Milo Yiannopoulos

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Despite not being ginger, he still has no soul.

Hailing from the United Kingdom, Milo Yiannopoulos is a writer for the conservative tabloid "Breitbart". Yiannopoulos is tranny hating faggot with a receding hairline who, considering his Greek last name and his right-wing leanings, is probably a closet supporter of Golden Dawn.

Milo Yiannopoulos had recently risen to prominence thanks to his boundless preening, self-aggrandizement and shameless self promotion via latching-on to GamerGate in a sad but obvious attempt to gain money, readers and try to convert the videogame-loving, left-wing pussies of the internet to his conservatard cult.

About

A.k.a Nero a.k.a Milo Wagner is a greasy, olive-picking, tranny hating, corrupt, right-wing cocksucker who recently turned 30 but who's hairline seems to be pushing 55. Before trying to profit off GamerGate he was busy preventing fair competition when his company Wrong Agency Ltd. prevented another company at winning a shitty award.

He also created something called The Kernel, which ironically doesn't contain one kernel of truth. Now the Kernel is going bye-byes because it can't pay its employees or its bills. He has also written shite for Telegraph and Breitbart.

He is not a gamer and used to call out gamers for the nerds that they are. Sadly, now that he's part of GamerGate, he has retracted those statements and moved into his basement to play DnD and get ~~fat~~ fatter. The only thing he ever did right in his career was linking to ED. Maybe he can read a few more of our articles and learn what real journalism is.

For fun tweet him and ask if he wants any "updog".

	“	Outside of very narrow topics Milo is pretty fucking stupid.	„
	—Someone telling it like it is

Writing

Yiannopoulos is best known for his long-winded prose, filled with big words he likes to use but not understand. His columns on Breitbart have ranged in subject matter from why women have no place in comic books and claims transgenderism is a psychiatric disorder to unsourced claims about GamerGate opponents, most of which border on the legally actionable and include, but are not limited to, obvious slander and baseless accusations that both Zoe Quinn and Anita Sarkeesian are stealing donation money and lying about filing police reports, both of which turned out not to be true. Of course, to the basement-dwelling trolls of GamerGate, his writing is "top kek" and full of "lulz" despite it being a bunch of bullshit about topics he knows nothing about in an attempt to win them over and get them to buy his book.

Milo hates trannies

	“	Being transsexual is a bit like being gluten intolerant: for every real one, there are fifteen or twenty just trying it on for attention.	„

Bigot alert.

Milo has a deep-seeded and ongoing hate for trannies, believing them to be a sickness that would be better served with an extended stay in the shock-treatment room of the loony bin, rather than surgery. In his most telling article (which he posted on his personal blog because not even a turd like Britebart would publish something this stupid) he says such things as:

“	[Transgenderism] is the only mental illness classified as such by the medical establishment that we indulge with surgery instead of treating with therapy	„

“	Post-op transsexuals are no longer man, nor yet female; able neither to ejaculate nor be inseminated.	„

“	The answer should be obvious: we’re abusing people who need our help, by indulging their psychoses in place of administering treatment.	„

Clearly ignorant to the suffering and persecution of *trans people suffer every day, which he helps to felicitate.

It is these beliefs that have lead him to write multiple articles mocking trannies, as well as otherkin and transniggers, and wage an ongoing war with Brianna Wu during which he outed her and said:

“	We are using “she” and “her” as a polite courtesy in this report.	„

Milo seems to think that being a homosexual deviant somehow makes him better than the dick-girl and less at odds with god and nature. Obviously, he is wrong.

"I Dropped Out of Manchester and Cambridge but it's Honestly Fine"

In true white male fashion, Yiannopoulos boasts about how his privilege helped him get where he is today. He dropped out of two universities, yet the world still opened up for him. Instead of acknowledging how his success was likely due to his status as a white male and how a PoC in the same position would be ridiculed and stereotyped, Yiannopoulos felt the need to brag. "If you’re as talented, intelligent and handsome as I am, you don’t need a degree to succeed," he begins, setting the tone of this orgy of the self. "The dirty secret of professional and personal success is it has a lot more to do with your God-given assets than it does how hard you studied at uni or where you went." By that he means he benefited from institutional racism and patriarchy.

Like most men, Yiannopoulos can't keep his rape instrument in his pants. Not that anyone wants to see, because boys are gross. "When I do manage to drag myself out of bed after hung over fumbles with the housekeeper’s husband it’s to a well-paid column for a mischievous American news website and regular appearances on Newsnight and Sky News." Congratulations, you've gotten a bunch of stuff handed to you for being born a certain way.

He also brags about his self-proclaimed attractiveness, something only insecure people do. Who cares about society's standards of beauty anyway? All people are beautiful. Except Milo.

Just in #GamerGate to write and sell a book

As previously stated Nero has had no interest in the gaming culture until he realized he could make a quick buck by appealing to the lowest denominator, the manchildren gamers. And as GamerGate started to fade out, the gaylord had to think of new methods to make money, so he can afford Regaine and better toupées. The book will just contain whatever Milo wrote on Breitbart.com and now you can have the privilege of paying for the exact same content. Remember it is all about ethics in book selling.
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Other

A purge of misogynists and racists? Finally!

Yiannopoulos' blog has numerous entries attacking prominent Muslim leaders, painting them as anti-Western. The racism there is reminiscent of what you'd find on Pamela Geller's Atlas Shrugs or Your Daily Muslim. His Twitter, named after a Roman emperor the likes of which he will never compare to, is full of problematic content that even 100 trigger warnings couldn't entirely summarize. I'll share some of these here, but be warned, many of these sentiments come from the foulest depths of GamerGate and other MRA landfills.

Failed Business

Yiannopoulos founded and later sold a site called The Kernel, better known as The KKKernel. The site's first run was the opposite of glorious. "Suspending publication at The Kernel in March this year was a painful and humiliating process. I’d been too arrogant about my ability to run a business and allowed a combination of starry optimism and financial incompetence to bring the company to its knees," he wrote. A white man? Arrogant? No way...

Of course, he somehow had the capital to revive the failed venture and sold it for a hefty sum.

Yiannopoulos' Predicted Reaction to This Article

It's expected Yiannopoulos will react to this article with a look of disdain because it's (intentionally) painfully unfunny. He'll probably also self-dox and upload his own n00dz to this site before claiming he's a victim of online harassment, despite the inherent hypocrisy in him doing so. With a need for attention as extreme as his, who knows how low he will sink?