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Attention Whore

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I have legions of friends following wherever I go.
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Very Famous attention whore from Finland
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teen Attention whore
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The cheapest way
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It worked...
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Needs to learn how to wipe the ass
Models and model wannabes are attention whores.
Trying to look sexy with a fucking pinecone.

Most commonly found on the Internets, an Attention Whore is almost invariably a sixteen year old girl who desperately craves attention in any form. The majority of Attention Whores are completely insane and most still attend high school. Massive attention whores have Histrionic Personality Disorder.

While it is widely believed (and hoped) that there is a special circle of Hell dedicated for Attention Whores, the truth is that their own miserable lives and public embarrassment are a far worse punishment than anything Satan could conjure up himself. The only way to cure Attention Whoredom is to fuck the living daylights out of the subject, or, if they are jailbait and buttugly, hand them over to Pedobear, who will fuck anything that has a small vagina and no tits.

This trait is also known as the móst agressive form of cancer.

Types of Attention Whore

The canonical Attention Whore reference picture.
What she really wants.
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"The idea was the pearls".

While it is possible for Attention Whores to simply be classified as whores for public attention, they are generally divided into four, more specific attention whoring categories:

Attention Whore Tactics

Katie Rees (middle) and her band of Attention Whores.
Attention Whore AKA Camwhore aka Slut aka White_trash akaTanning aka Skeezer
Attention Whores come in all sizes, colors and creeds.

In order to obtain their necessary daily dosage of attention, Attention Whores will employ variety of tactics. Common examples include:

Beware: If you have sex with one of these people she or he will tell the whole Internets how shit you were. In detail. Even if you're really good. Furthermore, if you end a relationship with an Attention Whore, she may invite the whole world to an online self pity party and reveal to everyone what a evil person you are. Attention whores can make you lose all interest in the opposite sex and turn you gay. In fact, 98% of gays are the result of dating attention whores.

Infamous Attention Whores

See here

YouTube: Home of the Attention Whore

Gallery

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See Also

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Featured article October 26, 2005
Preceded by
Holocaust
Attention Whore Succeeded by
Cunt