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Truthism.com
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Warning! Truthism.com still uses quotes from the Matrix to convince you they are not insane. Upon arriving at this website, you most likely have the strong, instinctual urge to automatically defend your current belief system and to reject all of this information. This is a sign that you are not bugfuck insane. |
—Truthism.com is your #1 source for the Truth: Fuck you, I'm a dragon! |
Truthism.com is a shitty cult website that tells about how reptilian aliens are in fact responsible for all of the shit that's wrong with the world. According to Truthists, all of humanity is being controlled by aliens that force us all to think and act alike. Also, the sun is a cube and Inner Earth exists. Can't you get that through your thick, stupid skull?
The Universe
The universe is a flat, pentagonal-shape that simply resides within the Universal Dodecahedron; which consists of 12 flat, pentagonal-shaped universes. The Universal Dodecahedron was created by Darkness (also known as "Satan") and is called "The False Realm", as opposed to the "True Realm" that Darkness lives in. Darkness is holding everyone and everything captive inside of this "False Realm" he created. Truthists also believe that the sun is a cube, but it's spinning at such a high velocity that it looks like a sphere. This is true, stare at the sun for 10 minutes straight without blinking and you will see. Truthism.com claims that the reason Darkness made the sun a cube is because cubes create strife, confusion and confrontation. But to make it easier on everyone they made it spin so fast that it looks like a sphere and so fucking hot that nobody will ever know the difference.
—Yeah and my shit is really gold that smells and tastes like shit, does that mean you will wear it on your fingers? |
It is possible that the right angles at the corners of your screen are the reason why truthism.com looks so incredibly fucking ugly. Or it could be that it screams 1990 Geocities personal page with the black backround with light text, the only thing missing is a top 40 song in MIDI and the pictures of stars in the backround. If truthism.com is causing you confusion, however, that is because you have been brain-washed by hyper-dimensional satanic lizard men.
The Earth
Truthists believe that Inner Earth exists, and can be accessed by traveling to the North and South poles. However, one can not simply walk to the poles because anyone en route to the polar openings is stopped by Outer Earth guardsmen. In fact, all planets are hollow and have an inner sun. Down in Inner Earth, there is a civilization even more advanced than humanity. Some of the people of Inner Earth know about the Outer Earth civilization, and some do not.
People
Truthism.com believes that all humans were invented via genetic experiments by Reptilian Aliens. All people are being held captive by the Reptilians and by Darkness. We are all slaves to the Reptilians and we are always under their control, especially organic portals. Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
—Truthism.com, Explaining that women are the reason that the world sucks |
—Truthism.com, Calling you an organic portal |
— Truthism.com, Neatly summarising the root of all mankind's woes |
The Reptilians
The Reptilians are responsible for creating people, and are therefore in control of all our thoughts. Reptilians are able to rewrite history and invent new forms of science and religion. Just like when people have kids they can control what they think. All of our current world leaders are actually Reptilians that are able to shapeshift into human form. Reptilians control our cultural symbols and science too.
—Truthism.com, Being a perv |
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It all makes sense now.
Proof
—Thomas Cox, some smug dicksponge you've never heard of, proving that you are educated stupid |
Yes that's right, science can't explain coincidences and a load of random bullshit made up when people were high. The computer being used to host the site, is an incredibly complex piece of high technology, which appears to function because of science, actually works via quantum self-replicating machine elves which, when stimulated by the keyboard, break my words down into thought packets and transfer them to you via hypertelepathy.
FREE.YOUR.MIND.
According to Truthism.com the truth is by no means politically correct or socially acceptable. So according to themselves Truthism.com MUST be ran by a bunch of America hating black person Jews.
Other Quotes
—Truthism.com, Jesus was a tool in the Reptilians' perverted plan. |
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Gallery of TRUTH
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The Reptilians also like to leave their mark on Fast Food restaurants
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Jesus according to Truthism.com
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The U.S. dollar bill is a conspiracy! (TO MAKE MOAR MONIEZ)
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Truthism.com demonstrates his mad Photoshop skills
See Also
External Links
- YouTube Channel
- Watch aliens on LiveVideo!
- False Beliefs
- The Reptoid Research Center
- Truthism: only the best site evar!
- Truthism believers like cheese a lot for some reason
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