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High Score/Fire Emblem
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RANK | PLAYER(S) | KILLED | INJURED | YEAR | STATUS | PLAYING STYLE | |
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1 | Kim Dae-han | 192 | 151 | 2003 | Dead | Set fire to a stopped subway train, which then spread to another nearby train. Police couldn't find him for 10 hours. | |
2 | Robert Dale Segee | 167-169 | 412–682 | 1944 | Dead | 14-year-old boy confessed to burning down a circus because he had a nightmare where an injun told him to set fires. | |
3 | Francisco Mondaca Mella, Franco Pinto Orellana, Elías Salazar Inostroza | 137 | 1100+ | 2024 | V& | Trio of firefighters and social workers wanted to get paid for extra hours, so they set off a bunch of wildfires in Valparaíso. | |
4 | Héctor Escudero, Armando Jiménez, José Rivera | 96+ | 140 | 1986 | Incarcerated | Angry hotel workers burned down the hotel after a labour dispute with the staff. | |
5 | Julio González | 87 | 6 | 1990 | Dead | Got so mad at his girlfriend that he burnt down the club she worked at. The peaceful refugee didn't even manage to kill her, but he at least removed almost 90 spics from the gene pool. | |
6 | 29-year-old man | 77 | 88 | 2023 | V& | Beat and burned a guy to death in an apartment at the order of his drug dealer. Instead, the whole building burned down. | |
7 | Felix Ngumbao, Davis Opiyo | 67 | ? | 2001 | Incarcerated | Two angsty niggerfags that were pissed about the new management of their school. They set fire to their dormitory and tried to escape justice by lying like little bitches, lol. | |
8 | Shoresh Kaveh, Housein Arsani, Mohammad Mohammadamini, Meysam Mohammadyeh | 63 | 213 | 1998 | Released | A group of four angry muslim teens set fire to a club after being denied free entry, and ended up killing mostly immigrants. Due to their young age, they all got less than 8 years in prison and were released. | |
9 | Dong Yangling | 61 | 15 | 1993 | Executed | Female factory worker who burned her workplace down after being fired for stealing from their facility. | |
10 | Nassra Yussef al-Enzi | 57 | 90 | 2009 | Incarcerated | Mudslime woman that was jealous of her ex getting married again. Poured petrol on a tent where friends and family were partying, trapping them inside and sealing their fate. | |
11 | Chen Shuizong | 46 | 34 | 2013 | An hero | Suicidal IRL oldfag who set fire to a bus, causing it to explode. Died in the flames. | |
12 | Andrew Zimmer | 42 | 22 | 1977 | Released | Teenager set fire to the county jail. | |
13 | Elnora Epperly | 41 | 24 | 1950 | Dead | Mental patient lit fire to her curtains and burned the ward to the ground. | |
14 | Unknown | 41 | ? | 1583 | Executed | An anonymous man murdered his father with an axe before setting fire to his home, which later spread throughout the town and destroyed 23 houses, killing 40 people, he was arrested and then burned on a pyre. | |
15 | Louis Chiasson | 40 | 2 | 1969 | Dead | Quebec man who was totally one of the only survivors of a tragic fire at a retirement home. Kept coming back to the scene of the crime and was convicted almost a month later. | |
16 | Jessie Javier Carlos | 38 | 70 | 2017 | An hero | He set casino tables on fire, stole chips, and spammed bullets at objects before becoming an hero. | |
17 | John Thompson | 37 | 23 | 1980 | Dead | Poured petrol into the letterbox of a bar, dropped some paper inside, and watched the fireworks. Died in prison on the 28th anniversary of the attack. | |
18 | Shinji Aoba | 36 | 33 | 2019 | Sentenced to death | Butthurt otaku who sperged out after the KyoAni anime studio killed off his favorite waifu. Shouted "Die!" before lighting up the office with petrol. | |
19 | Erik Solbakke Hansen | 35 | 17 | 1973 | Institutionalized | Set fire to a hotel in Copenhagen, got away with it, and wasn't caught until 14 years later when he fucked up and tried to relive the glory days by lighting up a neighborhood. | |
20 | Team Black September | 34 | 21 | 1973 | Released | Attacked an airport in Rome, and firebombed a plane about to take off. Hijacked another flight and went to Kuwait, where they were captured and later released to Palestine. | |
21 | Kadir Çal | 34 | 7 | 1991 | An hero | Killed a group of Greek tourists by torching their bus. Died in the flames. | |
