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AdFly

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AdFly (Also known as Jews Incorporated) is a website that bears little to no difference from Bit.ly (notice how they nearly copied the exact same domain name). But the only difference is you can make money from using this terrible excuse of a website. You can make very little profit by people clicking on your shortened links. If you are lucky, you could make 2 pennies per day. This is because AdFly hates giving away their jew gold.

AdFly also fails when it comes to common sense, because they named the site "AdFly" and have a bee for their mascot. This is unsurprising, actually, because the owners of the site are a bunch of moronic Jews that can't tell the difference between making money and making pennies.


Earnings

5 users paid out today!

If you actually manage to reach 10,000 visitors that have clicked your links, you can make 5 dollars. It's nice to see how generous AdFly is to their users. Since most people realize that the owners of the website are only jews that leaches off of their own users, nobody ever goes to this website ever. Even though there are 13-year old boys trying to make money off of the site to this very day.

   
 
Wow, I can get 1 cent per day! What a great way to make money!
 

 
 

—Typical AdFly user

Annoying Ads

When you click on a Adf.ly link, you are spammed out the ass with ads that nobody gives a shit about. Mostly the companies who pay to put the ads on the site are naive retards that think that the people who look at the ads will give the littlest shit.

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