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HOLY SHIT TRANNY WACO WHEN??

The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch is an alpaca ranch ran by trannies located in Westcliffe, Colorado in an attempt to create an IRL safe space away from dirty cis scum heterosexuals. It is essentially a concentration camp for alpacas that was opened in 2018

The Ranchers

The Current Cast
Penelope (Phillip Matthew Logue)	The founder of the ranch and the leader of the troon goons who goes by Penny. Was abused by his parents was ass-raped as a child (no surprise). Now copes by larping with other non-passing trannies at his ranch. Used to be in the Army and fathered two children, one of whom he tried to troon out at the tender age of 4. He owns two trans subs.
Bonnie (Paul Alexander Mendoza)	Bonnie is a spic from Peru. Like Penny , he also trooned out as a coping mechanism from childhood trauma as he was molested by his father as a kiddy. Bonnie is a huge misogynist despite being a trans-woman. He describes real women as "catty and too worried about aesthetics" which is Spanish for "not willing to indulge in the delusions of an ugly looking man dressed as a woman". Bonnie was married to a guy named Sky until he left him for a batshit insane female to male troon named Kindness. Loves to bitch about the government despite receiving disability buxx from it.
Kathryn (Kevin Gibes)	The stereotypical obnoxious tranny and most notable of the ranchers. He is Penny's BDSM slave that never does any physical work despite living on a ranch. Kevin generally spends his days rambling on Twitter about his neo-vagina and grifting for toy money. Kevin is also a furry because of course he is.
Salina	40 year old who abandoned his wife and kids to neglect alpacas and have degenerate BDSM sex on a safespace ranch with other disgusting looking trans womyn.
Jen (Michael)	A stunning and brave Coprophiliac trans woman. His shit eating adventures were outted on SomethingAwful
Jarrod yyy idk ill figure it out

Previous Members
Kindness (Alyssa Jo Frauens)	An absolute basketcase who collects rats. She was kicked off the ranch after being there for a week for having a massive meltdown when someone questioned her self-diagnosed multiple personality disorder.
October Evans	So annoying, the other ranchers were told to "shoot on site" if spotted near the property.

External Links

• Their Etsy. Go ahead, buy some low quality alpaca yarn

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