Aum Shinrikyo

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Aum Shinrikyo (オウム真理教, in english 'Supreme Truth') is a former doomsday cult founded in Animeland by some blind, fat bastard named Shoko Asahara (Powerword: Matsumoto Chizuo). It's believe system is a Clusterfuck combo of everything from Buddhism to Hinduism to Christianity, and it's whole dumb goal was to get Russia and America to nuke each other, so that it would fulfill some dumb bible quote no one cares about. Unfotrunently for Assawhora, the Cold War ended shortly after cult started, but that didn't stop the groups retarded idea to delete system 32 on the entire world.

Shoko Asahara

Behold the Jap Jesus.

Before Big Mat decided to start his little cult, he was an acupuncturist and practicer of Chinese Medicene. Eventually, he got board of putting needles in people, and decided to start up Aum. Other than the doomsday shit that was the foundation for the cult, Shoko also organised a bunch of publicity stunts to get AS in the public eye. Some of this shit would include...

• Interviews with famous people.
• Preforming miracles on people.
• Retarded dancing.
• A fucking anime movie.
• No, we didn't make that last one up...

Pre-Aleph Terrorism

Sakamoto family murder

Around 1989, Tsutsumi Sakamoto, a lawyer who sued cults (and was a former member of AS himself), was going to sue Aum Shinrikyo for some unknown faggotry. Assahat cought wind of this, and decided to kill him, and his wife and kid, to protect his many pounds of jap Jew Gold. There was a short invesitgation, but it got shut down due to the tokyo cops bing too lazy to go into Yokohama.

Matsumoto sarin attack

Taking the jump form murder to chemical warfar isn't very easy for most cults, but Aum Shinrikyo, in true japanese fation, seemlessly made the jump in an attempt to prep for a later, and more infamous, gas attack. Taking place in some random building where a lot of japanese officials were, Shoko and his Marry Band of Butt-Buddies rigged the whole place with noctious gas, and managed to kill some people, proving that death by gas would be an effective method. They also managed to escape the blame for this, cause everyone just assumed it was North Korea, and no one decided to investigate any further.

The 1995 Subway Sarin Attacks

Now that AS proved that Sarin Gas would work, they decided to bring it to the Subway System, and once again hope this somehow start a Third World War. With some of Japan's top scientists purpotraiting the act, they brought the suplise to sneakily make Sarin Gas on to the train. TL;DR, by poking the bag of chemicals with umbrellas (which also had some chemicals on them) they made that sweet sweet Sarin Gas. The plan worked out flawlessly as tons of Japs got PWNED by the gas. This time however, the Gov knew it was Aum who was fucking their shit up, and so they decided to arrest everyone involved as to prevent further pwnage by Deadly Air.

High Score

Graded Score
Kill count:	14/20 14 dead, thousands injured
Accuracy:	20/20 Plan Worked Flawlessly
Style:	20/20 Purpotraiters weren't caught until after the attacks
Butthurt:	20/20 Literally fucking everyone got Party V&
Bonus:	18/20 Caused the whole organization to pretend to delete ducking everything and start over from scratch. -2 for not starting WWIII
Total Score: 92/100 (A-)

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Wanted Level:

Interpol

After the clouds of gas subsided

Everyone involed with the attack ended up in jail. Shoko became a mopey faggot and stayed that way until he got lynched last thursday. The remaining retards who still gave a fuck rebranded the cult as Aleph; absoultley nothing changed, except they stopped thinging the world was gonna end. They still popped up in the news from time to time when they get raided or someone does terrorism, but pretty much no one in japan gives a fuck about Aum Shitreekyo or anyone in it anymore.

See Also

• Japan
• Russia - Where they got all their weapons for their play pretend war.

External links

• Aleph's Official Website
• English Version that never got updated

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