Fat furry

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A normal day in the life of a fat furfag.

If furfags are the AIDS of the Interwebz, then consider fat furries as the diabeetus. Fat furries are the unholy spawn of two disturbing fetishes into something that's both terrifying, and lulzworthy at the same time.

Fatass furfags with nothing better to do are known to create fursonas as fucking morbidly obese creatures of unspeakable horror. Their reasons to creating these fursonas are fully unknown, as a few people believe that fat furries are either obsessed with their lard, or just batshit insane.

Characteristics

Transformation progress of the fat furry, or something.

Along with all the usual traits that furries share, fat furries are that and a whole lot more.

• Their enormous size.
• An average weight of well over 9000 pounds.
• An insatiable appetite for excess food and other fat furs.
• Known to be fond of their own flatuence.
• A strong probability of being a basement dweller and/or asspie.
• Probably IRL fatties who ate too much delicious cake.
• Victims of ridicule from mundanes and even other furries. Because of their overly large size and inability to move, they cannot avoid such insults, making them an easy target.

Gallery of Fail

He really shouldn't be joking about popularity when he's achieved over 60k pageviews by drawing nothing but ugly, anatomically incorrect morbidly obese furries with mediocre coloring and shaky lineart.

Average shitty animation from Fursecution.net.

DO NOT WANT

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  Ah wash mahself with a rag on a stick.
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  After exhausting his supply of at least 100 pounds of McDonald's food, this dragon resorts to cannibalism.
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  NOM NOM NOM
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  Ahmuh git meh sum 'ol contry buffay!
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  OH SHI-
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  Symmetrical docking, my ass!
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  Not as fat as the others but it's still goddamn sick.
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  "Hey everyone, let's swim around in pudding!"
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  During an eat attack, this fugly draggin consumed all of Africa...and South America...Poland?
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  This is how fat furries communicate with each other.
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  The harpoons...man them.
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  Ey! Gimmeh ah goddaymn slobba hayum!

See Also

• Inflation art
• FA
• Tom Galloway
• Pregfur

Fat Fuckin' Furfags

• Auchimura
• Angel Meiru
• CattyN
• Dragonbreeder
• Dragomike
• Fatferaligatr
• Hhhippo
• Inflatablewolfi
• MeleeKirby
• Mikemedia
• Mxbot
• Rubbertex Raccoon
• Tolstoy
• TrufflesforYou
• Two-Ton-Neko
• Zero Whitefang
• ZS3

External Links

• Are you a bad enough dude to visit the S.L.O.B.S.?
• Fusecution.net - Free Furry Videos and Animations The newest of anti-fursecution websites. Also included is a sub-site pertaining to furry inflation.

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