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RANK LOSER MISSED SHOTS RAGE QUIT YEAR COMMENTS
1 David & Doris Young 79 N 1986 Tried to bomb Cokeville Elementary School in middle of nowhere Wyoming.
2 Sebastian Bosse 37 Y 2006 An Eric Harris wannabe. Tried to shoot up his school with pirate guns and various other weapons which didn't go well at all.
3 Frank James 33 N 2022 Schizo nigger who shot up a subway because of "muh evil whiteys!".
4 Unknown 25 N 2017 A person tried to yet again replicate Pulse and failed profusely.
5 José Carlos Alves dos Santos 16 N 1985 19-year-old street vendor ran amok and shot random people with a shotgun before being arrested.
6 Georg Rieß 15 N (Injured by Polizei) 2009 Some faggot who threw 2 molotovs in a classroom and sliced some bitch up with an axe before trying to commit suicide by cop and failing.
7 Lev Bidjakov and Aleksandr Buslidze 13 N (Stabbed each other but didn't die) 2018 Two Ruskie gay lovers who tried to recreate Columbine at a school in Russia and stabbed 14 kiddies and a teacher, then getting into an argument and stabbing each other.
8 Abdul Razak Ali Artan 11 N (Shot by cops) 2016 Some ISIS Cock-smoking mudslime. Went on a stabbing and vehicle-ramming spree at Ohio State University, stabbed people in unbelievably shitty places like in the arm, and because of this, he was the only casualty in the attack.
9 Chad Escobedo 10 N 2007 Former latin student shot a window 2 times and injured 10 teens before escaping. Pigs catched him and got V& for 6 years.
10 Nathan Desai 9 N (Killed by police) 2016 Neonazi lawyer shot random people before being shot by the pigs.
11 Edmar Aparecido Freitas 8 Y 2003 Former fat fuck tried to shoot up his school but failed to kill anyone and shot himself in the head.
12 Robério Souza de Oliveira 7 Y 2001 18-year-old farmer shot up his former school before shooting himself in the head.
13 Natalya Kabakova 7 N 2018 13-year-old girl shot people with a pneumatic revolver in school.
14 Dominick Maldonado 6 N 2005 A methhead who wanted the world to "feel his anger". Shot up a mall with a Chinese AK-47 and a pistol, taking people hostage before getting V&. He tried taking a pig hostage with scissors but failed.
15 Anthony "T.J." Solomon 6 N 1999 A month after the lulzy attack at Columbine, Anthony brought a .22 rifle to his school and shot 6 students in shitty parts of the body. While trying to bring himself to suicide, a principal talked him out of it and he turned himself to the pigs.
16 James Hodgkinson 6 N 2017 Jared Lee Loughner wannabe, tried to assassinate House Majority Whip Steve Scalise and kill as many Republicans as he could, but failed miserably.
17 Anton Bichivin 6 N (Attempted) 2018 Some Columbine-obsessed Ruskie who threw a molotov in a class and tried to an hero with an axe but failed. Wore a KMFDM t-shirt during the attack.
18 Luca Traini 6 N 2018 28-year-old wop shot some niggers to avenge an 18-year-old girl who was killed by a nigger.
19 Seth Trickey 5 N 1999 Seth shot people and pussied out in front of a teacher who commanded his stupid ass to drop his gun.
20 Unknown 5 N 2022 Gangster alcoholic dutch shot some spics in a disco in Marbella before being stabbed by a random.
21 Lamar Moore 4 N (Shot by cops) 2011 Died bravely in a line of fire by police inside a police station after he brought a shotgun in the building and wounded 4 officers, none of them critically, even at point-blank range. He was falsely accused by The Man of kidnapping and raping a 13 year old girl, when she probably deserved it anyways. So that was when he heroically stepped into the office and amazed the whole world of how much of an incredibly amazing man he truly is.
22 Asa Coon 4 Y 2007 Emo, he was punched by a nigger, shot people in really shitty places, and became An Hero. To add insult to injury, the cops leaked photos of his corpse. Here is the shitty gameplay footage. (dead)
23 Raymond Spencer 4 Y 2022 Armed with 4 rifles, scopes and over 1000 rounds of ammunition, Raymond tried to shoot up a school from his apartment window Paddock style. He failed miserably, and after firing over 200 rounds without a single kill he decided to end it all.