22 | Zhang Yunliang | 27 | 73 | 2009 | An hero | Lone wolf attack on a bus. Told his kids he wanted to "die differently." | |
23 | Bruce George Peter Lee | 26 | 30 | 1973-79 | Incarcerated | Took a novel approach to serial killing by using fire instead of weapons or his bare hands. Up until his arrest, all of the blazes were believed by investigators to have been either natural or accidental. | |
24 | Mahammad Mammadov | 26 | 4 | 2018 | Incarcerated | Junkie who attempted to an hero via self-immolation. Having a bout of Troll's Remorse, he decided to change his mind, tossing the burning blanket in the fireplace, which led to the burning down of the methadone clinic he was being treated at. | |
25 | Morio Tanimoto | 26 | 1 | 2021 | An hero | Shinji Aoba wannabe spilled petrol all over the floor of a psychiatric clinic and ignited it. Died in the hospital a few weeks later. | |
26 | Eva Kováčová | 26 | ? | 1984 | An hero | 16-year-old girl sat fire to an institution. Killed herself in 2014 under the name René Lízna and calling herself a man. | |
27 | Su Ming-cheng | 25 | 0 | 2016 | An hero | Another bus arsonist, this time in Taiwan, surprisingly leaving no injuries! | |
28 | Peter J. Leonard | 24 | 32 | 1974 | Released | Burned down a nightclub to cover up a robbery in an adjacent building. | |
29 | Humberto Diaz de la Torre | 24 | 32 | 1981 | Incarcerated | Angsty teen that tried to kill his uncle by setting fire to his apartment, but ended up burning down the entire building. Also killed an unborn child, so it could be 25 depending on your outlook. | |
30 | Szilveszter Matuska | 22 | 120+ | 1930-31 | Dead? | Dapper engineer that literally got off on burning bridges and causing train derailments. Was captured and sentenced to death, but escaped from prison and was never seen again. | |
31 | Pedro Arredondo | 22 | 6 | 1978 | Incarcerated | Got so shitfaced drunk that he decided to set fire to a nightclub. | |
32 | Unknown | 21 | 27 | 2024 | ? | Another arson school attack in africa and another escaped. | |
33 | 15-year-old girl | 20 | 29 | 2023 | Incarcerated | Set fire to her school dorm because she was pissed that her phone got taken away. | |
34 | Ma Yongping | 17 | 32 | 2016 | Incarcerated | Another Chinese bus arsonist, but this time he actually escaped only to be captured hours later. | |
35 | Damião Soares dos Santos | 13 | 37 | 2017 | An hero | Old pedo torched a daycare and himself in the process. | |
36 | José Luis Limón Espinoza | 13 | 4 | 2023 | V& | 28-year-old man threw a molotov into a bar after he was refused entry. | |
37 | Bai Ningyang | 12 | 5 | 2006 | Executed | Attacked a kindergarten with gasoline after being rejected by someone who worked there. | |
38 | David Lauwers | 11 | 13 | 1994 | Dead | Deaf hobo set fire to a cinema after an argument with staff. | |
39 | Walter Seifert | 10 | 22 | 1964 | An Hero | Attacked a school in an epic fashion using a homemade flamethrower and melee weapons. Poisoned himself with rat poison and died in hospital. | |
40 | Unknown | 10 | 20 | 2018 | Escaped after the attack | Unknown burned down a whole school killing 10 students and escaped without a trace. | |
41 | Todd Hall | 9 | 11 | 1996 | Dead | Literal retard who was peer pressured by his friends into igniting a box of fireworks in a fireworks store, killing 6 adults and 2 children. Died in prison in 2015. | |
42 | Philip Bruce Cline | 8 | 350 | 1981 | Incarcerated | Junkie busboy high on weed, cocaine, and angel dust played with fire near a curtain and set a hotel ablaze in Las Vegas. | |
43 | Cristian Leonardo Méndez | 8 | 0 | 2014 | An hero | 30-year-old man set fire to a home in Merlo, the blaze killed a couple and their six children, among the dead, was his ex-wife, he committed suicide while in the nuthouse. | |
44 | Unknown | 7 | 33 | 2024 | ? | Set fire to a family in Le France before escaping. | |
45 | Bald Anon | 6 | 15 | 2008 | ? | Unknown bald man set fire to a student dorm killing six people. He was seen celebrating and talking to medics outside the building while firemen attempted to extinguish the flames, but escaped unidentified. | |
46 | Samson Øvrevåg | 6 | 0 | 1683 | Executed | Lost his farm to another family because he couldn't pay his rent and returned to take his revenge, murdering a servant girl with an axe and burning the children alive before robbing the house of any valuables. | |
