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Insane Clown Posse

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Juggalos are epic lolcows
One page alone is not enough...
Those bound for Shangri-La just got their own page!!
Yes!
ARE YOU DOWN WITH THE CLOWN???
Pro-gang shootings? No? You should be.
Revealing his penis size.

The Insane Clown Pussies (Or ICP, for short) are a talented white rap group. Their first choice for their name was "Incestuous Child Pornography", but that was already trademarked by a certain organization. Known for their raw portrayal of the hardships of middle-class life in the dangerous suburbs and for their high-contrast makeup, the ICP astounds critics by continuing to produce what they themselves consider to be music, but what most musicologists consider to be syncopated autistic tantrums. With their offensive predictable lyrics, makeup, merchandising empire, quasi-Christian message (e.g., God hates fags, rainbows are magical), and gallons upon glorious gallons of free Faygo, they have amassed a devoted fanbase who are referred to as "Juggalos", who live their lives in accordance with the teachings of the Posse in order to earn a place in Shangri-La (a Juggalo-only Heaven).

Some argue that this face-painted army is one of the most powerful underground organizations on Earth, and that they inspire fear in the hearts of many. After all, there is nothing quite as terrifying than a 13-year-old boy wearing make-up and swearing in a nine-minute YouTube video. If you aren't "down with the clown," then you best watch your back, because they're packing hatchets. Or are they meat cleavers? They aren't quite sure themselves.

The Band

Excuse me, sir, you appear to have some Santorum on your face...

Simply put, the Insane Clown Posse are a posse of clowns who are insane and cannot rap for shit. Although their exact mental illness is unspecified, an educated guess would be a combination of Asperger's Syndrome, Tourette's Syndrome, Down Syndrome, and barely repressed homosexuality - the latter manifested in a flamboyant drag act with heavy application of semen-based makeup, culminating in the symbolic ejaculation of Faygo, a cheap soda brand, over a crowd of eager teenage boys. In a press release, Joseph Bruce (the band's founding member) said that a number of their band members and fans are declared homosexuals and, although he mentioned no names, he added "They're the ones wearing clown make-up."

ICP rose to fame after Disney kicked them off their record label, Hollywood Records. Disney claimed this was because of "explicit" lyrical content, but it was more likely because they didn't want a bunch of rebels like ICP associated with their fine family entertainment. They were thereafter funded by a genuine independent record company owner in order to boost their "sellability" to the masses. The band supposedly comes from Detroit, and as a result, thrive like a locust swarm in the suburbs, where more privileged white teenagers and grown men and women can pretend that their lives are shit.

PROTIP: The fat insane clown is Joseph "Violent Gay" Bruce, Joseph "Faggy 2 Dope" Utsler is the skinny insane clown.

Music

Magic all up in this bitch!

Insane Clown Posse's violent rap message, extreme behavior, extreme halitosis, and extensive merchandising range are all the things your mother warned you about clowns with mental health issues, and as such are adored by the downtrodden misfits from the bottom rung of society. While few of these fans have ever had it as tough as Violent J. in his suburban neighborhood, they nonetheless identify with the profound wisdom they find in the lyrics of their songs such as "I'm a freak show coming to your house, standing at your porch, chewing on a dead mouse," "Your nuts, we want your nuts. Please, oh please, fuck dirty butts (sluts)," and of course "You know what I'm sayin'? I walk into a bitch's house, walk up to they mom, grab 'em by the face and say 'Fuck off!'" Saying "fuck off" to mothers, dirty butts, and chewing on a dead mouse are some of the many important aspects of day-to-day Juggalo life.

Please see the talk page for a transcript of an IRL freestyle that ICP recorded and put on their album, Bizaar (2001).

The average reaction to an ICP song.

A juggalo in his natural habitat

A juggalo in his natural habitat part deux

The musical style of ICP as simulated by an MD-GRAPE supercomputer.

The Anti-juggalo Rap: The only rap worth listening to.

   
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a juffalo is a diss to juggalos never call us juggalos juffalos
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—acdcking123456789, who obviously obtained his GED.

Fuckin' magnets, HOW DO THEY WORK?

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Fuckin' Magnets

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Howard Stern Radio Show

In order to understand the mentality of a Juggalo, one must first look at exactly how committed to their violent message the leaders of this notorious gang are. An example of the fearless nature of the Insane Clown Posse was captured on video in 1998 after an interview on the Howard Stern Show.

