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Azumanga Daioh

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Azumanga Daioh is a manga-turned-anime featuring schoolgirls, lolis, pedophiles, and a hell of alot of shit. The series notable in that it features only one male character, and he is a raging pedophile. It is also that rare kind of anime filled with schoolgirls but lacking even one pantyshot, yet otakus still smell the scent of vaginas in the air whenever they watch the show, which inevitably causes furious masturbation.

To make up for the lack of breast groping gags, every remaining character is therefore one or more of the following: a lesbian, a roaring drunkard, a raging lolicon magnet, a plushie, or just plain batshit crazy.

Although the manga and anime have ended several years ago, series creator Kiyohiko Azuma decided to revive the series after working on Yotsubato! the whole time.

Plot

The entire series follows a small handful of schoolgirls over 3 years. Nothing really interesting happens and it ends with them leaving school, that's about it.

This video sums up the whole series: [1]

Characters

  • Chiyo - The token loli of the series, being about 8 years old, and direct opposite of Osaka in that she's the mega ultra super genius and a transfer student, hence why she's in the same year as teenagers. You can't have an anime without at least one loli character. She owns a dog.
  • Osaka - The dumbshit character who is nicknamed for the place she came from, also a transfer student. She's dumber than a bag full of bricks, yet the most revered character as everyone who watches Azumanga Daioh will always erotically fantasize about Osaka at least 100 times in every episode. In the English dub she was given a Southern accent to reflect the fact that she's an in-bred.
  • Tomo - Hyperactive whore with unwarranted self importance and is almost as thick as Osaka. Best friend and total bitch to Yomi. She cuts her hair late into the series.
  • Yomi - Token anorexic fatass through Tomo's eyes, just to be a complete bitch. Her jelly-rolls and stockings make her erotic. Self-proclaimed "adult" of the group. She is also the only character with an on-screen nude scene.
  • Sakaki - Tallest girl of the gang who rarely speaks, has never worked out a day in her life but is the most athletic girl in the school. Later revealed to have an obsession with cats and other cute things, including Chiyo, resulting in her keen interest in bestiality and being a lolicon, while being a lesbian at the same time. Despite the fact that she loves cats, cats hate her with a passion. Some argue that her obsession with cats is the true reason for Caturday, but people still don't give a shit.
  • Kagura - Stereotypical female jock with a passion for sports who is also a thick shit. She is only second best to Sakaki in sports, because Sakaki is better than Kagura without even having to try, so sees her as a rival or some shit. Her grins may make her the female equivalent to Cockmongler.
  • Kaori - Annoying dyke who's gay for Sakaki. She is constantly stalking and planning to rape Sakaki but whenever she's around her she gets too nervous to actually do it. As a big "fuck you", the next in-series year she changes to Kimura's class and is split up from the main cast, and has very little screentime after that. She is constantly stalked and almost raped multiple times by Kimura.
  • Chihiro - Kaorin's friend who was forgotten after the third episode. Her short hair-cut suggests she's a dyke and likely Kaorin's first crush until she saw Sakaki's huge tits.
  • Yukari - The best teacher in the world. Known to be almost always drunk, a horrible driver, can speak Engrish, doesn't shut up and often competitive towards Nyamo, but she does it for the lulz.
  • Nyamo - A popular P.E teacher who seems to put up with Yukari's lulz-inducing mayhem for some reason. She was a total whore when she was younger and revealed everything she'd done, while drunk, to the girls while mentally scarring them in the process.
  • Chiyo's father - Mascot of the show. It's a levitating yellow cat which speaks Engrish and Japanese (English and Spanish in the English dub), who makes cameos throughout the series and only majorly appears twice, once in Sakaki's dream, where he claims to be Chiyo's father, so by that logic her mother fucked a cat, and another in Osaka's dream. Both times he seems to possess fucking huge moodswings, similar to The Red Guy from Cow and Chicken.
  • Kimura - Pedobear in human form. He likes schoolgirls and doesn't keep that fact to himself, in fact he was heiled as a God by generic male characters for admitting that fact. Throughout the series, he tries any way he can to get the girls to dress up in tight swimsuits, because swimsuits are a Jap's fetish, apparently. Although the only girl he wants to fuck senseless is Kaori. Later in the series it's revealed he has a dumbshit wife who doesn't seem to care that he likes the loli.
Off for a gang bang.

Internets Relevance

Azumanga Daioh launched a hundred memes that were old before they were invented. Seriously, places like 4chan practically hemorrhage shopped Osaka and Chiyo pics.

Jewtube

The wierdness.

Gallery

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Rating

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