47 | Tenho Olavi Rusanen | 6 | 0 | 1981 | Released | Set fire to an apartment, sentenced to 3 years in prison. | |
48 | Arthur McElhill | 6 | 0 | 2007 | An hero | Abusive registered sex offender father who set his home ablaze along with all of his family members, including a baby, after his wife was planning on leaving him with the children. When given a rescue ladder to escape from the house, he just grinned and went into the flames. | |
49 | Felix Köhnen, Christian Reher, Christian Buchholz, Markus Gartmann | 5 | 14 | 1993 | Incarcerated1 | Four Neo-Nazis that burned down a large Turkish family's house. | |
50 | Raymond Lee Oyler | 5 | 12 | 2006 | Incarcerated | Serial arsonist who managed to frag 5 firefighters with one of his wildfires. | |
51 | Kyle Alwood | 5 | 1 | 2019 | V& | 9-year-old burned down his family mobile home. | |
52 | Zak Bolland, David Worrall, Courtney Brierley | 5 | 0 | 2017 | Incarcerated | Gang of chavs who petrol bombed a house of some wanker they had an argument with. Managed to kill all his siblings & mother. | |
53 | Josef Saller | 4 | 6 | 1988 | Released | Neo-nazi burned down a house full of turks. Released in 2001. | |
54 | Alfon Antonsen | 4 | 4 | 1980 | An hero | 54-year-old sheep farmer set fire to his neighbor's house in the middle of the night and fired at survivors with a shotgun before blowing his brains out behind a barn. Known as a strange guy, Alfon would often accuse people of stealing his sheep or being part of "the Black Guerrilla", or threaten to kill everybody in the area. | |
55 | Sari Maaria Leinonen | 4 | 3 | 2001 | Released | Burned down a house to avenge her son, who died a month earlier while drinking bad moonshine at a party there. Sentenced to 12 years in prison. | |
56 | Louis I of Orléans | 4 | 0 | 1393 | Dead | The king ordered several dancers to perform in a strange game; wearing robes covered in flammable resin, the audience were going to attempt to identify who was who while the performers danced. The brother of the king, Louis used cheat codes and lit fire to the dancers in order to win, resulting in the deaths of 4 performers. | |
57 | John Leonard Orr | 4 | 0 | 1984-91 | Incarcerated | An arson investigator who would set small fires on the outskirts of LA, distracting firefighters from the bigger ones that he would then start in stores. After his arrest, he wrote a novel about a fireman who moonlights as an arsonist, and whose name is an anagram of "I set L.A. arson." | |
58 | Michael Peters, Lars Christiansen | 3 | 9 | 1992 | Incarcerated | Neo-nazis who fire bombed the houses of two turkish families. Snuffed out two lolis and one of their grandmother. | |
59 | Karim Abbas, Zakhariya Hassan | 3 | 5 | 2010 | Released | Set fire to a pizzeria owned by brothers Araz and Aram Bibani in an insurance scam plot. All four were sentenced to between 9 and 11 years in prison. | |
60 | Jari Tanskanen | 3 | 1 | 2001 | Incarcerated | Set fire to a house and killed some of his friends. Escaped from prison in 2008. | |
61 | Justo Fernando Barrientos | 3 | 1 | 2024 | V& | Oldfag screamed at some random lesbians before throwing a molotov at them. | |
62 | Anonymous man | 3 | 0 | 2022 | An hero | Burned down his friends and himself. | |
63 | Darren Patrick Clover | 3 | 0 | 2017 | Incarcerated | Hobo who torched his ex-girlfriend, her daughter and new lover. Those retards chained themselves inside thinking that they would be safer. | |
64 | Lefter Canaj | 3 | 0 | 2016 | An hero | Dyalisis patient set the ward alight after an argument. This was captured by CCTV. | |
65 | Paul Kenneth Keller | 3 | 0 | 1992-93 | Incarcerated | Drove around in a company car looking for places to burn, and was eventually caught after a fire that he had set at a retirement home incinerated three of the residents. | |
66 | Juhani Helmeri Koivuniemi | 2 | 2 | 2010 | Incarcerated | A man in Kauhajoki set fire to a house. One of the dead was a fireman who rescued the two injured. | |
67 | Mikael Turunen | 2 | 1 | 2002 | Released | Robbed a house while a party was going on, waited until they all passed out and set fire to the house. Sentenced to 12 years in prison. | |
68 | Jonas Olsson | 2 | 1 | 2013 | Incarcerated | 39-year-old locked his kids in a cabin and set it on fire. He was sentenced to life in prison. | |
