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Far Cry 5

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Far Cry 5: Cry Fartherer is a sandbox first person shooter game that is scheduled to be released on March 27, 2018, for the PC, PlagueStation 4 and X-Bone. The game is the eleventeenth entry in Ubisoft's Far Cry franchise and only the fifth entry in the notoriously shovelware-filled series that Ubisoft felt was good enough to actually deserve a number.

Far Cry 5's plot revolves around a religious cult called Eden's Gate taking over Montana and murdering anyone who doesn't accept JAAAAAYSUS into their hearts or who defies the will of Eden's Gate's leader, a batshit crazy redneck who calls himself "The Father" (Powerword: Joseph Seed). You play as an undercover police officer who is tasked with killing the fuck out of Eden's Gate because President Donald Trump didn't think that it would be worth it to send in the goddamn U.S. Space Marines to save the people of Montana from being murdered and enslaved by a single family of militant crackers.

Immediately following the release of the game's original reveal trailer in 2017, the internets' usual anti-gamer SJW scum praised the game for finally including the option to play as either of the two existing genders and because they believed that the game's plot was going to be pure, unadulterated, Anti-Trump propaganda that would let them take out their seething inner-rage on white people that they disagree with politically. Upon learning that the game is actually based more on Waco than on the election of Führer Drumpf, however, they quickly changed their tune and went back to bashing the game for being too violent, not being liberal propaganda and for only including two gender options.


Gameplay

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A thrilling battle with a fish.

Far Cry: Trump's America

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What liberals actually thought the game would be.
   
 
Finally a game about killing Right Wingers!
 

 
 

—An enlightened twat on GameFAQs


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