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Rightpedia a.k.a. RightWiki is a wiki created by people who were banned from Metapedia.org (e.g. the Nazi wiki) for being too right-wing.

The logo for Righpedia is the Leonardo da Vinci's Vitruvian Man. Why the Vitruvian Man? Perhaps it's because it represents an ideal that Eurofags used to try to achieve before moral and physical degeneracy was made fashionable by the French. Too cheap and lazy to purchase their own domain or real web hosting and hoping to outwit the world-wide Zionist-Mason conspiracy, the hillbillies at Rightpedia dumped their site content on the Orain.org wiki farm, which is paid for via donations to Orain.org by kind-hearted Internet philanthropists who probably don't know about half the wikis Orain is hosting; thus avoiding all the hosting and financial hardships that ED's operators overcame through e-begging and ads.

History

The origins of Rightwiki are as simple as they are ridiculous: the founder Fiala1 (previously known as Hu1) was banned from Metapedia for believing there are too many Jews in the world.

This is not because Metapedia are secret kike-lovers – like all right-thinking people, both Metapedia and Rightwiki believe one Jew is one Jew too many – but while both official sources and Metapedia estimate the Jewish population to be around 14 million worldwide, Fiala1 believed it to be anywhere between 500 million and 1 billion.

Main Contributors

Mikemikev IRL. Note how he does not resemble Vitruvian Man in any possible sense.)

Main Antagonists

Content

Determined enough to create their own Wiki, not determined enough to actually write anything on it for themselves

As with all racist right-wing wikis, the main content is about how white people are morally, intellectually and creatively superior of all humans, yet are somehow too weak and feeble to protect themselves against inferior races. Though distainful of niggers, chinks, fags and anything not-quite-pure-sparkling-white, their primary target are Jews.

If this sounds like every other white supremacist wiki ever written, that's because it is - literally. Although Rightpedia was created as a reaction to being kicked out by Nazi-wannabes for being racist, the majority of the site's content were stolen from Metapedia, thereby proving that being a member of the master race – the race which created the world’s greatest literature – does not necessarily endow you with any writing skills whatsoever.

Yet despite the fact that their entire wiki argues that white people invented all of civilization while chinks and niggers achieved little more than the ability to raise their knuckles off the ground, when questioned they still claim to be not racist and loudly proclaim that all races and civilizations should be proud of their achievements. So as well as being lazy and shameless enough to rip off the wiki that banned their asses, the Rightwiki users are also backpeddling pussies, unwilling to defend the very content they (didn't) write.

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FACT: The majority of white racists squeal like the politically correct little bitches they claim to be fighting against when accused of being racist


Negros

Though if you're too weak and/or stupid to defend yourself against a wild nigger it's really your own fault

As everyone knows, niggers exist on the evolutionary line between chimpanzees and Italians. Adding an extra dose of racism to their racism however, Rightwiki has taken it a step further by comparing black people to muskrats – which is ridiculous as it is well-known that muskrats don’t have the opposable thumbs required for pulling triggers.

   
 
Compared to the structural complexity of culture and technological advancement of the Caucasoid and Mongoloid races, the Negroid race seems to have made little progress in his native Africa. Not a written language, weaved cloth, a calendar, a plow, a road, a bridge, a railway, a ship, a system of measurement, or even the wheel. (Note: This is in reference to the pure-blooded Negro.) He is not known to have ever cultivated a single crop or domesticated a single animal for his own use (although many powerful and docile beasts abounded around him.) His only known means of transporting goods was on the top of his hard burry head. For shelter he never progressed beyond the common mud hut, the construction of which a beaver or muskrat is capable.
 

 
 

—Though it is true that beavers invented the sharpened stick long before niggers did


Muslims

Kikes and sand-niggers NOT killing one another can only be bad news

As Muslims and Jews are famous for getting along peacefully, Rightpedia sets about exposing the truth: the fight between Israel and Palestine is just to hide the fact both religions have united in order to bring down Christian Europe.

Jews…

…Jews Everywhere

The Conspiracy Behind the Conspiracy

Since both men are infamous enough to have their own ED articles (see "Main Contributors" above), it has been theorized that neither of them are actually white: their pale skin is not due to their European ancestry, but rather staying indoors spamming their bullshit religious and political beliefs in front of a computer for days on end.

Their hatred of Jews, along with the bizarre belief that everyone they see or meet is Jewish and acknowledgment that Jews tend to hate other Jews, leads to only one conclusion: both Fiala1 and Mikemikev are actually jews themselves.

If correct, this would explain much of the sites confused history - Fiala1 was banned from metapedia for accidentally admitting the jewish population is much bigger than originally thought, causing them to collectively shit themselves and slam down the banhammer. Unable to fool his pasty ex-comrades anymore, Fiala1 then creates his own website in order to make the poor, harmless, innocent Nazis look worse than they actually are.

   
 
Thicker lower lip, baggy eyes, weakling body, .... I know many jews looking similar.
 

 
 

—Fiala1, describing himself.

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