Annoying Facebook Girl
Annoying Facebook Girl is another variation on the shit farm explosion that is Advice Dog Variations. The image macro vaguely lampoons the various vacuous 16 year old girls that plague Facebook (and various other normie social media sites) like flies in the Ethiopian embassy. It's also worth noting that this archetype of person, (although a meme series on the web), is an actual NPC-type personality that you will encounter IRL.
Common themes
- Attention whoring by posting provocative statements. Example:
AFG: OMG IT'S SO TERRIBLE OMG...
AFG2: OMG PRAYING FOR YOU :(
You: What happened?
AFG: Don't wanna talk about it...
It's worth noting that normally the event in question is AFG being dumped by an equally vacuous boyfriend after 2 hours, rather than srs bsnss like rape.
- A compulsion to talk about everything that ever happens, no matter how tedious or mundane. Eg uploading 45 pictures of her breakfast along with obscure song lyrics.
- Trying to make herself look smart by ripping off other quotes, often philosophical in nature. Especially that fucking Marilyn Monroe one.
- Appalling spelling, grammar and syntax. In AFG's world, "You're","your", "they're", "their", "there" are all interchangeable.
- Pretending to be cultured by uploading 300 photos OF HER FUCKING EYE.
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External Links
- Annoying Facebook Girl gets advice from Scumbag Steve.
- The Daily Dot goes deep into shit nobody cares about territory.
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