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Colt Gray

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GREAT, ANOTHER DUMBASS WHO WANTS TO BE ADAM LANZA
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Colt Gray
Nationality: Americunt  
Highscore Killed 4, injured 9
Top 50? FUCK NO!
Style FPS, Single player
An Hero? No

Colt Gray is some retarded 14-year-old kid who tried to shoot up his school, but only killed 4 people. In short, he's basically a whiny dumbass. His Shitcord username was Lanza in Russian. Clearly this kid has some fucking issues.

High Score Attempt

On September 4th, Colt made a call to 5 schools in the area, threatening them. (However this dumbass was only able to shoot up one of the planned schools.) His first target? Apalachee High School. After leaving his algebra class, grabbing his AR-15, and turning around, he fired 15 shots all over the place, none of which actually hit any targets.

He then FINALLY managed to wring out 4 frags, including an autistic nigger, a teacher who left the room like a retard and a handegg coach. Due to the panic button technology used at Apalachee, this already low-scoring run was stopped even earlier than expected by authorities and Colt was swiftly teleported to de_courthouse.

See Also

  • Nikolas Cruz - A much better school shooter. Colt Gray wishes he was him.

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