69 | Ronja Johanna Emilia Heino | 2 | 0 | 2004 | Incarcerated | 23-year-old mother set fire to her apartment killing her young sons. She was sentenced to life in prison. | |
70 | Sini Åkerberg | 2 | 0 | 2005 | An hero | Drugged her kids and burned down the house while her eldest son Harri was at school. | |
71 | Nina Elizabeth de Lange Davies | 2 | 0 | 2007 | An hero | Mother drugged her daughters and set the house on fire to avoid losing custody. | |
72 | Janne Tapani Tihinen | 2 | 0 | 2011 | Incarcerated | Burned down his house with gasoline and gas tanks to spite his wife and tried to slit his own throat. | |
73 | Satu Ingalsuo | 2 | 0 | 2017 | Institutionalized | Woman set fire to her grandmother's house. Previously, Satu changed her name to all sorts of things and complained about her problems on Facebook and YouTube. | |
74 | Haruo Hayashizaki | 1 | 26 | 2015 | An hero | Oldfag who wanted to go out in a blaze of glory...literally. Decided the best way to do this was to set himself alight on a bullet train. Managed to get one frag because of this. | |
75 | Lasse Göran Laakso | 1 | 2 | 2001 | Released | Set fire to his house, killing his wife and injuring his kids. | |
76 | Esa Aarnilamme | 1 | 1 | 2003 | Incarcerated | 41-year-old alcoholic set fire to his friends house for some reason. Sentenced to life in prison. | |
77 | John David Jones | 1 | 1 | 2017 | Incarcerated | American immigrant set fire to his house, killing his wife and almost killing his son. | |
78 | Raimo Juhani Nyman | 1 | 0 | 2001 | Incarcerated | 49-year-old captured a believed thief, chained him up in a basement for 12 days before pouring gasoline on him and burning him alive. | |
79 | Jari Petteri Räsänen | 1 | 0 | 2007 | Incarcerated | Poured gasoline on a woman and set her on fire after arguing about alcohol. | |
80 | Mika-Matti Mäkelä | 1 | 0 | 2007 | Released | Set fire to an abandoned car for the lulz, unknowingly killing a hobo that was sleeping in the back seat. Sentenced to 10 years in prison. | |
81 | Teuvo Päiviö Saarinen | 1 | 0 | 2008 | Released | Delusional man set fire to his disabled wife's bed. | |
82 | Henna-Mari Sofia Viitanen | 1 | 0 | 2011 | Released | 27-year-old drug addict set fire to a man sleeping at a bus stop along with her two friends. Sentenced to 9 years in prison. | |
83 | Hilkka Annikki Alanko | 1 | 0 | 2018 | Incarcerated | 53-year-old alcoholic set fire to her house, killing her husband. | |
84 | Lauri Juhani Taavitsainen | 1 | 0 | 2020 | Incarcerated | 37-year-old sick fuck burned his aunt alive and forced his uncle to watch. | |
85 | Ritva Maria Leppänen | 1 | 0 | 2020 | Incarcerated | 62-year-old woman poured flammable liquids on her 68-year-old boyfriend and lit him on fire because he didn't take her dog's disappearance seriously. She had tried to burn him up in 2011 and 2013 as well. | |
86 | Salo Jussi | 1 | 0 | 2021 | Institutionalized | Insane man set fire to a house. | |
87 | Anonymous girl | 0 | 17 | 2007 | V& | Yet another fucking suomi. Burned up a nuthouse before she got V& | |
88 | Garnet Bell | 0 | 6 | 1994 | Dead | 46-year-old unemployed irishman who just like Walter Seifert, created a homemade flamethrower to kill some random students with it, sadly he failed at killing anyone and only injured 6 people, he was then arrested and sentenced to six life sentences but died from cancer in 1997. | |
89 | Anonymous man | 0 | 6 | 2020 | Incarcerated | Tried to kill his family, burning down his house. | |
90 | Paul Streeton | 0 | 1 | 1996 | Incarcerated | Burned up an aboriginal ausfailian, beacause his skin color was ugly. | |
91 | Musab Mohammaed Masmari | 0 | 0 | 2013 | Incarcerated | Mudslime who wanted to purge the earth of fags with the holy hellfire of Allah. The bartender managed to put out within seconds however. Nice going, towel head. | |
92 | John Earnest | 0 | 0 | 2019 | Incarcerated | Torched a mosque and left graffiti saying "For Brenton Tarrant -t. /pol/", but failed to kill or injure any mudslimes. A month later, he went for the High Score again, this time on FPS Single Player at a synagogue. | |
93 | Aaron Bushnell | 0 | 0 | 2024 | An hero | Immolated himself and shouted "Free Palestine!" repeatedly. By the time the pigs arrived at the scene, it was already too late. |