Joe Kennedy

Joseph Patrick Kennedy III (a.k.a. Joe Kennedy, Sloppy Joe, Slobberin' Will Robinson, The Chappaquiddick Sucker, Little Limp Dick and 🤤) is a Democunt politician and professional Conan O'Brien impersonator who served as the the United States representative for Massachusetts' 4th district between 2013 and 2021 after succeeding gay Jew Barney Frank. He is currently Joe Biden's ambassador to Mickeystan. Joe, being the grandson of Robert F. Kennedy, is also a member of the Kursed Kennedy Klan of overrated politicians who, fortunately, all seem to have the unusual habit of dying horribly while in office.

Little Limp Chappaquiddick

Following President Donald J. Trump's highly-praised 2018 State of the Union address, Joe was selected to give the Democrats' official response to the president's speech. As should be expected of the Democrats by this point, the official response to Trump's call for American unity included accusing America's democratically elected president of being a Russian plant, accusing all white people and republicans of being racist, sexist bigots and, of course, ended with Joe speaking Mexican and pandering to illegal immigrants and "DREAMers" in a desperate attempt to win over more of what the Democrats affectionately refer to as "taco bowl voters" in time for the 2018 midterm elections.

While Joe's horrible and shitty speech was the biggest wreck since JFK Jr. proved himself to be a worse pilot than the Flight 93 hijackers, absolutely noone was actually paying attention to the bullshit that Joe was blabbering about since they were all too focused on the fact that he had jizz dripping out the sides of his mouth for the entirety of his 13 minute speech. It has been speculated that Joe was most likely hanging out with Bill Clinton and/or Bill Cosby prior to giving his speech, which would explain his cum-drenched face.

The Not-So-Dead Kennedy

Yeah, we thought he was Conan O'Brien too.

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DEMOCRATS ARE AGAINST 75% OF AMERICA

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The Democrats' response to Trump's 2018 State of the Union address.

Democrats love white oligarchy and sucking dick.

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Little Limp Chappaquiddick

	“	My comments on my personal Instagram about Kennedy’s response were inappropriate and I take full responsibility for that. I got too upset. I sincerely apologize.	„
	—Tomi Lahren, being forced to apologize for telling the truth (archive)

Nicknames

• Joseph JizzStar
• JFK ReLOADed
• Joeblob
• Sloppy Joe
• Bukkake Joe
• B.J.
• The Not-Dead Kennedy
• The Chappaquiddick Sucker
• DJ Jizzy Joe
• Jizzface Joe
• Jism Joe
• B.J. Joe
• Joe the Blow
• Kumshot Kennedy
• Kummy Kennedy
• Kreampie Kennedy
• Droolin' Joe
• Slobberin' Will Robinson
• Little Limp Dick
• Little Limp Chappaquiddick
• Cummin' O'Brien
• 🤤

See Also

• Ginger
• Blowjob
• Conan O'Brien
• Bruce Jenner
• Justin Trudeau
• Monica Lewinsky
• John F. Kennedy
• Robert F. Kennedy
• Ted Kennedy
• JFK Reloaded

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