24 Bernie Goetz 4 N 1984 Shot some niggers who were trying to mug him on a subway. Was only convicted of illegal gun possession and v& for a year, then released early on good behavior 8 months later.
25 Darren Lloyd Fowler 4 N 1988 16-year-old Michael Ryan fan shot up his school with a shotgun after getting expelled.
26 Marin Eugen Sabau 4 N (Willingly euthanized) 2021 Security guard shot three of his colleagues before barricading himself in a house with an arsenal of weapons. Cops breached and ræp'd him with bullets, paralyzing him and causing him to have to amputate one leg. Eugen was euthanized before his trial took place, as he claimed his life was unbearable with chronic pains from the incident.
27 Dimitris Patmanidis 3 Y 2009 A bullied, human-hating revenge-seeker. Went to his school and shot people in shitty places like the legs, arms, hand, and chest before becoming an hero.
28 Nasim Aghdam 3 Y 2018 Some dirty vegan towelhead that decided that YouTube's shitty policies couldn't be changed by peaceable means and started shooting in the corporate offices in California. She didn't manage to kill anyone but herself.
29 Mehmet Ali Ağca 3 N 1981 Tried to assassinate the Pope.
30 Humberto Ferreira Santos 3 N 2017 Shot up a wedding to avenge his fallen son and father. After injuring some of the attendees and leaving, the wedding continued a few hours later.
31 Armando Hernandez 3 N 2020 Tried shooting up a mall due to incel rage, failing horribly at that. He also recorded some of the attack on snapchat.
32 6th grade girl 3 N 2021 Shot 2 students and 1 adult, then just gave up. A math teacher, Krista Gneiting, asked if she was okay, took the gun from her, and hugged her.
33 Henrique Lira Trad 3 N 2022 18-year-old emo tried to attack his former school with crossbows, knives and molotovs. Ended up getting rekt and hogtied before doing any considerable damage.
34 Jasmine Hollis 3 N 2022 Some ugly 23-year-old nigger bitch shot up a warehouse due to some dispute over a big black cock.
35 Unknown 3 N (Escaped?) 2023 Started a shooting in West Edmonton Mall and got same victimes as Armando Hernandez.
36 Julius Becker 2 N 1871 18-year-old student shot his bullies before surrendering.
37 Haraldur Olafsson 2 N 1973 Drunk man who shot his son and a woman before being shot and inmovilized by a taser.
38 13 year old student
15 year old student
2 N, N 1998 They shot some 11 year old kids with pellet guns hitting 2 before getting V&.
39 Adam Fulton 2 Y 2004 Newgrounds doomer who stabbed his Injun neighbor in an argument after they both got drunk. The neighbor called the cops and when they showed up, Adam shot at one of the cops before running away and hiding in a dumpster for three days. He broke into his house and sent his suicide e-mail to his family and Tom Fulp and then an heroed.
40 Edgar Robles 2 N 2014 A revenge-seeker. Wounded 2 people on a fucking packed bus.
41 Marissa Wallen 2 N 2017 21-year-old hooker who somehow failed to kill her john with two headshots after giving her bad oral sex.
42 Mason Campbell 2 N 2014 Some 12-year old-loser who tried to go Cho. He sawed off daddy's shotgun and used birdshot, randomly firing everywhere, before being tackled and shackled.
43 Neil MacInnis 2 N 2013 4chan Post
44 Mondrone Shooters 2 N, N 2018 Brazilian Columbiners that, due to being mentally retarded zoomers, decided to follow in Eric & Dylan's footsteps, but failed miserably. A pretty good metaphor for Brazil in general, if you think about it.
45 Marek Nowak 2 N 2019 18-year-old shot up his school with black powder guns and firecrackers.
46 Unknown 2 N 2023 23-year-old Pakistani gangster shot two other gangsters during a fight before escaping to Italy.
47 Unknown 2 N 2023 Went postal in a bus stop and injured 2 randoms.
48 Fantahun Girma Woldesenbet 2 N (Shot by civilian) 2021 Fort Hood 3: 2 is better than 1- oh wait, this guy was worse than Tranny fucking Phantom.
49 John Åreskjold 2 N (Shot by cops) 2023 Known criminal and business owner crashed his car into another car, left the scene and hijacked another car, taking the driver hostage before getting into a shootout with police outside a tunnel. John opened fire, shooting the hostage and an officer in the chest, leading to police opening fire into the vehicle, killing John. The officer wore a bulletproof vest.