# Violent Gay and Faggy 2 Dope participate in a captivating radio interview about their genuine badass nature and the frequency with which they commit violent acts and go to jail, because the police are always trying to lock up the clowns. Someone calls in and refers to the group as wiggers, which Violent Gay objects to on racial grounds. As a member of the wegro community he is outraged.

# Haters continue to phone in about how much they think the group sucks after the main interview, and they return in to the studio with the typical macho swagger of men wearing make-up. An uppity nigger calls in and makes the ridiculous assertion that ICP are in fact merely imitating black people with their original rap stylings. Tough words follow, and the Posse invites him to come to the studio for a free ass-kicking, Posse-style.

# A wild negro appears, who works for the show and challenges them on behalf of his primitive race. Despite all the evidence pointing to the fact that they are visibly shitting their pants at this point, it is of course some cunning ruse, possibly to buy time to get their hatchets. Or meat cleavers. Faggy 2 Dope rocks in a chair, saying nothing at all, while Violent Gay suddenly remembers that he can't go to jail today and decides that he doesn't want to fight anymore and wants to be friends.

The negro community may have won this round, but the YouTube comments from Juggalos assure that this man would have been killed had they fought.

Marketing

Although a completely terrifying underground serial killer movement, Insane Clown Posse/Hatchetgear/Twiztid/Psychopathic Records manage to sell vast amounts of family-friendly clothing, footwear, books, stickers, patches, energy drinks, action figures, and even board games to people looking for ways to assert their individuality.


 
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there are no requirements to being a Juggalo. We don't care if you spend a dime on merch, or if you know the words to every song. If this music touches you, and you get some positive experience from it, we would be honored to have you consider yourself a Juggalo.
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—ICP


Although ICP asserts the above, it certainly couldn't hurt the chances of your immortal Juggalo soul ascending to Shangri-La to stay tuned to their YouTube Template:Youtube2, radio show, MySpace clone, and plethora of other media. Besides, all true Juggalos know that you can only kick a person in the ass or balls in officially licensed Hatchet shoes. The ability to paradoxically hate the mainstream while spending your entire paycheck on official manufactured goods because a man dressed as a fucking clown told you to in a fake news report further displays the complex duality that is the Juggalo mind.

Fanbase

See Juggalo


ICP Trolled by ZJemptv

A whore atheist trolled ICP



ICP saw ZJemptv's video and got butthurt


Chosen Enemies

This is Coal Chamber. ICP hates them. It's the girl, I'm sure.
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Violent Gay's 9th grade teachers were lying, thus making him pissed.

For some reason or another, ICP has picked fights with pretty much everyone in the music industry. Here are a few of the "victims" of their "hate".

Parody Videos

Juggalo News Network

The cast of Mega64 mocking Juggalo merchandise.

Eminem trolling ICP IRL.

A loving cover of the music of ICP.

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Insane Clown Posse with No Paint

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Clowns of God

IN THE BEGINNING...

The ICP have been subliminally converting their retard-ass meth addict fans to Christfaggotry. Almost blatantly when they released their recent single, "Miracles", steaming from their latest project-turd, Bang Pow Boom. A huge departure from their usual "work", this somewhat upbeat, thankful song is unexpectedly FERVENTLY AND ANGRILY DEFENDED BY ALL JUGGALOS AS A DEEP AND MEANINGFUL, FUNNY SONG!

Fans and ICP theologians first suspected this through subtle hints left in the "thank you" section of the cover sleeves and the profound, esoteric nature of "Miracles". A song that takes the time to appreciate things like fuckin' gravity, pelicans, magnets, and rainbows, all while disdaining the materialistic perspective on the universe. Little will change for the fans, though. They will continue to call out to God for guidance in-between meth binges and convenience store shifts/robberies.

The lulz deepened with their latest release, "Thy Unveiling", which has disenfranchised a significant amount of Juggalos, by hoping that they will find God! It's the shittiest country/rap/rock bullshit ever. It is in the simplest of words, a song written and performed by a middle-aged unfunny clown named "Violent J.", who reveals that God is an evil dark carnival, and pleads that you should find him. Just watch the fucking thing.

"Fuck it, we got to tell.

All secrets will now be told

No more hidden messages

…Truth is we follow GOD!!!

We've always been behind him

The carnival is GOD

And may all Juggalos find him

We're not sorry if we tricked you."

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