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BEWARE OF BUTTHURT REVISIONISM.

Formspring.me is a hilarious site where you can build your own "truth box" or comment box to let people anonymously ask you questions. It is a great source in which to troll fucking everyone. It is infested by attention seeking losers, who feel the need to get attention. You can answer and display your questions/answers publicly on your formspring.me page or have them feed directly to your Twitter, Facebook, or whatever digital social media you use to pretend you have friends.

Ask me anything...but that.
   
 
My daughter uses formspring, and kids are MEAN...especially when they can remain unknown! IM SO SORRY for your loss!!!!!!! RIP beautiful Alexis!!!
 

 
 

—Geri Smith Freda, Facebook

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The #1 question featured on the Formspring website.

Some users

 
Piss off a formspring faggot enough and they can reveal personal info like their age while suffering from nerd rage. (once again, our example is the Mary Sue retard known as Pinkiebot.}
  1. Make fake profile
  2. Login
  3. ????
  4. PROFIT !!!!

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Harassment

 
Typical butthurt Formspring roleplayer. They disable anon comments and if the trolling continues, may protect their account or leave. Go bother Pinkie Here.

Formspring is clear about their harrassment policy. We record no personal info about formspring.me users. We do not record IP addresses or anything else that can identify users of our service. If an anonymous user is harassing you, you can turn off anonymous questions. If you are being harassed by a registered user, you can block them. If you continue to be harassed, we suggest discontinuing use of formspring.me or creating a new account and only sharing it with your friends. You could even just stay away from the site.

Or you could hang yourself.

SHUT DOWN FORMSPRING

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Baw.

The petition to shut it down is a virtual index of every internet faux pas imaginable, starting with the poor grammar of the petition itself, which registers as written by someone with less than a 5th grade reading level.

   
 
To: U.S. Congress - The social networking site, Formspring.me, is nothing but a danger to the youth of America. A young girl from Long Island recently was the victim of cyber bullying through this website. She ended her life and is no longer with us. What Formspring the only reason for her death, No, but it definitely was a contributing factor. The website allows its users to post comments and questions anonymously. Most of the time its harmless stuff being said, but a quick search of the site and I was able to find comments telling kids to kill themselves and the like. This site needs to be stopped before any more young and impressionable kids do the unthinkable. If you have a Formspring account please delete it and sign this petition to hopefully get this site shut down.
 

 
 

—Sincerely, The Undersigned

The abuse of the English language continues, from the remix of They're;

 
 
I personaly don't get cyber bullied though formspring, but when I have to convince my friends that the're not fat because of what some kid wrote on their formspring is just....sad. Shut it down.
 

 

—Brandon Santangelo


to ALL CAPS and Internet Tough Guy-ism;

 
 
Brandon Ches Hutzler,Dean Ish Edwards, Catherine Payne GARBAGE HUMANS FIND THESE SCUM AND TAKE EM DOWN


 


 

[email protected]


to downright DERP.

 
 
my sister...was told that she is fat and needs to go hang herself! luckily my sister did the right thing and printed out the horrible comments she was getting and deleted her formspring. This site is nothing but trouble and there needs to be a stop to it so that this doesnt happen again.
 

 

Jessica Hatt


Several Facebook groups have sprung up to do battle with the evil Formspring and save the lives of fragile children across the globe from their evil plot to rid the world of whiny, self-obsessed fucks.

A note, Natasha Keelan has signed this petition saying, "Her 15 year old sister is being bullied on FS", and thus makes excellent troll material. Find her facebook Here.

Formspring support

It's not often that the customer support and FAQ section are as funny as the actual site, but sometimes the gods smile upon us.

Abuse! Abuse!

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I'm in a loop.

Typical lawlyer threats made by someone who watches too much tv. Oh, and they post their phone numbers and emails so that customer support will get back to them. Hard to believe, but some people really are just asking for it.

One particular moron of note is Marian Dubiel, who doesn't seem to understand the idea of anonymity, free speech, or basic English.

   
 
Print out all the posts you can get your hands on. This is a felont and is considered battery. If you need any more proff for the authorities I may be able to send the proff that I had / They by law have to keep records of the ip addresses. my number is 407-687-8155 if you need any help pleas call many of us are trying to see that this site is held responsible for so many violation.
 

 
 

Marian Dubiel

Watch out. She has proff.

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Longer question boxes

Due to a technical limitation, questions on Formspring are limited to a particular number of characters, so if your question runs longer than the allotted space you wil

Can you tell me who asked me an anonymous question?

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DOING IT WRONG

No, stupid. Then they're not anonymous.

NO ANONYMOUS

Sort it out? Ah, no.

Attention racism!!!!!!!!

Excuse me, racism, could I have your attention? I seem to have spent up all my exclamation points.

How do i know that people is following me?

How?

THIS TYPE IF CRIME CANNOT BE TOLORATED

   
 
Teenage suicide from this type if Internet crime is rising sharply and can not be tolorated.
 

 
 

—marian dubiel, english much?

http://formspringme.zendesk.com/entries/113534-abuse-support

Slipknot

Help on the way? No? Just call the owner of the website at home. That should do it.

oopsies

Send my password where? Oh, shi- HAX!

B&

High school kids ruin everything. The school thinks they can block the app, the parents think they can make their kids give a shit. The kids think it's lol, so on we move.

Trolling

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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?I do not understand?

Trolling on Formspring is pretty easy, find a slut who's skinny, but think they're fat, think up something original, ask them how many diets they've given up on, or ask them 'Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?' sure to lead to confusion, and maybe a little bit of LULZ.

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She wants to help people

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