User:Equivamp/TeaAndZebraStripes

TeaAndZebraStripes, also known as Tea, Taz, or Chum is a furfag (though of course she denies being a furry) above all the rest--at least in her eyes and in the eyes of her mindless fantards. What makes her so special is that she not only uses her DeviantART account and her fursona--which is a shark--to flaunt her furry art and make a buck commissioning porn, but also to support fat people.

She has an apparent fear of fit people, claiming that rolls of lard stacked on top of each other like pancakes is "beautiful" because it's "curves" like a real woman should have.

She uses her DevianTART Journal to BAWWWWW everytime someone points out that slim women have curves and fat women have rolls and to get pity points by complaining that her fat ass was teased back in highschool. No one is allowed to be mean to her because she's the nicest person on the planet, and if you say one mean thing, an army of her friends will rain righteous fury down upon you.

Proof that she needs to be shot

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  Nope, she's totally not a furry
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  Fucking disgusting.
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  KILL IT WITH FIRE

Refs

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To do:

• Find more pictures
• Find links to old drama
• Make sure Tea--and Tea's fans--know about this article Done, though I doubt she's told anyone
• Wikify
• Link to her detractors
• Add lulz
• Hope she starts more drama
• Move to its own page
• ???
• Profit