50 Genesse Ivonne Moreno 2 N (Shot by cops) 2024 36-year-old spic who shot up one of Joel Osteen's megachurches with her kid and was shot and killed by an off-duty cop.
51 William Norris 1 Y 1884 28 year old teacher tried to kill his crush beacause she rejected him several times. Ended his spergout by killing himself.
52 David Mota Nogueira 1 Y 2011 A depressed 10-year-old sperg that got so mad about his teacher's sexual advancements that he decided to go NBK.
53 Floyd Lee Corkins 1 N 2012 Inspired by the SPLC, he tried to shoot up an anti-fag group, but, like most libtard gunmen, he couldn't even hit the broad side of a barn, and was thus unable to go through with his plan to smear Chick-fil-A on the victims' faces.
54 Mikhail Pivnev (alias: Mike Klebold 1 N 2017 Some Columbiner Ruskie who shot a teacher with an air rifle and set off some smoke bombs. Shouted that he'd come there to die, yet was arrested.
55 Robert Gladden Jr. 1 N 2012 An Emofag. Shot a student in the back before being tackled by various people in the cafeteria.
56 Jon Romano 1 N 2004 A bullied outcast fascinated by Columbine. Brought a shotgun and shot a teacher in the leg like a dumbshit. He pussied out and surrendered to the staff, and agreed to a plea deal for 20 years in prison.
57 Ilya Ivanistov 1 Y 2018 Another columbine coomer went to his ruskie school to shot a school mate with a double barrel shotgun before killing himself.
58 Florian Klein 1 Y 2003 A 16-year-old Satanist who shot at his teacher, missed and accidentally shot another teacher (who tried to disarm him) in the thigh before committing suicide.
59 Mikese Morse 1 N 2018 Former Olympic Track Star goes Bat Shit Insane and tries to run down a family of 3 in his car.
60 Sky Bouche 1 N 2018 Shot through a classroom door with a shotgun, injuring a student in the foot, and surrendered immediately afterwards. This happened on April 20.
61 Chad Padilla 1 Y 2019 Some retarded shot a girl several times, she survived. In 2022, he will become an hero in his cell
62 Unknown 1 N 2021 Random shot 2 times and escaped with no kills.
63 Mats Ditlow Wibe-Lund 1 N 2023 43-year-old manchild wannabe gangster with too much money and time on his hands shot some random nigger in the leg with an automatic AK-style rifle to scare him or something. Was arrested shortly after and is married to some bad-boy loving hybristophile skank that works for old media, covering crime cases.
64 Gabrijel Mijatović 1 N 2023 13-year-old boy shot his teacher.
65 Unknown 1 N (Escaped) 2023 Anon member of a shitty latin band, stabbed in all the body and shot in the gluteus a 22 year old boy.
66 Anonymous man 1 N 2023 Shot a man who pissed him off on a disco in Seville before being aprehended by people.
67 6 year old boy 1 N 2023 Kid from CWCistan who shot his first grade teacher.
68 Shokri Keryo 1 N 2023 "Swedish" gangster opened fire at a group of people after getting high.
69 Grzegorz Braun 1 N 2023 Polish far-right politician decided to spray powder from a fire extinguisher on Jews who were performing their Satanist Hanukkah rituals on the corridors of the Polish parliament. One Jewish woman suffered minor injuries when she tried to stop MP from extinguishing the candles lit on the Hanukkah menorah. This event generated a lot of lulzy reactions and BAWWWWing in (((Polish and international mainstream media))).
70 Dillon Cossey 0 N 2007 Fat 14-year-old guy was caught by the police while planning a school shooting after his friend, Pekka committed his bloodfest.
71 Samuli Saarinen 0 N 2008 Matti Saari and Pekka-Eric copycat threatened to shoot up his school on his 18th birthday and Pekka's 1 year anniversary because of bullying, but gave up and became a local Lolcow.
72 9-year-old boy 0 N 2009 Fourth grader brought a shotgun to school to get back at bullies, firing and missing twice before being subdued and getting a time-out.
73 Thomas Kane 0 Y 2009 Brought a sawed-off shotgun and molotov cocktails to school, said he wanted to kill "just to kill" and then just killed himself.
