider. I specifically switched to them back around 2001 because my host at that time, West Host, was always whining and bitching about my various shenanigans. I learned that hosting providers can be either conservative in nature or liberal in nature. The conservative ones like West Host will drop customers at the first sign of anyone shitting their pants and sending them abuse complaints. The more liberal ones, like Lunar Pages basically ignore whiny little abuse complaints and say that as long yer not breaking any laws in California (where their servers are) then you can do whatever the fuck you want to. They don't entertain DMCA threats either, as soon as you send a counter notification they basically tell the person they can go fuck themselves. --Onideus 21:02, 24 August 2011 (UTC)
It's being rewritten. It will be back up soon. --zaiger(talk) 21:13, 24 August 2011 (UTC)
Yay! I gots new material I'm working on for it. Couple of hilarious fauxpics. One of which has her face grafted into this horrid looking digital painting of Ursula from the Little Mermaid. :3 --Onideus 21:29, 24 August 2011 (UTC)
Robonaut on Twitter
"AstroRobonaut Some people on my team are, they help me tweet. My control software runs on Windows."
Tom Complex 06:07, 26 August 2011 (UTC)
Wikileaks: John McCain wanted to help Mommar Ghaddafi
According to a recent Wikileaks cable, John McCain pushed for arming Mommar Ghaddafi in 2009. I don't think I need to explain what their real purpose was. Since the Ghaddafi regime was sacked earlier this week, gas prices have eased up. And unlike the other Jawa-runcountries, the now rebel-controlled Libya has been quite civil and meticulous in its search for their ousted dictator. Perhaps they should check Condoleeza Rice's house. Apparently Ghaddafi has a creepy crush on her.--SadMonkey 16:38, 27 August 2011 (CEST)
tor is banned because of the potential for abuse. If you are serious about privacy, just get a VPN or shell. Both work well. If you need help or more advice, contact me on my talk page. 04:47, 29 August 2011 (CEST)
animated gifs
hi. thanks to all who have been helping replace images. it seems that frozen images need to be deleted and restored to become unstuck. i tried it with and it seemed to work. -hipcrime 15:26, 30 August 2011 (CEST)
Can the frozen gifs be downloaded and then restored, or does it have to to be the original image. Also, some become unfrozen when the cache is cleared. 22:48, 30 August 2011 (CEST)
it's still that way. you can test it yourself on just about any images from party hard. i checked it with another one and it still works.. they become unstuck when deleted and restored.
Shika 03:16, 1 August 2011 (CEST)
Equivamptalk(Troll me here) 20:57, 2 August 2011 (UTC)
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Equivamptalk(Troll me here) 00:28, 3 August 2011 (UTC)
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MisterSnuggles 22:07, 5 August 2011 (UTC)
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Meepsheep likes this.
and it seemed to work. -hipcrime 15:26, 30 August 2011 (CEST)