74 Justin Doucet 0 Y 2009 Ordered a teacher to say "Hail Marilyn Manson", who refused. Tried to shoot twice and hit no one. Asked a student to leave with him, who also refused. He probably felt ashamed no one would listen to him even as a school shooter. He shot himself and died a miserable 5 days later.
75 Clay Duke 0 Y 2010 Tried to take revenge on the Florida school board but ended up missing every shot. The entire event was captured on video.
76 Colton Tooley 0 Y 2010 Walked around in his college campus and fired shots into the air and ground before running into the library to become an hero.
77 Grant Acord 0 N 2013 A 17-year-old Columbiner was ready to attack his high school but the pigs searched his room and saw that he had bombs and a gun. He was sent to jail for not knowing how to hide things.
78 Michael Brandon Hill 0 N 2013 Brought a rifle to an elementary school and fired at least 6 shots towards the police. He was talked down by one of his hostages, school bookkeeper Antoinette Tuff. Listen to the 911 call here.
79 James Oliver Seevakumaran 0 Y 2013 Pulled the fire alarm as part of his plan, which prompted his roommate to investigate. He immediately called 911 after seeing James pointing a gun at him. James shot himself as the police arrived.
80 Liam Lyburd 0 N 2014 Nearly committed a mass shooting at Newcastle College with a Glock he bought on the Deep Web but was stopped hours before he was going to do it due to posting threats on Facebook.
81 Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath 0 N 2015 Planned to shoot up a Halifax mall with two of her cuntbuddies, but got arrested due to posting about her plan on tumblr, and is now in jail getting grabbed by the pussy in the shower.
82 Brooke Higgins, Sienna Johnson 0 N, N 2015 Two 16-year-old girls threatened to shoot up Mountain Vista High School and got v&. They were sentenced to 3 years and 5 years in prison, respectively, and were released.
83 Carter Boyles 0 Y 2016 Tried to open fire in his high school but failed and ended up shooting himself. He had a YouTube channel where he uploaded Gmod shooting videos.
84 Karma Hietanen 0 N 2016 Delusional Pekka fan who visited his grave several times, had an altar for him at her home and soil from his grave in a zip-bag in her bra at all times. Planned to shoot up an elementary school as a gift to Pekka so that they would date in the afterlife, but ended up getting v& prematurely due to posting about it on Instagram.
85 Kyle Davies 0 N 2016 19 year old pedophile face who obtained a glock on the dark net like sonboly and planed a shooting his school. He got V& after the internet police catched him.
86 Ethan Stables 0 N 2017 Faggot who was so ashamed of being bisexual that he tried to commit a machete attack at a gay bar. Was apparently arrested just as he was walking to the bar and was in Cumbria, where more successful attacker Derrick Bird committed his shootings.
87 Lloyd Gunton 0 N 2017 Another Britfag who tried to commit mass murder, this time for ISIS at a Justin Bieber concert with a car, a hammer and a knife in some Westminster-inspired attack. Was arrested hours before he was going to, though, because he posted about it on social media, just like Liam Lyburd and Ethan Stables.
88 Eric Torell 0 N (Shot by cops) 2018 20-year-old man with Downs ran away from home, bringing a toy gun with him. When police were called to the scene, Eric did not listen to their commands and pointed the toy gun at the cops, resulting in death by 25 bullets.
89 Brandon Clegg 0 Y 2018 Mommy knew he was heading to school with a gun and tried to save his life by calling 911. Unfortunately for her, Brandon became an hero after a brief shootout with the police.
90 Keith Simons 0 Y 2018 13-year-old would-be Columbine copycat who realized school shootings weren't as awesome as he thought and shot himself in a bathroom.
91 Nicole Cevario 0 N 2019 19-year-old columbiner planned a school shooting but got caught after her daddy read her diary and called the cops.
92 Brian Isaack Clyde 0 N (Shot by cops) 2019 2019's biggest failure yet! Some nobody who tried to tackle Nightmare Mode at a courthouse in Texas for some reason. He shot out a window before pussying out, then got capped by a security guard. Nobody really cared.
93 Sol Pais 0 Y 2019 Traveled to Colorado all the way from Florida to shoot up Columbine High School. Only managed to send threats and hype everyone up before she pussied out and shot herself in the woods. At least she got a 4 star wanted level.
94 Charles Landeros 0 N (Shot by cops) 2019 Tried to go to his son's middle school over a custody battle before cops stopped him. Outside the school, Landeros fired 2 shots at a cop before being pwn'd.
95 Christopher Paul Hasson 0 N 2019 Avid reader of Breivik's writings who planned to massacre high-profile leftist politicians and other libtards in general. Apprehended before any attack was committed and sentenced to over 13 years in prison.
96 Angel Granados-Diaz 0 N 2019 Autistic spic who got his ass beat by his gym teacher over his cool new NERF Super Soaker.
97 Willem Van Spronsen 0 N (Shot by cops) 2019 Anarchist boomer liberal tranny Antifa member who decided to shoot up an ICE "concentration camp" in Tacoma. Didn't even manage to achieve a single kill and was essentially dead on arrival.
98 Unknown 0 N 2019 Some crazy serbian with a rifle shot some bullets to the roof and take some kids as hostages. He said some schizo random words about his family before being taken down by a gym teacher.
99 Jim Holmgren 0 N 2021 25-year-old Breivik fan and member of the Nordic Resistance Movement was caught with bomb making materials, 3D printed weapon parts and a half written manifesto. Sentenced to 3 and a half years in prison.
100 Anonymous 0 N 2021 Shot some windows in a university and random doors before getting V&
101 Reed Wischhusen 0 N 2022 30-year-old columbiner built his own weapons, wrote a manifesto and planned to shoot up his former school. When police arrived to search his apartment, Reed pulled a gun from his coat and was shot three times by cops. He was later sentenced to life in prison.
102 Ahmad & Anas K. 0 N 2023 Two Syrian brothers living in Germany made bombs with plans to blow themselves up in a Swedish church to take revenge for a Quran-burning, but were v& before anything could be done because they bought all their bomb-making ingredients over eBay.
103 Unknown 0 N 2023 15-year-old boy tried to shoot up a religious school with his daddys guns but the school locks and the boy got arrested.
104 Seann Pietila 0 N 2023 19-year-old retard got baited by feds into posting threats to shoot up a synagogue in Michigan and was v&.
105 Sahal J. 0 N 2023 Quarrel between gangsters resulting in an epic nigga moment as everyone drew guns and 23-year-old Sahal began firing randomly, before running away.
106 Unknown 0 N 2023 The predecessor gangster of the dutch disco shooter tried to commit a massacre in the nearest shopping center in Marbella with a UZI. The shooter escaped.
107 Nathan Cruz 0 N 2023 17-year-old cousin of Salvador Ramos threatened to shoot up a school and got v&.
108 Anonymous man 0 N 2023 A moroccan ploted a terrorist church attack. Got V& for idiot.
109 Mikhail Olson 0 N 2023 Rococks dev known as Simbuilder that got RDC 2023 cancelled for showing up uninvited with a gun in his car, Possibly trying to become the Roblox Couch Cuck. Got v& almost immediately for being retarded then was permabanned from his only source of income.
110 Michael Pengchung Lee 0 N 2023 Chink incel Elliot Rodger wannabe plotted a shooting on the University of Arizona, and tried to kill "Chads and Stacys". Failed and the pigs catched him.
111 Diego Barajas Medina 0 Y 2023 20-year-old spic who planned a mass shooting at an amusement park in Colorado but changed his plan and an hero'd in a women's bathroom. His last message was "I'm not a killer, I just wanted to get in the cave".
112 Anonymous Turkroach 0 N 2023 A stressed man who wanted to take custody of his daughter away from him ends up taking her hostage at an airport before being V& for being a massive retard.
113 Elizabeth West 0 N 2024 56-year-old tranny nazi wanted to kill niggers, jews and transphobes, caught with an arsenal of guns and ammo.
114 Bezhani Sarvar 0 N 2024 28-year-old islamist from Afghanistan shot up Edmonton city hall, hitting absolutely nobody before giving up and being arrested.
115 S.T. 0 N 2024 17 year old kid who made a bomb plot in his school. Failed and the pigs catched his plans.
116 Evita Kolmonen 0 N 2024 23-year-old columbiner wanted to shoot up a school because of climate change or something, but couldn't help herself and started yapping about her plans on the internet, leading to her getting caught.
117 You 0 N (sadly) The current year Soon... hopefully. Don't disappoint us...